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What's different about my title? Anyways, why doesn't anybody really ever discuss my chapters? They may find some symbolism somewhere or neat little jokes. Come on, nobody even seemed to like Bob's chapter! Anyways...
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: [SIX KUNAI-VIRUS-DUDE STUDIOS PRESENTS...]
Chapter Nine: AIRPLANE!!

Lan got on the airplane headed back to His homeland! “Ah, another happy day on an airplane...” he mused. The grey, dull interior, the loud brats, the equally loud snoring people...ahh...
“You’re lucky. I’m bored,” Mega Man complained. “If I had a project to ddo, I’d do it now.” Lan put the PET under a bag.
“DING DONG,” the intercom annoyingly yelled with a fat man’s voice. “If there’s a net battler on board, please come to the cockpit immediately. Once again, if you can delete stuff, come and save us all from near-certain doom.” The second part was done by a normal-sounding guy who wasn’t very fat-sounding. Lan took out his PET again and ran off.

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“Hello, I can delete stuff really well.” said a man who was pretty burly-loking.
“I’m Lan Hikari and I’m a kid with an A-list navi.”
“Hm...” the co-pilot huffed, “I like the introduction. And the A-thing might come in handy. Big guy, sorry but you’ll have to leave.” The man sadly retreated from the cockpit. “Anyways, here’s the problem: This plane isn’t working properly and we’ll
crash after about another...fourty-five minutes.”
“AHH!” Lan screamed.
“Quiet, it’ll be okay,” the pilot-pilot said. He was the fat man. His words soothed
Lan for some reason; the man has had this ability since birth. If a bomb would blow up the earth and he announced it first, we’d all think of a way to disarm it peacefully instead of run around screaming for our last fifteen minutes on earth. Anyways. “Some sort of navi’s trying to mess with the plane’s central systems and everything’ll shut down after he’s done. All you have to do is kill him and we’ll be okay.”
“Okay.” Lan stepped up to the control panel. “Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!”
Mega Man entered a blue-green area filled with static and airplane symbols on the wallpaper.
“Ugh. This place’s been messed up with some magnetism.” He looked around. “I don’t see him slash her and I’m not sure how well I can cope with the magnetism.”
“I have it under control. Grass stage! Battle chip, in!!” The entire area turned grassy and cool. But the viruses didn’t like it. Some magmackers flew at him from a distance away, but who cares?
“I’ll go aqua cust and get this over with quickly.” He turned into aqua custom style and zipped over to his foes. He blasted a few bubbler shots, but they did no real damage. They each shot out a small electric bomb from their mouths. “Argh!”
“Invisible! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man disappeared from sight and then launched his own fire burst(courtesy of heat guts)and deleted them all instantly.
“Thanks Lan! I can’t live without you...literally...” Mega Man rushed on, crushing anything that stood in his way.

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As Mega Man went in even further, the magnetism increased steadily. “Do you think that this navi uses magnetism?”
“Duh. Let’s try getting through here quickly and easily. It’s a good thing that I thought of this. Dash! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man’s arm turned into a fishy virus.
“How does this help?”
“You fly really fast with that, right?”
“Oh yeah.” Mega Man held his arm outstretched and took off running, eventually beginning to fly! “WHEEE.” After flying for a minute or two, the fishy veered out of control! It jerked to the left! It jerked to the right! It was headed straight for a
huge horde of stupid flappy twos! Mega Man quickly disconnected from it.
Neeeroooow...BOOM! It deleted the viruses, which were too stupid to leap away. What a coincidence.
“That was close. Let’s not use anything until we meet the navi.”
“Agreed.” Mega Man looked sad about his free ride.

