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Thank you, sir or madame. THIS is fruits of my boredom. I write or type it when I get bored, and so far I've done over 400 FREAKIN' PAGES!! And that's just up to BN3!
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I have an excuse for being late this time around. At my Middle School, a few of these dirty nasty chil’ren got FLUS in the Spring. Not Swine Flu, since that’s pretty famous these days but will soon be easily forgotten. I have a normal flu, but still managed to edit and type this chapter up for you all.

And if I’m not late, I have an excuse; I’m sick.

DISCLAIMER: Peoples reading this chapter may experience flu-like symptoms. Reader discretion is advised.

CHAPTER 15: Picking Up the Pieces

“NOOOO!!!” green-hair-guy screamed! “MY GOSPEL!! YOU…you’ve—“ He was cut off by all of the servers exploding at the same time.
“Waah!” Lan attempted to guard himself with his wimpy arms. All Mega Man had to do was brace himself.
Outside, Chaud witnessed an almost comical puff of smoke puffing out from all the top floor windows. ”Took’m long enough…” Chaud took out his PET and set it onto phone mode. “Hello, Yuri. Send…no, I wasn’t the one who sent the pizza to my office. Now listen…yes, I’m sure so stop interrupting me. Just send down the A-Division to help me clean this place up…JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THE EFFING PIZZAS!!” Chaud rushed to turn the phone off of phone mode.
“You know what?” asked Proto Man. “Hanging out with that Lan kid has really changed you in the past half-a-year. I like it.”
“Hmph. Is that so?”

If you’re dumb and you’ve forgotten that the Hub Battery allows Lan to channel his energy into Mega Man, kill yourself because you’ll never amount to anything other than a horrible existence. But if you forgot since you have a life, you’re good, don’t suicide yet. All Mega Man just did in the last paragraph was do it the OPPOSITE way.

“Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…”
Lan sat up. “Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa-“
“Stop. Just stop it. When I was ‘knocked out’, I could still hear everything around me. You’ve been annoying me for the past half an hour.”
“How should I’ve known?”
Lan turned his attention to the green-head-room, and then to his chest. The magnet suit was short circuiting. “No WONDER my chest was in such blinding pain.” He took it off, leaving a large burn mark that went through his vest onto his shirt. He stood up and opened the now ruined door(the one with the bullet-proof glass window). The man had disappeared and was replaced with some kid in his kimono. “Hm. So the dude was a kid…who carries a dairy around with him.” Lan picked up a brown book labeled ‘SEAN’.

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He and Mega Man huddled around the book. Upon opening the front cover, a photograph was discovered with the kid in a younger form, being held by two parents. They were both women, however. Lan and Mega Man cringed. A newspaper article blurb was taped to the back that said ‘Normal and Lesbian Couples Are Only People To Die in Major Plane Crash; Are Deemed Most Unlucky People EVER’. Apparently when their flight smashed into an oil tanker in the ocean and caused a huge explosion(STUPID DRUNK PILOTS!!), everybody else besides Sean’s parents(and somebody ELSE’S?!)survived without pain, even after the entire plane disintegrated.

The pair learned of his journey to an orphanage, and then to a strict boy’s boarding school, called ‘ST. JERKFACE’. This was because he was such a happy young kid that he needed a healthy overdose of reality. At age eight he arrived and was severely tormented and bullied(he later ran away after crushing some guys’ arms into their sockets. The entire arms were ground into small bits that are possibly still inside of them today. He gained such strength after fighting back over several failed circumstances. Ha ha, the guys deserved it :] ), then created that ‘manly’ exo-suit(WITH GREEN HAIR!! SUPER-MANLY)and was found by WILY after some kinda small-scale stuff.

“HOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEE CRAPPLE!!” Mega Man and Lan shrieked in unison!!
“You mean Wily DIDN’T die when we blew up his base?” Mega Man stressfully asked Lan.
“Where were YOU when we beat him?!”
“Uhn…UGH!” Sean burst out the door and snatched his book away! “What do you think you’re doing?!”
Lan raised his hand. “Uh…”
“AUGH!!” Sean dived toward a corner filled with dead servers. “Don’t come near me! I’ll crush your-“
“Arms, I know.”
“You read it?! How could you?!” Sean took out his pistol once more!
“HEY WAIT!!” Sean shot Lan.

The rubber bullet smacked his arm. “YEOOOW!! THAT THING STINGS!!”
“Come on, Lan. It’s just a RUBBER bullet.”
“That doesn’t help, Mega Man.”
“DAMN IT ALL!!” Sean held the gun up to his forehead. “I’m not going to let you take me. Not to juvie, not to jail, nowhere. I’m going by my terms.”
“Sean,”
“HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!”
“It’s…on the cover. Don’t do this. At that range, even rubber bullets’ll make a hole.”
“YOU THINK I CARE?!” He pulled the trigger!!

The bullets he got were stupidly extra rubbery. It bounced off his skull and back into the gun, then the gun fell apart. “……….CRAAAAAAAAP!!”
There’s only ONE way to get into a mentally disturbed boy’s soul…
Lan offered his hand to Sean as the boy rubbed his forehead. “Hey, Sean. Wanna be my friend?”
“W…what? B-but I jus-just tried to kill you and everyone else in the world! That counts as evil!”
“So what? People change. I want to be your first REAL friend.”
“Actually the kid of the OTHER dead couple was my FIRST real friend, but you can be my fifth.” They exchanged an awesome handshake of friendship.

Suddenly, police sirens blared outside! “Darn! You have to hide your diary!” Lan urged!
“Eat it!” Mega Man suggested!
“Already ahead of you and I already have a story for the police ready.” Sean took out a lighter and surprisingly quickly burned up his diary, which seemed to have been previously sprayed with accelerants. “Don’t worry, that was one of my five copies.”
“Why did you carry that around, anyway?”
“Who cares. Here’s my idea…”

About a minute later, Chaud bust the door down with a single kick and was followed by a quick swarm of official agents that promptly began clearing up the area. “Okay everyone,” Chaud said, “I want this building inhabitable again within the next six months.”
“ROGER!!”
Chaud walked toward Lan. “Lan, status report.”
Lan brushed away some sweat. ”Mega Man experienced even more odd changes for the better as the radioactivity increased. Gospel did as well even after we used the Infinity Slash battle chip. It turned into a small but fast powerhouse that we easily defeated with Mega Man’s enhanced abilities. If he were still the same as earlier he would have died.”
“And what about the kid over there?”
“He was abducted by Wily two years ago and crafted into a pawn inside of an exo-suit. He had been forced into either this or death, so technically Wily was the one using Freeze Man to destroy the Earth and create the Gospel virus.”
“Okay. All I need to know. Yuri?”
A scrawny, tall, blue-haired woman with glasses ran over. “Yes?”
“Make arrangements for a hearing for this boy and also make arrangements for him to stay in the “Free Wind” orphanage in Dubliss Town a few miles into the west.”
“Yes, sir! Please come with me.” Yuri approached Sean.
“Lan, I know you met Doc when you fought Freeze Man.” Sean muttered.
“Oh, yeah.”
“In order to use what he gave you, head into Under Net two. You’ll learn some really impotant information about old man Wily.”
“B-but…” It was too late, Yuri was already taking Sean out of the room.
Lan walked over to Chaud. “Can I have my chip back now?”
“Sure.” Lan handed him his cool weapon. “How do you know about the orphanage? A secret past, maybe?”
“Heck no. I just read about how it was rated the thirteenth best orphanage in Electopia and THE best one in the immediate area. Now go home, take care of that suspicious burn mark, and get some rest.”
Lan waved good-bye and left, twitching from radiation.