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“Ugh!” Mega Man groaned.
“What’s wrong?”
“The magnetic stuffs here are really powerful. He’s close.”
“Not just close,” a voice called. “He’s here.” Mega Man turned around and stared at a bulky horseshoe magnet navi.
“Lemmee guess. Electro Man?”
Magnet Man nearly fell over. “Come on, isn’t it obvious?!” He vigorously pointed at his magnets.
“Magnet Man. That’s enough,” Some old man’s voice rang. His operators’. “Who are you?”
“I’m Mega-“
“No, the operator.”
“I’m...wait, that voice! You’re that Gauss guy from the news! You embezzled money!”
“Yes. Now answer my question.”
“Lan Hikari, 11 years.”
“Hm. Nobody I know. Jack out or your navi dies.”
“No. Why are you doing this?”
“I needed to steal the power program for this airplane.”
“Why?”
“I don’t need to tell you.”
“Jerk.”
“I can’t stand this,” Magnet Man groaned. “Gauss, lat me delete him. He may be better than he looks, since the kid who deleted all those World Three guys was described as blue and stupid. He fits the requirements, and I can’t stand this dullness!”
Oh, Magnet Man, Gauss thought, you’re such a muscle-bound fool. Why won’t you just shut up?
“*Sigh* Yes, go ahead.”
“YES!!” Magnet Man pumped his arm in victory! Then, serious now, he channeled some energy through his hands.
BATTLE START
“Wood shield!” Mega Man turned into wood shield style!
“Under shirt, grass stage! Battle chips, in!!” The area filled with grass as Mega Man’s symbol colors reversed for an awesome effect.
“Magnet stage! Battle chip, in.” The area was now non-grassy, but now covered with the odd magnet panel every now and then. Mega Man was instantly pulled onto one.
“Aw crap.”
“Hah!” Magnet Man launched a magnet at Mega Man.
“Hoo-haa-huh!” Mega Man crushed it with his bare fists.
“Magnagrab! Battle chip, in.” Mega Man suddenly flew right into Magnet Man off of the panel.
“WAAH!”
“HAH!” Magnet Man noisily smacked Mega Man right in the face. He flew off a few yards, and then was pulled onto another magnet panel. Then he was pulled onto his feet.
“That’s nice...wha-” He was pulled right into Magnet Man again!
“There’s no escape!” Magnet Man mocked!
“Heat guts, now!” Lan’s suggestion proved useful. Mega Man countered Magnet Man’s punch with his own, used to deflect the other. The force blasted each man away from each other.
“Dang.” Magnet Man rubbed his knuckle. Suddenly Mega Man was pulled back at him! Magnagrab was an auto-use chip! He trapped HIMSELF!
“HEAT-GUTS-PUNCH!”
“And rocket punch! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man flew very close to Magnet Man before releasing his fist, causing all of the jet force to build up before hitting! Mega Man gave Magnet Man not just a knuckle sandwich, but a knuckle sub with two side dishes and a drink!!
“BWAAAH!!” Magnet Man wailed in pain as his chips were rejected. The area returned into a patchy space of grass.
“Double buster! Battle chip, in.”
“PAY!!” as in, pay for what you’ve done, he yelled. He launched out TWO magnets this time. A huge improvement.
“Punch-kick!” Mega Man unleashed all of heck with his punch-kick technique! A kick followed by a punch. So cool. Anyways, both were destroyed.
“Give it to me now!!” Magnet Man ordered Gauss.
I GIVE THE ORDERS, MAGNET MAN, Gauss screamed in his head. “Plasma arm! Battle chip, in.”
“Raah!” Mega Man ran over to Magnet Man at his slower, firey-er pace and attempted to nail him with a punch. Instead he got slammed in the chest by a ball of pure electricity. “Nng!!” he grunted.
“No! Get out of the way!!” Lan screamed!
“Be calm,” Fat Guy reassured. “It will all work out.” Lan’s mind cleared out of all distressing thoughts. He’s right, he thought. We WILL win!
“North-south tackle! Battle chip, in. Finish him.”
“Guard! Battle chip, in!!”
“RAAH!” Magnet Man split into two, one red and one blue, and tackled Mega Man from both sides. Mega Man miraculously activated guard in time! Or...
“All of the static in this area has trained me against paralyzation. THANKS!!” The guard released all of its stored-up energy! The Magnet Men got hit with energy equal to two trucks colliding head-on! He was instantly destroyed!
ENEMY DELETED
“NO!” Gauss yelled in defeat. And then he fell out from a nearby closet in the hall. “Curses! Foiled again!” The plane landed safely seven hours later and Gauss was arrested for the second time in five years. AN evil-looking kid, however, had received the programing codes for the plane’s systems. An ice navi looked through it all and then created a red-slver-and-blue Mr. Program.
“Hi. I’m Larry. How’re-” He was impaled by a large icicle and a glowing program core floated out.
“...Perfect.”

COMMENTARY: This was a slightly boring chapter, but still cool. Notice that it’s named after an old movie.
The fat man was cool. He even had a very small role!
The magnetism glitch was displayed as a filler with the fishy. Plus it may be used some time later.
Nothing much actually happened in the battle. Except we have a paralyzation-resistant navi!
And I threw a salute to Jimmy’s friends in the end. Woo.

PREVIEW: Mega Man is now fighting for the world as natural disasters shake the world. Can he team up with the strange navi Doc? Maybe not.

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SPECIAL NOTICE: I’m having a little problem with the planning of Battle Network 5, so I’m asking for…new plotlines for the navis!!*Applause* I am going to use BOTH teams in the story*Thunderous applause*please, please, hold your applause. I need five new plotlines for the navis (the Magnet Man/Knight Man arcs, Gyro Man/Shadow Man arcs, Napalm Man/Tomahawk Man arcs, Search Man/Search Man arcs and Meddy/Toad Man arcs). I will need one for each scenario, and I will post all of the ideas sent in on the first chapter of BN3 story where you can pm me the ideas you want me to use the most. It doesn’t seem like this is the best time to ask about this, but I want to provide some extra ‘polls’ as the story goes on. There will also be polls for team navi choices and custom darkloids, so please help influence the future. Thank you for your time, and I’d also like to announce that I’m in a place where I can finally do weekly chapters!*Applause loud enough to deafen everybody clapping, thus making clapping a stupid idea*Thank you for your patronage this past year and I hope to write this horrible monster to the end. And now without any further ado…

CHAPTER 10: Don’t Eat the Yellow Ice
“Woah!” Mega Man had just jacked in and noticed several differently-colored ice blocks all over the place, randomly spaced. “Uh, Lan? What sould we do about this?”
“Uh…well-“ Lan was cut off by a loud rumbling sound. After it stopped, he sighed, ”That was the third scale-one today.”
“You don’t have to say that. I know.”
“Well anyways, try to break the ice.”
“Heat Guts!!” Mega Man stupidly announced for no reason while transforming. He smacked some red ice around a few times, then used his flamethrower attack. Nothing happened. “No dice. It’s as strong as a rock COVERED in ice. But there’s no rock.”
“Try some over there.” Lan was talking about the blue, yellow and whitish-gray blocks of ice.
“Yah!” He punched the white ice! It broke! “Yay!” Then some viruses popped out from the rubble. “Aww.” Three flappy threes scrambled out and flapped into the air. Before Mega Man could put in a good shot they began crashing down around him, missing due to is precision of dodging.
“Use one as a weapon!” Lan suggested. “ They’re heavy, right? Guts Man! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man waited for the next barrage before using his Guts-enhanced strength to smack his talons into its metallic flesh and hurl it at the next one. Then he shot the third one dead.
“Good idea, man! Thanks.”
“Hey, wait,” a pink humanoid navi pleaded. Y’know, the ones with the cool hats from BN5? “Did you just break that ice that used to sit there?”
“Yeah.”
“My friend’s stuck in the Koto Area and it might be because of the ice. They send out weird signals that stop you from jacking out if you’re not far away enough from some. You have to save her.” The navis’ eyes seemed to plead for her.
“Okay, let’s see what we can do.” Mega Man turned back into Normal style began to dash off.
“Wait!” Mega Man stopped in his tracks.
“What?”
“The, the transformation-thing. What is it?” she asked, bewildered at his ability to change elements.
“A cool program from Yum Land. Well, see ya.” He then ran away, leaving one very confused girl.
“Most navis have never seen anything like you, Mega Man,” Lan said. “I always forget that we’re really special.”
“We’re gifted. Me with power and you with strategy,” Mega Man smiled.
“Let’s just use it right.” Lan had finally realized that he may just have the strongest navi in the world.