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Area: Under Net two.
Mega Man stood in front of the door detailed in the Bomb Man chapter of Vol. One.
“Ready, Mega Man?”
“Yep.” Mega Man held up a small star-shaped piece of data. The binary coding of it came out and circled it like Saturn’s rings. The firewall sealing the mysterious area disappeared and the star transformed into a skull. “Cool, a pirate symbol.”
“No. It isn’t.”
Mega Man walked into the first of the Legend Networks. A warp portal and a Heal Navi greeted him. “Yo dawg, you don’t wanna go in there,” he grunted.
“Why, mister dude?”
“Yo, this place iz mad whack. You can’t jack outta dis place, yo, an’ all da viruses iz CRAZY hard. You gotta kill sum a dem in jus one hit, yo. Only crack-heads n’ idiots would go in there, yo.”
“…Okay.” Mega Man walked into the portal like it was nothing. We know that he’s not a crack-head, so he’s probably the OTHER choice.

“No. It’s just…”
“It can’t be!”
The whole area was bathed in WWW skulls and even had the logo as a background wallpaper.
“Oh yes it can.” A suspiciously fat, red doctor navi named Doc was floating in the air as if it were the sidewalk. Was it…DOC?!
“That Doc kid!!” Mega Man pointed out! “Sean was right!”
“WWW’s not dead,” Doc mocked, “It’s merely gaining steam. We have a tour of our own strength for you, so come follow me. You’ll learn a lot.”
“Quick Man! Battle chip, in!!”
Mega Man quickly went Elec Bro, then Quick Bro. He dashed at super-speed and sliced the air. Doc was gone, and just entered into the next area. ”I’m going after him.”
“Or, not.” A coffin-shaped navi appeared in front of Mega Man just as he tried to follow Doc. He made a huge, hollow ringing sound. Mega Man lost his transformation and fell to earth, as a yellow man.
“Gah…”
“Are you okay, Mega Man?” Lan asked his devoted partner.
“Uuuh, y-yeah. Just shaken up a little. I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine.”
“Or, not.” The sarcophagus dude floated onto the ground and two additional coffins appeared next to him. “Welcome to the land of the dead.” The coffins opened up and blasted twin lasers at Mega Man!
“GRAAAAAAHH!!”
TO BE CONTINUED IN MEGA MAN BATTLE NETWORK: THE FAN FICTION EX: LEGEND NETWORK WORLD THREE.
one of the world’s longest titles.

COMMENTARY: Hee hee, I tricked you ALL!! Except for the cool kids. They’re cool™. I’m NOT done with BN2 just yet, there’s still FOUR uber-duper chapters that are going to be classified as MMBNTFFEXLNW3. Well, that’s what the title spells out.

Also if you noticed, I didn’t add any ‘music’ to this chapter, since I didn’t know what themes would really suit this chapter. PLOX(please) send me a few good songs from any Mega Man series, since along with themes for this chapter, I’d like them for future reference. The only other-series game I’ve ever played and beat was MMX4. Man, I just dig that Jet Stingray music…

Anyway, now onto the the actual chapter for today. So Mega Man can use the Change Battery like Lan can too, and Chaud didn’t order pizzas. Chaud can also fake-curse! He’s a real man.

This will possibly go down in history as the most questionable chapter in the series, since Sean’s parents are…not…straight. white secretion bank, maybe? But no wonder he was so ruined. He must’ve been ridiculed non-stop for that before the boy’s school thing. But he never wrote about that…so I guess not. He didn’t mind it then. Heh heh…

It’s physically impossible to crush a guy’s arm like that, but the real shocker is that there was a guy named St. Jerkface. What a sad existence that followed that name. Also, rubber bullets hurt and stuff, but aren’t exactly deadly. I admit that I first learned about them when I picked up Air Gear volumes 9 and 10 randomly, and now I like the series. And I’m aware of what kind of series it is. But I’m just a young teenager, so leave me be. I typed up this whole chapter when I was sick with the flu, so manage.

I also find Yuri cute and my type of girl, which was accidental. Maybe in High School in the Fall(yay)I can meet somebody even better.

The last part of the chapter was actually taken from the FIRST part of the EX chapter. I just wanted to make you feel either ecstatic or lied to about the 2nd book ending so quietly. If you look back, I REALLY tried to make that reveal incredibly obvious. Check it out!

This is one of the longest commentaries so far. Well, I’ll see you in the EX series, and BN3 will start as my Summer vacation does. Woo hoo, High School starts for me soon!

NEXT TIME: Time for the extra stuff. It's time to explore the WWW world, one boss navi at a time. A four-part event that you may or may not want to miss!! Starting in July, only on the Rockman EXE Zone.
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Hmmm, when I'll have the time I'll think how to promote this topic more..
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Thanks FOR making this!It great :-)
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Thank you, both people who hath just responded.

Nemo, thanks for all of the energy you've put into helping me with this topic and I like your new theme.

Kennylim96 who has ALREADY been banned, I send thanks to your banned spirit wherever you may be.
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Hello, I am here to post my fic! I will try to put up a chapter every few days, and I hope that I will be accepted as 'the guy who made the crappy fic'. I will give you a short description of it all today, it takes place in BN1+ and I'm trying to add in a bit of humor every now and then. Most of the characters are still the same, but Mega Man is a bit more hyperactive and I placed some spoilers that would take effect in future versions (if I get that far). Also I put a reason for how come bosses have a wider range of attacks than you do. The story is supposed to be very anime-esque and I'm also going to place my thoughts on each chapter when I'm done typing them up. I have been writing my fic in a composition book at chool and have taken up far more than 200 pages-at the point of BN2. Some chapters are over 10 pages long so I will cut a few chapters when appropriate. Now I will post the table of contents: BOOK ONE: FIRST STEPS Chapter 1: Guts Spillin' Chapter 2: Easy Bake Chapter 3: Number Crunchers Chapter 4: Guts Spillin' Vol. 2 Chapter 5: Rock Smashin', Guts Mix Chapter 6: Save the Trees(Even When They're Just Computer Programs)! Chapter 7: The WWW Deleter-Guy Chapter 8: Skin VS. Bones Chapter 9: Red Light, Blue Light Chapter 10: Shocking: The Calamity Chapter 11: Bombs Away! Chapter 12: The War Begins OVA 1: The Fun Fish Fair Chapter 13: Last Routine, Set! OVA 2: BOOK ONE 100% PARTY! BOOK 2: TRANSFORMATIONS Chapter 1: Re-Intro 1/2 Chapter 1.5: Re-Intro 2/2 Chapter 2: Smarter Than the Average 1/2
wht is are these chapters to because i dont understand it
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I haven't gotten to that list in forever. So I'll just rip it up and DESTROY IT!!
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Can Someone Explain what this page is for? Is the script a real game or a story made by a memeber?
Megaman 4-EVER!!!

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As its name says it is a story created by a member.
fanfic: Fan Fiction Story
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WHat Calex said. Punk is writing his story and I'm too lazy to promote it somehow.
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Thnks Sorry I didnt understand the terminology and by the way you did a great job, awesome story
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Aw, well you KNOW the first few chapters sucked! Sometime in the middle of the EXE storyline, I'm gonna re-write them all.
AND THEN YOU SHALL ALL KNOW MY TRUE POWAH!!
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Okaaaay... Anyway I sat here and read the whole thing through. You have inspired me and it is AWSOME!
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Wow, so many nice lies have been posted up here recently. Now you all know that until the middle of Part Two this story was crap, and I'm the first (obviously) to admit it. So come on and be more honest and critical with your comments! I need to learn how to be better!! Anyways, PART THREE SHALL START ON WEDNESDAY. OR ELSE I DIE DUE TO LYING.

Supah-Special Note: Due to the extra-areaness of this chapter, you may skip it if you wish, but that would in effect be stupid. If you skip it, you have just COMPLETELY upset the plotline of the rest of the series ITSELF. So read or die.


Mega Man Battle Network: The Fan Fiction EX: Legend Network World Three, Act One: Life Aura, Jimmy and Egypt

Where we last left off…
“GRAAAAAAHH!!”
Mega Man just got shot by a coffin laser. “Huff, huff,” he gasped loudly. “What the…”
“Thou hath defiled this sacred land.” the coffin man said. “Thou shall receive a just punishment.”
“Who are you?”
“I am Pharaoh Man, protector of this sacred land.”
“Y’mean Egypt?” Mega Man guessed.
“No.”
Lan readied his battle chips. “Dude, he just blasted you. This isn’t a tea party! Get ready! Stone Man! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man remembered his BN1 trick. With Guts Man, you know?
“Got it!” Mega Man turned into a Stone Brother form, with a stone helmet and shoulder pads, and a Stone Man laser arm buster. “Now, rise, my pretties!!” He rose his arms and towers of stone cubes rose around him!
“And now, air shoes! Battle chip, in!!” Lan smiled to himself. “Come on, this’ll be a cinch! Do it!”

BATTLE START

Mega Man jumped high into the air with his cool air boots and proceeded to punch all of the rocks he set up, from the top down, in all conceivable directions. “HAHAHOOHAHEHAHERHOOHEEHA!!” Mega Man roared the whole way down. “I don’t see him, but I don’t feel his data streaming into me, either…” Oh, and data streams through navis in order to become new battle chips.
“Didn’t you try to scan him with your Power Up?” Lan asked.
“I forgot.”
A broken up, stone coffin fell from the sky onto Mega Man and broke on impact. “Daaaaah…” he groaned. Pharaoh Man slowly floated down from above Mega Man.
“You forced me to use a coffin for a shield,” he hissed. “I cannot show you mercy—“ Mega Man lifted up the coffin he was squished with and flung it at Pharoah Man! It broke into several rocky pieces. “AAARGH, HOW DARE YOU?!?!” Mega Man just stared at him. “WELL?!” He kept staring. “Why you…”

“OH-KAY~” the blue bomber(?) finally announced. “I’ve completely scanned this dude from top to bottom. I know all attacks he’s ever used and how to dodge them. Is that good enough, Lan?”
“Um, yes?”
“Or, not.” Pharaoh Man’s last coffin flipped open and three super rattons flew out!!
“Hup.” Mega Man leaped into the sky and stood there using the air shoes from before. The missiles kept running in random directions until they ran away somewhere. “See, I’m gonna PWN you, dude.”
“You haven’t said THAT for a while, Mega Man,” Lan realized.
“Hm, you’re right.”
“OR NOT!!” Pharaoh Man’s coffin opened again and a cool statue came out. It began releasing a poisonous gas.
“Or I will. Lan, poltergeist please.”
“You got it! Poltergeist! Battle chip, in!!” Lan yelled, inserting the chip with extreme confidence! The cool, ‘Anubis’ statue was lifted off the ground.
“Huh?” Pharaoh Man huh’d. Then the coffin floated a bit more than before. “WHAT?!” Both items flew into the original owner, dealing massive pain. “WAAAAAAAAUGH!!” Pharaoh Man fell over onto the floor. He was covered in Anubis poison and was quickly succumbing.

“Had enough, Mr. Mean?” Mega Man asked.
“RAAAARGH!!” Pharaoh Man finally began exploding. “MY SPIRIT SHALL LIVE ON!! LONG LIVE WORLD THREE!!! THE CHOSEN ONE SHALL SUFFER!!!!”
“Too bad, dude. You just got owned.” He was gone and the chip finally popped out of Lan’s PET.

ENEMY DELETED

“Um, chosen one? What’s he talkin’ ‘bout?”
“Dunno, but look alive,” Lan warned. A blue Scuttler virus was spotted on Mega Man’s left flank.
“Whubba whubba-HUH?!” Mega Man gasped at the sight of it! “It’s…what Jimmy became.”

The Blue Scuttle-thingie quickly made a perfectly cuby ice cube and fired it at Mega Man. He punched it, expecting it to break, but nothing happened to it. It ran over Mega Man and broke. “Ow!”
Wait a minute, Lan thought. Did Wily make these viruses stronger than they used to be? That cube shoulda’ been broken easily by Mega Man. This isn’t like ‘Jimmy’ at all. “Just go Fire Guts. Punch them then.”

Mega Man did so and charged at the Scuttler. He jabbed at it quickly and his hand was stopped. A barrier appeared for a second. “He’s got a Life Aura, like the Life Virus.” Mega Man remembered.
“Alright then! Hero sword! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man sliced the aura away and then stamped the virus dead. “Hey, a life aura battle chip! That’s neat!”
“Hm, I guess so…” Mega Man solemnly agreed. He took a step forward and a trap were triggered(yes, were)!! Three blocky viruses appeared(Protectos!!)! They had countdowns on each of their bodies. “Oh, crap. These guys’re gonna blow! I’ll crush’m!!” Mega Man dashed into action and flipped, punched and kicked in a fast-pitched action super-scene, doing no damage. The viruses read ‘3’ now.
“Fire, aqua, elec sword! Program Advance!!” Mega Man swiped right through the three viruses and they all sploded.

“Alright. There’s a path into the next area over here. Let’s book it.”

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Mega Man Battle Network: The Fan Fiction EX: Legend Network World Three, Act Two: The Second Part, With Napalm Man

“Lil’, cross, big bomb! Program Advance!!” A second set of protectos were deleted by a semi-large explosive bomb. “Good job, Mega Man. Now let’s go.”
“Always with the positive reinforcement before an order, Lan?”
“What do you mean by…” Mega Man approached a purple wall that we see in the video game series a lot. It had Pharaoh Man’s symbol on it. You know, the two curvy lines and the dot. Look it up.
“It’s got Box Man’s symbol on it. This means I have to use the chip.” Mega Man figured.
“B, Box Man?!” Lan gasped! “How dense are you, you could’ve AT LEAST said EGYPT Man!”
“’Ey, ‘ey, ‘ey. I don’t LIKE details, that’s all.” Mega Man placed his hand on the door. “’Kay, door. I just killed Egypt Man, so let me in.” Lan slapped his forehead as Mega Man sent some info he’d scanned earlier through his palm. The door faded away! Hoo-rah!