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On the way over, Lan and Mega Man had helped several people stuck behind white ice, but were repeatedly heart-broken over the ones they couldn’t save. It felt terrible.
Then they helped the real guy out, and…
“So after saving the guy from certain death we get a red thing,” Mega Man said as he exchanged some bug fragments that he had collected around the net. He got a cool poltergeist chip! Then he stared at a reddish bug frag-like thing that they weren’t allowed to exchange.
“But it’s a COOL red thing-oh just forget it. You’re right. Let’s just show it to dad and get him to tell us about it.”

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“Hi, guys! Are you okay?”
“Yeah, thanks.”
“Not you, I meant Mega Man,” admitted Mr. Hikari. “I thought that he might have been hurt by the ice on the net.”
“So you hate me?” Lan asked.
“That’s not the point right now. So what brings you guys here?” Hikari Sr. asked.
“We found something weird. Some sort of red bug frag. Show ‘em, Mega Man.” Lan held up his PET in front of his dad’s face as Mega Man held up the red thing to the screen.
“Hm. One of our researchers found one of these on the net and gave it to me for study. We’re calling it a red fragment for now, and it seems to be part of a larger entity. If we can put them together we could be able to destroy the red ice. But we still need t find out where it came from, so if you get a lead just tell me. “
“Okay.” Lan stood there for a moment. “So how long will it take for you to fix the fragments now?”
“I just did.”
“He’s right!” Mega Man held up a red sphere.
“B-but…how…anyways…”
“Mail,” Mega Man interrupted, “And it’s from Mayl. Roll disappeared while in Yum Land and might need our help.”
“How did she get THERE?!?!” Lan screamed out of frustration and confusion. They both went back home to deal with it.

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Mega Man was now in Yum Land after trying out the new ‘Redcure’ item(name they made up). And by trying it out, I mean using it to save Roll from her fate of having to stand behind a randomly palced block of ice!
“Thanks, Mega!” she thanked.
“You’re welcome, but call me Mega Man until I turn into a girl. You don’t call Guts Man Guts, do you?”
“Actually, I do.”
“…You call Glyde, Glyde, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh. Oops.” They awkwardly stood there for a second before Roll jacked out. “Okay Lan. What do we do now?”
“Erm, look for other people?” Lan suggested.
“Grape idea!”
Suddenly a Mr. Program squealed for help! “Heyelp! Heyelp!” he squealed! “Heyelp!” Mega Man destroyed the white ice concealing him and the mettaurs lying dormant inside.
“Hi,” he said to the previously squealing victim.
“Thanks for saving me. I was minding my own business last night and suddenly the net got really foggy. Then this ice appeared outta nowhere! Well, maybe from the fog, but that’s beside the point.”
“That IS the point!!” Lan exclaimed.
“Well it’s a good thing you found me, stranger-man. I had been bored out of my mind, fearing the worst, and then I looked up and saw you saving that annoyingly pink girl navi!”
Why am I always ignored today? Lan asked himself in his mind.
“My name’s not Stranger Man,” Mega Man explained, “I’m Mega Man.”
“Oh. Thanks, Mega Man. Also, could you get me back home? I wandered onto the net from the Okuden Valley tree computer.”
Mega Man and Lan almost fell over. “And you just mention it like it doesn’t matter?!” they screamed.
So far today, Lan has gone back and forth to the GC and home and to the Okuden Valley campground. So far so good.

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“Phil!”
“Marty, where were you?” Lan had jacked out the program and jacked into a slightly-random metallic tree in an Okuden Valley forest. Marty was the program he and Mega Man had saved.
“I got lost.” Just then, everybody looked around the computer space and noticed how small it was. “This mystery navi helped me back home!”
“Thank you, mystery navi!” Phil thanked.
“You’re welcome, but I’m Mega Man.”
“Oh, don’t be like that, mystery navi!”
“For rescuing my friend,” Phil said, holding up a small data packet, “I bestow onto you an old grill program. A very old, very hot program.” He handed it to Mega Man.
“It’s not very hot. It’s room temperature.” Mega Man noted, studying it carefully. “In fact, it’s useless AND worthless!” He gave a thumbs-up.
“Oh no,” Marty objected, “That thing’s really hot stuff! Rip it open!” Mega Man ripped the box-shaped data-thing and a huge burst of un-hot heat came out.
“It’s lame.” Mega Man said.
“We have to go. Hurry up, Mega Man,” Lan said.
“Thanks for the lame object!”
“You’re welcome!” The programs chimed in unison. Mega Man jacked out and Lan turned to leave the campsite. SUDDENLY THE WORST SCALE-ONE EARTHQUAKE EVER HIT THE CAMPGROUND!!
“Wooooaaah!” Lan cried as he hit the forest floor.
“After you’re done falling, we have mail,” said Mega Man.
Lan stood up and stared at his PET screen. “Well, what’s it say?”
“It says that this earthquake is the last of the scale-ones that we’ll be experiencing due to the crash of the International Weather Prevention Center, or IWPC’s computer system, and the next earthquake may be the one that kills us all. Have a nice day. Well THAT sucks!”
Lan had an ephiphany. “AND that explains everything. These earthquakes have all been happening in unison so suddenly because the computers are messed-up.” The IWPC computer system is a complex and impossible-to-create-in-real-life web of servers that somehow prevent natural disasters through some unexplained way. They were put in place a week after you read this, so that means that decades of natural disasters are all ready to whip out all they can.
“OOOH. So THAT’S why we’ve never had an earthquake before.”
“That does make sense.”
“They’d be a lot less scary if the ground was always shaking. Then it’d be, y’know, normal.”
“HEEEY!!” Lan and Mega Man were terrified by some guy who yelled at them from behind. He had glasses without lenses(so that he could have the sophisticated look AND the eyes), a black turtleneck and black jeans(that’s his whole wardrobe, eight pairs each) and an Okuden Valley cap and vest combo(that shows that he works there). From his heart the meaning of fear leaked into Lan…
“Um, hi?” Lan asked(?).
“Don’t you know NOT TO STAND OUTSIDE DURRING AN EARTHQUAKE?!?!” Lan took this opportunity to run away, with fearful tears in his eyes, wondering THEN WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE, TOO?!?!.
Travel log 5: Home -> GC -> Home -> Okuden Valley -> Home

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Mega Man and Lan had decided that due to danger of death-by-standing outside they’d check things out on message boards in the ACDC square. “’By Leo,’” Mega Man read, “’I heard that there’s this navi in the Under Net that can make a cure for anything, including this eff-ing ice. You need to go to the Under Square and type in ‘WWW’. Then he’ll immediately appear for some reason.’ Wanna try it?”
“Sure, why not.” Lan shrugged.
“Oh, and it also says ‘Anybody who reads this must type ‘Leo is a genius’ on every board of every town in the country or else they’ll blow up in two days.’”
“Um…”
“…”
“…Are we desperate enough?”
“Heck yeah!” Mega Man yelled while pumping his fist.
“Then let’s go!” Mega Man ran off. Meanwhile, by a shop, five navis, including Guts Man, had gathered up to discuss their plans to avoid the curse of Leo.
“Okay,” a normal navi(green)said, “I’ll take the north area of the country, Lilly takes the west, Guts Man gets the east, Hyper Man gets the south and Glass Man has to get all of the little islands of Electopia.”
“Hey, wait a minute,” Glass Man objected, “Why do I get the hard part? I can’t do it alone, ‘cause we’ll fail!”
“You’re right…” sighed Lilly, as if accepting the fact that he was the crappiest navi.
“WAIT!” Guts Man yelled! He spied a lion-themed navi! “THAT’S HIM, GUTS!”
“If we kill him, the curse gets reversed!” Hyper Man said.
“YEAH!!” All five navis ran over to get their share of carnage.
The moral: Don’t be a jerk. Don’t write chain mail.
So: Travel log 6: Home -> GC -> Home -> Okuden Valley -> Home -> Under Square

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Under Net Three was home to the Under Square. Several people gave Mega Man evil looks and one asked him for a commitment. Finally he got to the message board.
“W...W...uh, W.” Mega Man typed using a holographic key board. “Okay, Doc. Appear…now.”
“Well, go check out the square!” Lan insisted. “He’s bound to possibly be there!”
“Okay.” Mega Man walked into the square. Among the heal navis and dark purple heal navis(the females)was a single special navi: One who was doctor-like. He had a head-circle-thing that doctors wear, a doctor suit and a plump, red face. He also had a cool moustache and closed eyes. No mouth was to be seen, and his sign was a red cross among a white background.
“Are you Doc?” Mega Man asked.
“Why, ho ho ho, I am!” Doc responded.
I think that I’d rather have not asked, Mega Man thought.
“What’cha need, lil’ boy? Cure for a tummy ache?”
“An ice cure.”
“Wh-what?!” Doc gasped in an over-the-top manner. “Well, no use in hiding it. I’ve also been looking into the ice. I’ll help you out if you give me…all of your battle chips. I’ll give you a moment to consider-“
“Okay. Consider it done.”
“Uh, are you sure you know what you’re doing?” Lan asked. “Besides, we can’t really send chips over the net like that.”
“Okay.” Doc suddenly sounded much more serious. “Now that I see you’re a serious kid, instead of those looking for an urban legend, I’ll shed my joking guise.”
“Heheh, you said tummy ache. That DID make you sound stupid. So is it that simple?”
“No. First I’ll need you to find two red bugfrags that were created by the ice.”
“I already HAVE the red cure.” Mega Man complained, holding it up.
“I have one too.” Doc held up one as well. “I’ve been having trouble making a yellow cure, as I have two yellow bugfrags, but they won’t combine easily. They need to be heat-sealed, so I’ll need a heat program of some sort.”
“I have a plot convenience!” Mega Man held out the eat data from behind his back.
“Now why do we get this thing RIGHT WHEN WE NEED IT?” Lan asked.
“That’s great!” Doc exclaimed. He pried the data packed open and jammed the fragments into the box. It slowly molded into a yellow sphere. “Done.”
“Thanks, Doc! Do I still owe you my chips?”
“Don’t mention it kid. Keep your chips, they were a test. Just to see if you really were ready to sacrifice everything for the world in a metaphorical way. Now I have to look for the blue cure, and I already know that there’re three pieces.”
“How do you know?” Lan asked.
“Well, take a look, operator.” Oh, so NOW he listens? Lan thought. Doc took out a blue bugfrag, smaller in size than the other fragments.
“That makes sense.”
Doc jacked out. “Let’s look for some clues.” Lan suggested. “We’ll e-mail him if anything comes up.”

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Meanwhile at the International Weather Prevention Center(IWPC)…
“Sir,” a flustered scientist said to another, “we’ve found out the problem with the defense system.”
“What is it, Falkner?” The scientist sounded gruff and tired.
“We can’t start up even after destroying all the ice in our computers because of a signal the ice is sending on a certain wavelength around the whole world. THE WORLD.”
“I heard you the first time. Is there anything else?”
“We’re hoping that the back-up systems will turn on it time, or else all of the tectonic power locked up since the system’s creation will release itself. EVERYWHERE. Now, the back-up system isn’t as powerful as the original, but we’ve sent out as many navis as possible with all of the anti-ice fragments as we can. If we can destroy enough it’ll set the computers on again, but If not…”
“Well,” the superior scientist said, “we’ve lived a good life as a race.” Falkner’s spirits sank as he said that.