A purple navi with a gun on his head(remember him?)jacked in near the exit to the next area(which was previously behind the door). “Ya killed Pharaoh Man, di’n’t ‘cha?”
“You sound drunk, Gunny Man.” Mega Man so rudely mislabeled.
“AH AIN’T DRUNK!!” the Gunny Man screamed at the top of his lungs. “AN’ AH AIN’T GUNNEH MAN!! AH! AH-YEM! NAPALM MAAAAAAAAAAHN!!” Napalm Man rose his arms, which happened to be machine gun things. “Why don’cha show meh YER guns, buddeh? YA-HAA!!”
Mega Man held his buster up. “Heheh.”
“MEGA MAN, YOU IDIOT! GO ELEC BRO!!”

BATTLE START

Mega Man turned yellow again. Yeeeah, booooyz. Enjoy my enthusiasm. So, anyways, where were we—oh. Yes, I remember. This was the part where Napalm Man started shooting at him, rapid-fire style. “Nope,” Mega Man scolded. He easily leaped above Napalm Man and evaded enemy fire.

“Ice Man! Battle chip, in!!” Lan has finally used this chip for the first time in ever!! Like, gosh!!
“I remember him!” Mega Man reminisced. His costume changed into a sleeveless parka and goggles over his eyes. He also got fingerless gloves and an icy chill.
Nice moves, kid, Napalm Man thought.
Gotta end this fast, Mega Man thought.
I’m getting…hungry…this is something anybody but me would be thinking here… Lan thought.

A gun turret popped out of a random hole in the ground and fired three rounds at Mega Man! He was hit in the chest and fell onto the ground, next to a SECOND turret. “Oh, crap—“ Three MORE hits. “Oof-aaf-eef!”

Napalm Man stepped onto Mega Man. “Had ‘nuff?” he asked.
“Mmm, naah…” Mega Man pushed him off and showed him the six bullets in his hands! Daah! He…caught the bullets?! Napalm Man’s thought were cut short when he was thrown into the air.
“Bronze fist! Battle chip, in!!” Then Lan pointed to Napalm Man on his computer screen. “Freeze him!”
“Got it!!” Mega Man’s buster was…throwin’ ice grenades! He lobbed them at his gun-themed foe, but they were shot down by a new gun turret. Mega man was surrounded by the OTHER FOUR THAT JUST NOW APPEARED. “Frost zephyr!” His “charged move” was…makin’ an icy wind!! He aimed his gun-hand at the floor and blew out a cool breeze that completely froze the four guns into perfect, comical ice blocks.
“Hoooly…” Napalm Man landed onto the ground, finally. “Tha’s it. Die.” Napalm Man shot a fat, pink bomb from his gun-head-gun. Mega Man immediately got the specs on the weapon via scanner-eye-program. That thing was…was…WAHAHAAAAAAS…

“OH MY EIGHT-BIT GAME SYSTEM!!” Mega Man yelled!
“Get outta there!” Lan suggested!
“No, I’ve got this!” Mega Man dashed up to it. “Frost zephyr!” He froze it in mid-air. “Then…bronze fist!” He punched it! It didn’t fly away. IT OBVIOUSLY EXPLODED.

Mega Man’s chip data was REJECTED! “REVENGE!!” our hero shouted within the valley of flames!
“You can’t win, punk!” Napalm Man summoned his weapons again. Out of the five guns, four of them were still encased in ice cubes. “WHAAAAT?!?!” Before they could all fail at hurting him, Mega Man blasted an electric ring at Napalm Man. “Guurgh!”
“Let’s test this baby out! Pharaoh Man! Battle chip, in!!”

“Eh, heh heh heh HEEEEEEEEEH.” Mega Man levitated in a Pharaoh Man-style robe. In one hand he held a staff. In the other, an ankh. He had an Egyptian headdress on his…head.
“Anubis, bay-bay!!” He held out his staff and the awesome Anubis statue fell from teh(yeah, teh)sky.

Napalm Man couldn’t move. The poison would take care of him. But really he was deleted when the Anubis statue crushed him. Shoot. This kid’s trouble, if I could only hit him with my strongest. But could he really delete Ba- His thought was left unfinished.

“Heh heh, he got owned.”
“The catch-phrase isn’t that fun anymore.”
“Oh. Oh well.”

ENEMY DELETED

“Well I feel a lot better, now!” Mega Man smiled warmly.
“…If you did that kinda thing out here in real life, you’d probably be in the mafia, or shot down on sight,” Lan admitted.
“Ooh, ooh! Y’mean, like Katekyo Hitman Reborn?!?!” Mega Man gasped! “Oh yeah, that manga’s good! Old, but good. You can read manga on the internet, you know.”
“Never heard of that story.”
“Oh, it’s AWESOME. Some Japanese loser, like Electopian, was actually from a long line of mafiosos on his dad’s side, and some hitman baby grooms him to be a good boss. It gets violent around volume eight, but it’s still SOO funny!!”
“…Oooookay.”

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Area WWW three, multi-colored scuttlers were replaced by whites scuttlests, the meanest viruses on the net. Mega Man took care of all of them. Wearing a life aura two, he approached the final door of the final area. Napalm Man’s explosion symbol was featured. “Okay, let’s go. Open up, Doc.” The door disappeared and he fell through.
Lan shook his finger in a playful manner. “ Mega Man…”
“Sorry, fell over.” He looked around. The space was empty. “Oookay.” Suddenly three more protectos appeared! “Die~” Mega Man went Aqua Custom style and sliced a life sword three sword slice! They all blew up. “Stupid beesterd viruses. No fracking chips.”
“Gasp! Where did you learn that language, young man?” Lan joked!
“Heheheh.”
“Ha ha ha.”
“Heheheh.”
“Ha ha ha.”
“Heheheh.”
“WHERE’S DOOOOOOOOOOOOC?!” Lan screamed! Downstairs Lan’s mother screamed due to shock and dropped twelve plates onto the floor.
A shadow descended in front of Mega Man. “So, you’re finally showin’ your face.” Mega Man smirked. “So if you can’t be Doc, then who are you?”
The mysterious figure crossed his(her? Its?!) arms. “I am…”


Mega Man Battle Network: The Fan Fiction EX: Legend Network World Three, Act Three: The New Pluto

“Planet Man, the master of this domain and your ultimate downfall.” The shade evaporated and revealed Earth, with oddly liquidy arms, peg legs and a tv for a head(VERRRY extreme description. Pretty intense stupidity).
“Eww you’re fat.”
“You’re so rude, Chosen One.” Planet Man scolded. “Don’t you want to respect your peers?”
“Nah.”
Lan interrupted! “”Chosen One”? “Peers”? What the heck are you talking about?”
“He’s beaten two high-powered navis.” Planet Man explained, “He could be the next elite of WWW. We could give him his own organization, like the last one.” Oh yeah, Sean-kid. “How do you think we decided to give Doc the ID card? So that if Freeze Man was defeated, we could replace Gospel with a better heir.”
“Shut up, no way. Let’s waste’m.” Lan growled.
“No, wait, Lan.” Mega Man begged. “This could be like Katekyo Hitman Reborn!! We’d be young, heads of a mafia-like group with its own small ‘family’, and we’d get magic mittens!! Gimme a second to think this over.”
“M-Mega Man? But why would-“
“Womp, womp, womp, waaah. Time up, and I reject your retarded, generous offer.” Mega Man gave Planet Man a thumbs-DOWN. “Would Ichigo become a Vizard(or Vizored?)in Bleach? Would Naruto ever let the fox inside take over? Would Luffy EVER do anything stupid?! YES, HECK YES. But those things aren’t stupid, unlike this.”
“What?!” Planet Man gasped! “But, but you just said that Luffy does stupid things! You’re not making SENSE!!”
Smacking the screen in the human world, was Lan Hikari. “What have you been doing at night when I’m asleep!? That made no sense!!”
“Oh, well I found some manga sites and read some of the more popular stories from earlier this century. Anyways, let’s WASTE’M!!”

Planet Man sighed loudly and placed his palm on his forehead. “Hear me out. I’m Wily’s personal navi. I’ve been waiting here since I noticed somebody entered this area.”
“What about the heal navi outside of the warp portal?”
“We DON’T CARE. So if you don’t join us, I’ll have to delete you or leave you to our latest endeavor in power. Prepare to feed him your power.”
“NOOOOO, you’re too FAT to kill me!” Mega Man calmly answered.
“Die, just die.” The area darkened and several star-like sparkles appeared around the combatants.
“Woah…” Mega Man gasped, a little worried.

BATTLE START

Planet Man summoned a few planets to circle him, red blue and yellow. Mega Man went Aqua Custom again. One planet launched electricity at him. He dodged. “Buster up!” He shot a bubbler bullet at the red planet, making it fizzle away!
“Wood Man, Elec Man! Battle chips, in!!” He blew up the other planets similarly.
“Heavy stamp!” Boom. “Giga cannon!” Boom. “Giga cannon three?” Boom. “Life…sword…two?” Boom. Planet Man was still standing. And Mega Man was slowing down. “What…is up…with you?!”

“Would you like to know?” The background disappeared. Planet Man was standing behind him and all three planets were still floating. “Are you tired?” Several small rocket ships came out of the globes! They released a hail of bullets at Mega Man!

“What the--ow!” Mega Man angrily destroyed the planets and rockets for real this time. “Dude, just give up already.”
“Why should I?” Planet Man vaguely flickered to the right. The area was clouded in darkness again. “Cosmic Shadows, hide my true form. Allow me to survive in the shade and kill my enemies...”
Crap! Mega Man told himself, I can’t trace him with my scanner ability! Stupid fat guy!
“This guy is so predictable.” Lan sneered. “Breath of Gospel! Battle chip, in!! Now try firing an attack NEXT to him.”
“GOTCHA!!” Mega Man did the brother form thing! He grew a black suit of body armor, opposed to the blue one, and he grew a black headdress. His hands and feet were now slightly over-sized and ended with sharp pointy points. Lastly he grew a long, slender tail and yellow buggy spots appeared all over his body.

“Too slow!” Planet Man summoned more planet-thingies around Mega Man and fired off their attacks!
“FAIL.” Mega Man opened his mouth and fired off a huge, red laser(the shockwave produced by this wiped the planets out) aimed to the right of Planet Man’s fake body... nothing happened.
“WHAT?” Lan yelled in confusion. “What just happened. I coulda’ SWORN I saw him flicker a bit to the right before summoning that background!”
“That was a feint.” The dark went away and Planet Man rose his arms. “Gravity.” His torso turned jet-black. Air was being sucked inside! The ground began rumbling and breaking apart to be absorbed as well!
“Oh, I get it,” Mega Man said, “He never moved! Ha, I sure was fooled.”
“STOP LAUGHING!! GET OUTTA THERE!!”
“But I can’t move, Lan. Duh.” Then his mouth was sealed shut. “HM?!”
Planet Man snickered. “I’ve sealed up your movements as well as your attacks. All you have left is to be crushed or kill me in a last-ditch effort. What will you do?”

Mega Man was beginning to slide toward the evil fat dude. This sucks, Lan thought. There’s only one thing that can be done now. “Listen to me, Mega Man,” Lan said in a serious voice.
“Mhm.”
“Try to power up your Gospel attack to the point it breaks through your face.”
“HM?!”
“Yeah, I know. But I’ll give you the Big Heart P.A. after this. Just do it if you don’t want to die.”
“M-ky.”
“Oh, I see you’re trying to come up with a final plan?” Planet Man shook his finger in amusement! ARGH! “Do you honestly think he can create such a concentrated shot that it would break through his own already-strengthened defense?”
“Mmmmm...” Mega Man’s cheeks were beginning to puff up. He was about 12 feet away from Planet Man now.
“You can do it...”
“Mmmmm...” Now his face was turning red.
“Come on...”
“MMMMM...” His lips were trembling, at about four feet from obliteration...
“Hurry up, idiot!!”
“SHUTUPLAAAAAAAN!!” His anger had caused him to force his own jaw open with the power of friendship--I mean the power of hatred. Whoops.
“I-IMPOSSIBLE!!” Planet Man ended his attack, causing a bunch of shrapnel to clatter to the ground. He dove to escape the burst of pure elemental energy, but his entire left arm was destroyed. “GAAAAH!!” Mega Man launched himself at the fat earth man, claws first. “I shall return...” Planet Man simply sank into some sort of portal he created under his feet(are they legs? I can’t tell. He looks too weird).

ENEMY DELETED

“Whoops,” Mega Man sighed, as he whizzed past his target and smashed into the ground. “Well, THAT was exciting.”
“Gosh darn it,” Lan said, “We didn’t get the Planet Man chip. Oh, HERE it is. A-ha.” A Planet Man chip appeared! “I guess blowing up an arm provides enough data for a chip.”
“Okay.” Mega Man went back to normal and walked toward Area One again.

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Back at Area One, almost home...
“Boy, Lan, that was SOME adventure.”
“You’re right,” Lan replied, “Let’s get some rest.” Behind the navi was a huge wake of utter destruction, smoking virus remains and ground with cracks in it. Suddenly the warp portal that led the way to the Under Net flickered off! It wasn’t glowing anymore! “Mega Man, I TOLD you not to destroy the area! WHY DID YOU NOT LISTEN?!”
“But I only KINDA destroyed it!” Mega Man cried in defense.
“What an idiot...”
“Whubba?!” Mega Man peeked over his shoulder and some sort of cloaked, floatin’ navi with GIGANTIC head-fins. “Hey, you’re...” Images filled his mind. Those incredibly “weak” clone-guys he’d fought previously during the Gospel incident. He looked just like them. Except there was a large aura of fear emanating from him body. Then he realized it all: This was the original, and without him the whole Gospel problem would never have arisen.

“Gospel?!” Mega Man inquired. Lan thought the same thing.
“HELL no, idiot,” the navi replied, “I’m Bass, the strongest auto-navi in existance.” He held out his left arm from under his cloak. It resembled a glove with some intense arm bands. “Ready to die?” He cracked his knuckles and a huge energy blast erupted through the area. Lan could feel his PET short-circuiting for a split-second! All of the areas’ viruses were deleted.