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Mega Man went on to Under Net two and tried out the yellow cure on some…you guessed it! Red-I mean yellow ice! He busted some spooky threes, yelled “Ahh! A spooky!” and thus liberated a pathway housing a purplish navi holding a key. She ran over from the far part of the pathway and hugged Mega Man!
“You…you broke the ice!” she exclaimed! “You saved me!”
“Ugh, don’t mention it.”Mega Man pushed her off.
“Hey!”
“I’m sorry, but I’m not really into hugs…”
“He means that he’s shy,” Lan said. “I’m Lan, and this is Mega Man. We’re trying to destroy the ice all around the net, and we’d really appreciate it if you had a blue bugfrag…yeah, It’s random, but we need it.”
“Hm…I know where you can get some bugfrags.”
“Gasp!” Mega Man said out loud.
She took out a small key. “This key will open up a portal into a hidden Koto area where the bugfrags traded in the square are taken to. You might find something there. My ability is to open up inter-dimensional portals using keys, y’see?”
“Thanks, Key Man!” Mega Man said as he took the key.
“I’m a woman.” she growled.
“Oh…well that makes that hug SO much more right. Thanks, Key?”

COMMENTARY: I feel kinda bad about where I started the chapter off, but it was the only place I could, however rushed it may be. The scale-one earthquake only thing started just because of the ‘biggest size-one ever’ joke. The biggest small one ever, you see? I also like “Yay! Aww.” From when the flappies attacked. Lan realizing how strong Mega Man is actually becomes a huge confidence boost, just so you know.
I’m also probably the only one to like the “But it’s a COOL red thing” joke. It sounds cool!
Oh, and this chapter can be the one where Lan gets ignored. By his dad, by the programs, by Doc…when you’re ignored by programs, you know you’re a loser.
How does Roll even WANT to go to Yum Land late the night before when the ice appeared, let alone even get there? I always hated that. But I like the name montage…I really like jokes I make. What a loser… Oh, and I typed ‘grape idea’ on purpose. Another retarded plot hole is that some retard program got all the way to Netopia…from a small, cramped computer space with no way out. Does the Mega Man battle Network series make sense at all? More on this at 11.(That was a news show joke)
Just to ruin the surprise, the scary-dude WILL reappear in BN3 story.
Oh, gosh. The chain mail joke. You may not find it funny, but I find it witty and hilarious.
I also took the speech from Doc’s stupid form from the game and typed it in from memory. Dare to compare it. But HOW does Doc know about the ice cures? More on this at 11.
The weather center scene was used to show the real magnitude of the whole thing. How if Mega Man and Lan can’t destroy the ice in time, we’re screwed…and on a side note the ‘created in a week’ thing means that no matter what time it is, it’ll always be a week away. Hidden humor. Heh.
I’m also debating if I want to do anything with Key in the future…maybe…

NEXT TIME: Mega Man finally tracks down the originator of the ice crisis…but even with the power of fire, water, thunder…and the other one…can he defeat someone with such an icy mastery that he could destroy the world as he knows it? And on a side note, can Guts Man lend a hand? NEXT CHAPTER: Don’t Eat the BLUE Ice OR Invincible Attack! Guts Machine Gun!!
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CHAPTER 11: Don’t eat the BLUE Ice, OR Invincible Attack! Guts Machine Gun!

“Yay! We have a portal!” Mega Man jubilantly announced after he made a large, circular portal in thin air by turning the new key-thing. It lead to a Koto area.
“Let’s do this thing, Mega Man!” Lan yelled. “Whether it’s a navi controlling this ice, or a server, we’ll beat it!”
“Hey, Mega-Jerk!”
“Hi!” Mega Man said.
“Don’t be friendly. Where are you?” Lan ordered.
“Ha ha~” A heal navi waved a blue fragment from a faraway ledge. “You can’t get it, can you? JUST TRY!!” The navi ran off.
“Should we leave’m for now?”
“He’s stupid. He won’t go far, so let’s leave him as-is. Just go in the portal and we’ll catch up later.” Lan held out a battle chip and loaded it. “Dash! Battle chip, in!!”
Mega Man leaped inside the honeycomb-world and his arm transformed into a big, flyin’ fishy. He cruised through the air as the rocket thrusters kicked in.
Travel log 7: Home -> GC -> Home -> Okuden Valley -> Home -> Under Square -> Koto Area

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He continuously blasted through the area until he noticed the scenery getting darker. And darker. And red. And spiky. He was in a secret entrance to Under Net three! “Lan! This is a secret entrance to Under Net three!” Mega Man called out. “Just look at this place!”
By now, the whole place was red and un-honeycomb-y. “Why would she have that kind of key, if it was just supposed to lead to Koto?” Lan asked.
“Maybe it’s linked here for a reason?”
Travel log 8: Home -> GC -> Home -> Okuden Valley -> Home -> Under Square -> Koto Area -> Under Net Three(see how long it’s getting?)
“Oh, look.” Mega Man stopped flying and noticed Doc slamming a giant needle in the navi. Then the guy exploded. Mega Man landed near Doc. “You’re a battle navi?”
“Yep. So, back so soon?” Doc asked.
“But you moved too. We weren’t here before.” Lan said.
“Well, you may be right, but I still have two blue frags.” Wow, he noticed me, Lan thought. People won’t be ignoring me again today!
“Great job, man.” Mega Man congratulated. “So now we have to find the last one. Well, it might be connected with the bug frag traders in Koto Square.”
“Hm.” Doc rubbed his chin. “You may be right.” He took out the two frags and gave them to Mega Man.
“I’ve done my part, so I think that you should investigate the square for me.”
“M’, okay.”
“Oh, and take this.” Doc gave Mega Man a Gospel ID card! “For your troubles. It’ll unlock a big secret in the Under Net two area. You may want to investigate.”
“Thanks! I’ll make the world proud, I guess.”
“Wait.” Lan started thinking critically. “Why are you giving us all of this? I understand the fragments, but not the friendship, or, or the card. Why are you being so nice?”
“Well, let’s just say that I see something good in you. Like a hidden prowess, and I know that you won’t let us all down, you two. Now just go help find that last fragment.”
“Um, okay. Thanks.” Mega Man transformed into Aqua Custom style and left to further explore ‘Under-Koto’.
Travel log 9: Home -> GC -> Home -> Okuden Valley -> Home -> Under Square -> Koto Area -> Under Net three -> Koto Square