All of that from such a simple action.

Bass looked upon him with extreme bloodlust. “Defend yourself, you piece a' crap.”

Mega Man Battle Network: The Fan Fiction EX: Legend Network World Three, Act Four: The Ultimate Showdown, Bass the Demon

Bass held his arm forward at Mega Man and it promptly turned into a buster. “I’m gonna smack you down, then absorb your energy to make myself even stronger. Sounds good to you?”
“You... Bass, no. You’re going down,” said Lan.
“Who’re ya’ talkin’ to?” asked Mega Man. “Who’s the poor sap that’s gonna get hurt?” He excitedly looked around. Bass sighed and put his face in his hands--”SUPRISEATTACK!!” Mega Man shot Bass with a cool flame thrower(Heat Guts)! Bass ducked under it.
“Now look,” Bass dully explained, “If you can manage to just WOUND me, that’ll tell me you’re good enough to leave and I’ll restore the portal. Alright?” Mega Man responded by leaping into the air and raising his fist.
“Dash! Battle chip, in!!”

BATTLE START

“DIEZORZ.” His gigantic fist smashed into Bass’s palm.
“Is that it?” His hand went into buster-mode and fired off a single round of fire.
“AHH!” Mega Man was pushed away, then was hit again in rapid succession!
“Guard! Battle chip, in!!” The energy was reflected back at Bass. A simple dodge.
“What’s up?” Bass asked, “You should be stronger than this. You DID delete the others.” He waved his arm and the earth exploded with crimson energy.
“ARGH!!” Mega Man was thrown high into the air!

“Now, begone.” Bass waved his arm again and a series of blue orbs quickly shot Mega Man through the sky, like a chain of bullets.
“GRAAAAH!!” Finally, he was pushed into Bass’s path. He spun his shoulder twice and pulled back...

“Custom sword, var sword and Proto Man!” Lan roared with increasing confidence! “Program Advance!!” Mega Man was directly in position for Bass’s signature move...
“Earth... SHATTER!!” His hand contorted into a clawed position and thrust for Mega Man’s chest! But the victim split into two bodies, escaping the line of sight. A red Proto Man energy body was on Bass’s left(which was propelled from Mega Man just then) and Mega Man himself was on the right.
 Mega Man smiled in a freaky fashion and turned blue, for Aqua Custom. “Bass... DIE!!” First came an Elec Ring One, paralyzing Bass as to freeze him in place.
Huh?! he gasped to himself. This doesn’t look good. “FIIIIIRE!!” Round after round of energy blasts and sword shockwaves plowed into the fishly-named enemy and created a massive smokescreen.

Proto Man faded and Mega Man then turned green. He charged energy for a second and blew a large tornado of woody energy (I still don’t get how it’s woody) into the heart of the smoke. It faded, revealing Bass with a purple barrier surrounding himself.
“Heh,” Bass chuckled, “Like it? My Get-Ability program, that is.” He flexed his fingers and the barrier faded. Both busters were raised and a barrage of green flashes of pain smashed into our hero, one after the other!
“RAAAAAH!!”
“Crap!” Lan thought fast. “P-pop-Up! Battle chip, in!!” So Mega Man teleported into an underground hole for protection. The projectiles flew harmlessly into who-knows-where.
“Thanks.”
“You shouldn’t be thanking him,” Bass corrected, “You’re far from safe.” Bass stood above looking down upon a single, troublesome, verminous obstacle. “Earthshatter.” He rose his hand again and it was quickly surrounded in purple-ish power!!
This is REALLY sucky. Mega Man analyzed. That one hand is concentrating about 80% of his total energy, which... leaves the rest of his body with about 20% to disperse!! THAT’S IT!! “Lan, give me Napalm Man. NOW,” he ordered.
“Comin’’ at ya’.” Lan placed the next attack in. I hope you know what you’re doing here. If I just gave you the wrong thing, you’re screwed. PLEASE don’t die.
Mega Man didn’t become Brother style, he instead went Heat Guts again. “YOU JUST GOT OWNED.” As Bass sealed his enemy’s fate with one fell swoop, Mega Man held out his buster one more time and fired a single explosive at Bass’s chest. In a firey explosion, Bass was blasted several feet away!!
“Graaah!!” A distant thud was enough to tell Mega Man he was done here.

ENEMY DELETED

“...YEAH!!” He and Lan pumped their fists in victory!! “WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE--the portal’s not fixed yet.” Mega Man stooped down and poked it a few times.
“What’s wrong with this?” Mega Man asked.
“I’ll tell you.”
“Whubba-huh?!” Bass had been standing behind him this whole time. “But-you-huh-why-HOW?!” Bass’s chest was uncovered by the cloak because of the last blow. He quickly concealed his symbol; a black circle with a white slash through it. “You’ve managed to wound me. That’s the first time in months this has happened.”
“So what?” Lan yelled. “Just what? What do you want from us? We’ve played by your rules and it’s done with. We won!”
“Bug Chain!” Bass’s arm turned into a grotesque bug fragment line that struck Mega Man’s chest.
“Ow!” Mega Man recoiled. The link quickly faded, leaving no trace of its existence.

“WHAT THE HECK, BASS?! WHY?!” Lan roared!! “Why’re you doing this?”
“I have my own agenda...” Bass ripped his own arm off (left arm!!) and crushed it. “Now keep my data.” Mega Man was forced to absorb Bass’s data and turn it into a new battle chip for Lan; the Bass navi chip. “That chip will no doubt make you powerful enough for me to have a real fight next time. You may even become my equal, if only for a moment. Until then, train! Become strong! Strong enough to feed my bloodlust! And if you die before we meet again, rest assured, I’ll kick your ass! Aha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!” He flickered away, leaving no trace of the previous battle.

The portal came to life again. “Mega Man,” Lan sighed, “Are you okay?”
“Eh, yeah. I just feel a bit fuzzy.” He scratched the back of his head. “I’m leaving now, okay?”
“...Okay.” But what was that bug attack? Why did he do that? There’s a reason, somewhere. And whatever happened to Doc?

Finally, the pieces are in place. Once he draws upon my power, the chain will draw us together. Then once under my influence, I’ll destroy him and absorb his data. And finally, I’ll be ready for the resurrection.

Damn, life is sweet.
Edited by Punk, Jul 19 2009, 08:40 PM.
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Mega Man Battle Network: The Fan Fic, Book Three Start!!