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Mega Man had stumbled upon a small building with a barrier protecting it. He held out the Gospel ID and the barrier disappeared. He entered…and saw a big winding hallway covered in ice. “Holy crappoly, Lan.”
“Hm. I have an idea.” Lan snickered. “Magic Man! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man didn’t transform into Elec Bro, but rather stayed as Custom Style. He held up the two cures in his hand and placed them into his buster(they fit perfectly!). He charged up…
“If it instantly kills viruses, it instantly kills ICE!” He fired a shot into the air, Destroying the cures and spreading a powdery mist around the whole building. All of the ice was destroyed. “YES!!” Mega Man charged through the hallway, not stopping to notice that in the first room there was a big oroborous ‘G’ on the floor where the ice was grouped up.
Mega Man continued at Custom-speed and fired at all the ice he could, passing with ease. In fact, I got a good idea. Go back to the begining of this section where he’s in the building and imagine the Quick Man area song from the game as he busts the area. Just do it.
He turned a corner and a horde of megalian viruses approached and blasted their heads at him! He did a matrix backward dodge in regular motion to avoid the damage.
“Mega Man! Use life sword!” Lan suggested! But in his mind, he was thinking about why there were megalians here, if they were WWW viruses. This confirmed his suspicions.
“Firebladeaquabladeelecblade! LIFE SWORD THREE!!” Mega Man swung his arm and cut the auras AND the viruses all in one fell swoop. “Wow, and those guys used to be hard. We’ve grown.” Mega Man noted.
“Let’s hurry. There’s no telling what else may be lurking in here.” Lan urged. Mega Man nodded and entered the last chamber. There was a blue navi sitting on an icy throne in front of a screen with the big ‘G’ on it. The navi had icy spikes on his shoulders and a neat blue coat. His eyes broadcast fear and absolute rule…or absolute zero.
“So are you the one coupled with the doctor navi, Mega Man?” he asked. As he spoke, icy mist fell from his mouth and blanketed the air. The screen behind him now showed Mega Man entering the Koto Area.
“You stalker!” Mega Man accused. “Disgusting. And you call yourself the guy who made the ice?”
“Well, it broadcasts television as well.” The screen now showed a news cast with a distressed-looking anchor man with a moustache. The caption on the bottom part of the screen read ‘bad news’.
“The scientists had this to say,” he said as the screen changed to show two scientists from the IWPC talking to Ribbita.
“We predict that an earth-changing earthquake will take place in approximately twenty-four minutes unless everybody who has an oddly-colored bug fragment comes into our network immediately. We need all the help we can get.”
Then the screen changed to show some evil-looking green-haired cool-kimonoed man staring down on them. “So you’re the navi that eliminated World Three,” he said. “And now you want to stop Gospel? You’re such a self-righteous hypocrite.”
“And you’re the head of Gospel.” Lan grunted. “You’re an infernal hypocrite. You want to commit universal genocide? You make me sick.”
“Point noted. I see that you managed to take the larger portion of the change battery for yourself. Hm. Your navi has the power to control the main elements. But is ice one of those? Freeze Man can alter the whole internet. You can’t leave here alive according to my calculations.”
“*sigh* Mega Man, let’s beat this guy and find the last fragment.”
“Got it.”
And now the screen turns off. It may be good for you to start the mega man battle network two remix theme for this battle, but that’s just what I’d do.
BATLE START
“Frost barrier!” the man could be heard saying. “Icicle! Fan! Ice stage! Battle chips, in!” Freeze Man, the navi, created a perma-frost barrier around himself.
“Magnet Man! Battle chip, in!” Mega Man transformed into Elec Bro and then Magnet Brother. He turned his buster into a magnet and rushed up to smash the barrier. Suddenly the ground became icy and a strong wind pulled him even closer. Then large icicles spread from the ground into Mega Man!
“GWAAH!” His chip was rejected. There was a large wound going straight up through his middle to his neck. “That would’ve killed any other navi right there. That was close.”
Freeze Man chuckled behind his shield. “You’re very lucky for having your power up program installed. You’d be surprised about what we know about you.”
The fan started again and pulled him back again. Mega Man leaped backward! “Lan, airshoes!”
“No! Guts Man! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man turned Guts Brother!
“THANK YOOOOOOU!” Mega Man was pulled forward and readied his fist…Freeze Man lurched a spike from his barrier…Mega Man’s fist crunched the spear and the barrier in one shot!
“Hm. This should be interesting.” Spikes of pure icy fury burst from the ice field repeatedly all around Mega Man! He was pushed around over and over…but no damage was dealt. The whole time he was glowing and firing at the pointy-things. He leaped onto a point and jumped up, aimed at Freeze Man, and roared “INVINCIBLE ATTACK! GUTS MACHINE GUN!”
“That sounds like a manga chapter title.”
“SHUT UP LAAAAAAAAN!!” He fired a continuous strain of shots. Freeze Man tried to counter with a triple-reinforced barrier, but to no avail. The blasts went right through like a rock into the ocean.
“Urgh.” Freeze Man slid away on the ice as Mega Man fell, and Freeze Man’s good at skating. He slid onto a wall, did a kick-flip into the air, blasted more icicles at Mega Man from the ground to shoot him skyward and activated fan once more. Mega Man, caught off-guard by the turn of events, stopped shooting once he flew up. Then when he was close enough to Freeze Man, Freeze Man held out his arms and skewered Mega with icicles jutting from his arms.
“DAAH!” Mega Man’s stomach was punctured! The chip was rejected again!
“MEGA MAN!” Lan cried! The navis fell onto the ground across the room from eachother.
“I’ll let you leave for now,” Freeze Man offered. “You can come back to challenge me whenever you want to-oh, wait. Ha.”
Mega Man slowly stood up. “Crap.” He transformed into Heat Guts. “Use hot body.” He ordered Lan.
“O-okay. Hot body two! Battle chip, in! I hope you know what you’re doing.”
Mega Man’s body was thoroughly charged with heat. He was burning. “HRAAAH!” He ran into Freeze Man again, melting the floor as he ran with every footstep.
“FUTILE!” Freeze Man yelled as he blocked a punch. A flurry of attacks were all deflected. “FUTILE! FUTILE! FUTILE! FUTILE! FUTILE” He finally kicked him off a few feet and attempted to skewer him again. The icicles melted on contact with Mega Man’s flesh, as if they were butter spikes from Butter Man. He simply hit the floor. “I see…”
“Lan, hit me.”
“Are you sure-“
“Just hit me. Give me the P.A. RIGHT NOW.”
“You don’t have that sort of time, Mega Man.” Freeze Man mocked. He waved his arm and the water under Mega Man(from meltage)swarmed over his legs and re-froze. By now hot body had worn off, and it was only to be used in that one assault.
“Shot gun, cross gun, spreader, M-cannon! Program Advance! Pure cannon!”
“IT’S FUTILE!!” Freeze Man skated up to his enemy and prepared to slice through Mega Man’s head!
Now we go into a slow-motion scene of Freeze Man right in front of Mega Man, about to kill his prey. Then suddenly and quickly, even in slow-mo, an oversized cannon, much bigger than either navi materialized over Mega Man’s arm. Freeze Man was right in front of the barrel.
BOOSH!!!
As the cannon fired, all of the ice on the floor simply shattered. Freeze Man was launched into a wall. “Uuuugh…” Now instead of the BN2 remix, I’d suggest the BN Transmission Boss theme.
Mega Man was turning orange. “Wow. That was awesome.”
“Mega Man…look at yourself.” His armor was a little more reinforced and he even had leg guards now! “It’s a new style change!”
“I feel energy surging within, telling me that I’m…Crushing Ground Style.” Yes, ground element. Like Guts Man in BN4. “This is awesome.”
Freeze Man slowly stood up. “Muda muda muda…” he whispered. Muda means ‘futile’ in Japanese. Cool.
“Ice tower, ice stage, ice dragon!” Freeze man’s operator called out. “Battle chips, in!!”
“MUDA MUDA MUDA!! IT’S USELESS!!” Ice covered the ground again and ginormous towers broke through the ceiling of the building and broke through. Freeze Man stood atop the largest one, his icy aura creating a heavy fog around himself. “IT’S ALL FOR NOTHIIING!!” He held up his arms and a beautiful dragon completely created out of ice came into being.
“GWAAAAAAAAGH!!” It roared! It flew down into Mega Man in a nosedive!
“Block.” Mega Man held his leg up at a 90-degree angle and blocked the dragon by the nose.
“I’ve got a plan to get Freeze Man for good, It’s weird, but might just work. Ocean seed, lava stage, air shoes! Battle chips, in!!” Mega Man instantly understood the plan.
“DIE!!” From his feet, lava energy surged out and turned the dragon into warm rain. Then he activated air shoes and rocketed straight up past Freeze Man. “Die by your own hand!!” Mega Man yelled. With his scanning abilities, he judged exactly where to lob the ocean seed. He threw it and it burst around Freeze Man, splashing him thoroughly. But it didn’t stop there. It froze in midair. All around Freeze Man. He was an oddly shaped, spiky ball of ice, unable to move or anything.
As Mega Man fell back down to earth he gave the ice tower a good kick and shook it to the core. Freeze Man simply fell down, and down, and finally smashed against the ground and shattered.
ENEMY DELETED
“Ha ha ha…” the man laughed(Freeze Man’s operator).
“What’s so funny?” Lan asked.
“Freeze Man was the last piece needed to destroy the rest of the ice.” he explained. “You see, when that ice was created, some bugs appeared in the process and became the multi-colored bug fragments. This was inevitable and there were hundreds of red and yellow pieces, but only two blue pieces. Freeze Man, the master piece of the puzzle, needed to bond with the rest of the blue pieces to destroy EVERY PIECE OF ICE. You hypocrites have just destroyed the earth. Thank you…heh heh.” The guy jacked out.
“Well it looks like there’s just one thing left to do,” a voice said. Doc entered the room!
“Doc?”
“That battle was spectacular, I must admit. But if we really want to cleanse Freeze Man’s prescience from the world, we must destroy the other two fragments, as I had suspected.”
“I…that makes sense.” Lan admitted. Doc snatched the two blue frags from Mega Man’s invisible side-pocket and crushed them in his clutch. The air around them suddenly felt a lot lighter, like before the ice. The miasma swirling around the net was gone! Doc, not Mega Man, had just saved the world?
“Now so long, I hope to see you again.” Doc jacked out.
“Did he…just save the world?” Lan asked. “Not us? I’m…speechless.”
“I don’t like Doc, Lan.”
And the heroes had…8 minutes to spare. SO not a last-second save.