Chapter One: New Crap Happens

Ah, the school year is in full swing, Mega Man’s still stupid, fall will soon begin, and the world is content. Today Len’s class is on a field trip at the GC to look at stuff. Well, correction, they’re leaving in a bit. Oh well, let’s go see what’s happening.
“The whole day has been SOOOOOOOOOOO boring,” Lan whined. “I’ve seen everything here already and nothing’s changed.”
“What about that there virus breeding machine?” Mega Man suggested, pointing to a virus breeding machine.
“But that’s not finished yet! It doesn’t count!” All of a sudden, Lan’s three friends walked up to him, all eating strawberry ice cream.
“While you were ranting, we were all getting ICE CREAM!!” screamed Dex. All of the other, more random kids also had icy treats.
“Man, now today sucks even less! Where’s the machine?”
“Sorry, Lan, but it just broke.” Mayl explained.
“Man, now today sucks even MORE!”
“Wait, you can have mine if you want!” She held out her half-eaten ice cream.
“Geez, Mayl.” Yai sighed. “Ever since you fell in love with Lan, you’ve gotten REALLY creepy. Disturbingly, obsessively creepy.
“Now today REALLY sucks! Tryin’ to give me half-eaten ice cream, why I oughtta…” Lan began frowning incredibly hard.
“Don’t be sad, Lan.”
“Yeah.” THEN YAI HAD AN IDEA!! “I know how to make you feel better! A rich person thing! Like have a meaningless conversation!”
“That’s a great idea!” cheered Lan! “Now I can forget about my troubles and imagine I have money!”
“Yay!” Dex was so excited that his ice cream fell. “…Aw…”

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The class got back from the GC and saw the kids who came back from the trip to the Umbrella Corp. umbrella factory. “Too… many… umbrellas…” said one kid. All of them were pale and sick-looking.
One girl stared at her souvenir umbrella. “AAH!!” She threw it away in a random direction. One could only imagine the horrors they had seen. Boy, Lan thought, I sure am glad I didn’t have to go on THAT trip… or AM I… He shuddered at the boringness of his last trip.

The classed went to their respective classrooms to get their things and left. “Don’t forget,” reminded Miss Mari, Lan’s old-and-new teacher, “You all have to write a four paragraph-long report on your trip for tomorrow!”
“Man…”
“Aw…”
“NOO!!”
The friends of Lan and Lan went to the park to talk about stuff. “So guys,” Dex spoke, “I think we don’t have enough time to talk AND type tonight.”
“Well, can’t we do both at the same time with our laptops?” Yai suggested. Nobody replied. “You mean NOBODY else has a laptop here?”
“Well, why don’t we just type, then have our navis go to Yai’s computer and THEN talk?” Dex suggested.
“Why me?”
“I agree with Dex,” Lan said.
“Me too.” Mayl immediately agreed after Lan.
“Fine, we’ll go to my homepage.” Yai caved in.
“Yay!”
“Yeah!”
“MAYBE!!” They all stared at Dex for a second. Then they turned towards a skinny man in a cowboy hat.
“Um, who’re you?” Mayl asked, confused.
“Oh, I’m Bob Sunayama, a Japanese American-“
“What’s Japan?”
“Oops. I hate how they re-named all of the countries in the world a few decades ago, stupidly. Well, I’m an Electopian, uh, whatever they call American now, and that’s why I’m named Bob. I’m the executive producer of DNN, and I’m here-“
“TO WHISK ME AWAY TO STARDOM?!?!” screeched Yai!
“Gosh, no. Stop interrupting me!! I’m just telling you kids about the !!N1 GRAND PRIX!! preliminaries.” Somehow when he said the name of the grand prix, his voice got all echoey and a techno fanfare blared somewhere. “And if you pass them,” he continued, “Then you get to be on TV! And I don’t know why we didn’t already advertise this on our own channel, so don’t ask about that. Just go to ACDC Square on your computer and you’re all set.”
“Thank you, SIR!!” Dex thanked in military fashion.
“’Yer welcome. Bye.” Sunayama dashed away behind a house and took out his PET. He set it onto phone mode and waited for somebody to pick up.

“Hello?” some old guy asked/greeted.
“It’s all set, sir. They’re all ready to take the incredibly simple preliminary test.”
“Excellent,” the man replied, “The tournament is now all in place, all over the world. Now we just need to find out how to use the entire studio for a day…”
“Uh, yeah, you’d better get on that.” Then an idea came to Bob. “Wait, if we want this Lan kid out of our hair, then instead of this stupid tournament, why don’t we just bomb his town?”
“No bombing, we just humiliate him through his favorite activity, thus destroying his navi.”
“But he can just make another one—“
“NO BOMBING!!” Click, the phone went off.

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Lan went home as quickly as possible and stupidly ignored his homework. “Lan, usually I’m the dumb one,” said Mega Man, “But today you’re being a stupid procrastinator. STOP IT!!”
“But you’ll be on TV!”
“SOMEHOW I’M EXCITED NOW!!”

Lan headed into his room after greeting his mom. The wallpaper had the same nostalgic blue coloring as always, and many anime posters lined the walls as well. Atop some shelves were a few action figures and other personal objects. The bed had new sheets on and three puff-tastic pillows. And by the wall… was the crown jewel o the abode, a fat, old, box-like computer in sleep mode. A sticker was slapped on it, featuring Mega Man’s chest symbol. Lan took a deep breath, turned on the computer and jacked in! “Jack in! Mega—“
“Lan, you don’t need to say that. We’re not in public.”
“So?”
Mega Man sat down in the PC computer space in confusion. “You’re starting off the new season in stupidity. What’s up with that?”
“Let’s think on that LATER. Now, let’s do what we have to.”
“Homework?”
“No.”
Mega Man sighed, stood up, and entered ACDC area one. The locals were walking around and interacting with one another, deleting viruses, and doing stuff with odd machine-boxes. Mega Man ran over to one near one of several green lines making tree outlines (made to make the ACDC areas look nicer) and inspected it. Inside were two boxes with cards inside, one with “X”s, one with “O”s.
“What kind of sick man would MAKE such a thing?!”
“A guy who wants you to hurry up so Lan can do his homework,” Lan said.
“First, it’s fun. Then it’s work. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!” Mega Man screamed as he ran towards the second area.

It was the same as area one, except it was shaped slightly differently. And there was another odd box, too. Then the two saw Guts Man (Lan saw through the computer screen, since it showed an overhead view of Mega Man) running off to area three.
“Hey, Dex made a stupid too!” He stepped onto a dead end signified by a lit-up arrow and was teleported into another place in the ACDC network. And when they arrived, Glyde was just leaving.
“Glyde!” Mega Man exclaimed.
“Mega Man?!” Glyde felt awkward. “Well, this is awkward.”
“Don’t worry, we’re all doing it. Even Dex.” CUT TO: Mayl, hard at work at typing her report. Her fingers were smoking from writing four, long, detailed paragraphs.
“MUST… TYPE… FAST!!”

“Well, Mega Man… bye.” Glyde ran away.
“Oookay, then…” Slowly, Mega Man turned around and walked away.
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“YEAH!!” a navi yelled, “AH MADE EIT!!” Mega Man was inside of the ACDC Square area, which was in fact, a massive, square-shaped area filled with shops, snacks,and it was a lot like a mall. As the happy, yelling guy ran away, Mega Man noticed another guy wearing a hat that said “ASK ME ABOUT THE PRELIMINARIES.”
“Preliminaries?” asked Lan to the navi.
“Yes.” the navi answered. “I’ll ask you three questions and then, depending on the area given and answer, you’ll use this card to get things.” Mega Man obtained a key card! A card shaped like a key! “’O’ data means yes and ‘X’ data means no. Are you ready?”
“No, you never told us what the card is for.”
“Figure it out yourself! Also you have 10 minutes to aquire each data QUESTION NUMBER ONE! AREA THREE!”
“Wait, only ten minutes?”
“Red means stop. Yes or no?” Mega Man stood for a moment in a deep thinking pose.
“Let’s go!” Lan yelled! “We can figure it out on the way there! I mean the answer is yes!!”
“Oh.” Mega Man ran off at high, Aqua Custom speed! But even with that boost, it took two whole minutes to get to the huge ‘O’ machine.

“What do we do now?” Mega Man asked, while he was already smashing the machine open.
“STOP!! Use the key card,” Lan said.
“Okay.” Mega Man summoned the key card out of wherever navis do that and he held it out in front of the busted vendor. A scanning laser quickly looked at it and launched an ‘O’ card at him at HIGH-SPEED!! It smashed upon imact with his head.

Quickly, he gathered the pieces and handed them to the hat-navi. “QUESTION TWO! AREA TWO! A ton of lead is heavier tthan a ton of feathers.”
“They’re both a ton so, I guess not.”
“Wrong! Lead is heavier than—“ Mega Man smiled at his silly operator. “I hate you sometimes, Mega Man.”
Mega Man ran as fast as he could to ACDC two and got an ‘O’ card, then exchanged it for an ‘X’ card. He got back in nine minutes.

“QUESTION THREE! AREA ONE!”
“No, not yet,” requested Lan. “Mega Man, do you realize how long it took us to get back the last time?”
“Uh, FOUR minutes?”
“No, NINE WHOLE MINUTES. AND A FEW SECONDS. We need some sort of plan to get to ACDC one and back before time runs out.”
“You’re not allowed to jack out and back in!” the hat-navi said.
“DARN IT! There goes my plan,” Mega Man sighed. “Let’s think about this for a few minutes.”
While the two entered their thinking montage, Guts Man got accepted for the preliminaries and jacked out. So did Glyde. And Roll had been waiting in Yai’s PC for a half-hour.

“BREAK!!” Mega Man exited the montage and walked over to he navi. “Next question, please.”
“Alright. Adding all numbers one through ten equals 54.”
“Oh COME ON! Not math! Lan SUCKS at math! Remember that test he got at te end of Book One?! That was a MATH test!!”
“HEY!!”
“Luckily, as a computer program, I have learned that it is, in fact, not 54. It’s 55.”
“Why’re you still here?” Hat-Guy asked.
“Oh yeah,” Mega Man ran out of the square via warp portal and then transformed into Ground Style (the ‘Guts’ or ‘Custom’ term for this guy would be ‘Terrain’, so if I use it, you know what I’m talking about). “Super-special icy floor escapades go-go attack!!” Mega Man stomped on te ground, making THE ENTIRE ACDC AREA FREEZE OVER.
“Woah!”
“Aah!”
“Whee!”
All of the navis and viruses continuously slipped and fell on the icy floors over and over again, putting on a depressing show about willpower…
“And now, to not slip!” Mega Man turned into an indigo ninja-ish style! Hiding Shadow(yeah, since invisibility chips are counted as hiding and stuff, and it sounds okay compared to other names, so live with it. And they also presumably got this change over the break and first few weeks of school, so now you know)!! He stepped onto the ground, and no matter how hard he could try, his feet would still slightly hover above the ground. He could, however, still skate around, since the ground has those properties(do not ask, all questions about this can be answered with ‘because he’s a computer program’)! So he used his traditional super ninja dash to flutter around everything an everyone, get an ‘X’ card and get back to the square within FOUR MINUTES!! Which is fast. And then the ice went away, if you were wondering.

“You’re right!”
“Yay!” Mega Man and Lan cheered in unison. Then an imfamous glass-themed navi arrived with some ‘X’ data.
“You’re the last navi to be entered into the !!N1 GRAND PRIX!!” When he said it, his voice turned all echoe-y and a techno fanfare played in the background. As usual.
“Whoopee!” Glass Man cheered with his nerdy operator.
“Let me try that!” Mega Man exclaimed. “!!N1 GRAND PRIX!!” When he said it, his voice turned deeper than usual, in a dumb way, and the 'Game Over' music from Sonic Advance could be heard. "Man, that sucked."
“Wow, we SURE cut it close, huh?” Lan asked.
“Yeah… but you still need to write your report.”
“You kidding? I finished it while you went between areas. It WAS only four paragraphs long.”
“Okay, let’s go chat about rich people things!” As Mega Man walked away, he was struck with the most pleasurable signal in existance, to which not even making a baby could be compared to!! The euphoria that is… “WE JUST GOT MAIL!!” Every navi in the square was alerted by the sudden yell, then went back to bussiness.

“What’s it say?” asked Lan, curiously.
“Hm…” Mega Man opened up a digital letter which had just appeared in his hands. “It’s from Dex, titled ‘I HAVE A PROBLEM!!’” Dun dun DUUUUN!! “Meet me by the school.”
“Seems simple enough.”

COMMENTARY: I found this to be one of the easiest chapters to type, except for the Freeze Man battle. The ice cream and umbrella-kids parts were incredibly funny to write and I wanted to have the first chapter overall be funny as to reward you for waiting so long for me and my laziness to type stuff up. But the next chapter with Flash Man is my ALL-TIME FAVORITE CHAPTER EVER. Stay tuned!

Also, since Bob Sunayama’s name was ‘Bob’, and yet he was ‘Japanese’, I was forced into making him part AMERICAAAAN!! But since the countries ALL CHANGED THEIR NAMES FOR NO FREAKING REASON, and America was never featured in the games, except in EXE 4 as the NAXA CONTINENT, not even Bob knew what it was called. And the phone call was made to signify Wily’s stupidity at wanting to kill everyone in the world, and yet he’s too scared to destroy his greatest enemy. WTF?!?! I’m so confused that I was forced to use chat-speak!!

The fact that Mayl’s deranged love is making her scarier by the day deserves its own paragraph. Look, she’s typing so fast that her fingers are sssssmokin’!! Heh, Heat Man reference. But seriously! She’s scary.

Since I was so angry at myself never describing the internet, I tried doing that this time around. Some things could have still be explained further, but I’ll get to those crazy-dangerous small pathways later.

The whole preliminary scene was fun, experimenting with their reactions to each stupid quiz question. What was that supposed to test, their ‘intelligence’? A kindergartener could pass it. But what if that was the point…

And I hope you remember Glass Man from Masa’s OVA chapter… he’s back with a vengeance.

NEXT TIME: The gang is goin’ to ACDC elementary school at, like, 9 PM. But as they soon find out, the old tales say it’s like haunted! Will Scooby and the gang help out Dex, or will they fall prey to the un-groovy WWW ghost? All new next week, on ‘Scooby Doo, Where Are You?’! Same bat-time, same bat-place!
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RIGHT NOW: MEGA MAN STAR FORCE FANFIC/WALKTHROUGH! EXPECT IT TO BE STRANGE, FUNNY, AND... well, not heart-rending...

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The next chapter will be late, because I have to get school stuff organized and stuff, since Georgia statrs the school year before the rest of the country (on Monday), so I'll do it when I can.
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RIGHT NOW: MEGA MAN STAR FORCE FANFIC/WALKTHROUGH! EXPECT IT TO BE STRANGE, FUNNY, AND... well, not heart-rending...

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hahahaha thats funny i like chapter 2 the best though Its funny
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rofl i like the settings and the main story
good work
make more
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WOW just wow great story man look forward to more :D
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