COMMENTARY: This chapter SUCKED when I first wrote it. But now it’s one of my favorites. This chapter is loosely based on the looser plot of BN2. And Under Net three IS spiky, look at BN3.
For all of you that read this, I hope that you’re happy to know that Doc works for WWW in my story. But don’t tell the others!!
And megalians further support the fact that Gospel = WWW.
By reading this chapter, I want to congratulate lan on his speech skills. When he talked sass to Sean(no surprise there)I liked his style. He’ll do it more often. Though Freeze Man’s also really cool, I made him like that on purpose.
This is the first time that Mega Man has used the uberest-looking P.A. of all, heh heh. The big energy spike within while using it caused Mega Man to gain a new style change! And ground style’s cooler than it used to be! But Freeze Man’s powerful too, ‘cuz when every attack makes MEGA MAN reject his chips, you KNOW you’re that good. And ‘muda muda muda’ came from Jo Jo’s Bizzare Adventure, one of my favorite manga, from Dio the vampire’s catchphrase(no, not ‘WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!’) And on the subject of manga, I suppose that I stole the ice dragon from Bleach(Toshiro’s cool dragon bankai). I’m sorry.
And all of Ground Style’s attacks come from the ground, so he has enhanced leg strength here.

PREVIEW: On the next chapter, Lan and Chaud both agree to
target Gospel HQ in a last-ditch effort to get rid of them after all. But massive radiation doesn’t just ruin
water. Much more than water…
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For this week's post, I've decided to make an awesome preview of BN3 along with an excerpt of my favorite battle so far. Well, here goes.

Lan and Mega Man have had a peaceful summer after the fall of Gospel. But now in the middle of Autumn, a new challenge arises...again.

While us gamers would usually have to find keys in the principle's comp and light switches and stuff, Mega Man jumped over the doors with ease! But near area two, Mega Man bumped into Bass. No really, he bumped into Bass! Seriously!

An uneasy alliance is created between the most capable human and the most infamous net navi.

"Well, then. Bass?" A screen behind Wily turned on. Bass was with Planet Man in the plasma screen computer space.
"What IS IT, old man?" Bass asked annoyed.
"Watch how you talk to Master Wily, peon." Planet Man growled. Bass turned a buster toward his lil' buddy.
"Shut up, fatty. Now what do you want?"


And at the same time, a worldwide championship is bringing all of the world's top netbattlers together in one place. But for what reason?

"Wait wait wait, WAIT." interrupter Lan. "Let me get this straight. You guys threw away millions of dollars, ruined the tv schedule, wasted THOUSANDS of people's time by holding preliminaries AND used ALL of those advertisements...just...to beat...a KID in a virtual battling VIRTUAL PETS GAME?!
"You guys are so STUPID! Why didn't you guys just get a gun or something? If you'd killed me, you'd have nobody to stop you by RANDOMLY appearing right when an act of terrorism is occurring. I mean, REALLY!!...I'm done." People all over the world suddenly agreed with a young 6th grader.


New battles will be fought...

Suddenly, walls completely surrounded Mega Man. "Aw, crap." AND THEN METAL MAN BURST THROUGH A WALL!!
"YAAAAAA!!"
"AAAAAAAN!?!


New bonds will be created...

"In order to even speak to her, we need to get 'rank cards' up to number 2 to get what we need. We can form a two-man cell together, as it's legal, and work together. This way we can work as quickly as possible."
"Oh, I can help too. Freeze Man commanded hundreds of navis. Remember?"
"Yeah. Sean should help, too."
"Um, okay. We're now Team Proto Man for the time being."
"YEAH!"
Freeze frame as the first five seconds of the MMBN5 theme music plays.


And new forms will be discovered...some demanding to consume the summoner...and here is a small sample of one of the biggest battles of the entire volume...

Bass gathered some energy in his palm and tried to smack Mega Man with it. He dodged.
"Hero sword! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a glowing, purple sword. Bass struck again and Mega Man was too worn out from before to dodge. He held up the sword for a block. It broke.
"Ugh! Gospel breath, elec ring two! Battle chips, in!!" Elec Bro Style, Gospel Brother. He grew a black Gospel headress, clawed gloves, a demonic tail and yellow spots all over his body. Bass gathered some air around him and fired a buster barrage at him. The ring flew through the bursts, dissipating them, then collided with his arm. Bass disappeared, letting a shuriken fall into Mega Man's shoulder. He still has that data?! Mega Man thought.
"GYAAH!!" Then Bass's arms turned into machine guns.
"And I got these from a vulcan user!" He kept shooting bullets at Mega Man, vut he returned fire after a few rounds of artillery.
"BRAAAAAAAGH!!" He blasted an elemental blast at Bass, caught off guard. He was hit and looked shocked. His right shoulder was wounded.
"Heheh, you little CRAP!!" The ground started exploding repeatedly. "DIIIIE!!"
"MEGA MAN!" Lan screamed! "no!" Smoke hid whatever was left of Mega Man. A small charge sound was heard. Bass went forward to investigate.
BLAST! Bass took a massive buster shot to the chest. "UWAH!?" Bass fell back. "Grr...rr..." He got up, slowly.
"Mega Man, how did you do that?" gasped Lan.
"Shut up, fool." Huh?
"Show yourself." Bass sucked in the smoke with his buster. Dark Hub Style greeted him with an icy glare. His first appearance since chapter six!!
"I'm here." He flew almost invisibly fast into Bass. "MY FIRST REAL OPPONENT!!" Dark sword! His arm turned into a shadow life sword, like in chapter six. Slice! Bass flew backward to dodge it.
Dark vulcan! Dark Hub's buster turned into a black vulcan gun. Several bullets were fired in rapid succession, each one releasing a small spore on contact with the skin. Bass ended it by bringing out infinity buster. Dark Hub was blasted by the snake-like blue energy. He was forced to release the chip(can we even call it a chip?).
"RTEURN FIRE!" He fired his buster again. Bass destroyed the projectile attack with a flick of his wrist.
"Fire, aqua, elec-"
"I don't need it." Dark Hub ordered.
"Uh, okay..." Lan was scared of this guy. He had the power to go toe-to-toe with Bass, along with wreaking all of that havoc earlier! He was powerful...too powerful.
"Your attacks are useless." announced Dark Hub. "Whenever I get attacked, my buster deals a blast twice as powerful as the attack. Just realize-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" Charged up an earthshatter attack. Dark Hub gave no attempt to dodge it. He took it in the face. Nothing happened to him, but the earth beneath him was crushed by the intense pressure.
"...Are you done yet?"
Who is this guy, thought Bass, that was so weak a moment ago? He's taken everything I've done since the transformation, and yet...THIS IS POWER.


This is only the beginning of what power looks like. True power comes in strange forms...
MEGA MAN BATTLE NETWORK: THE FAN FIC
BOOK THREE: POISON


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CHAPTER 12: Tourism, Radioactive Style

Lan had just seen a news report about a rise in Gospel net crime. A steep rise. “Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!” Lan and his trusty pal, uh, whats-iz-name, went back to the Gospel base(which had previously held Freeze Man)to check things out. And then they saw IT. “What’s it look like there, Mega Man?”
“Well, a bunch of heal navis are walking around randomly and there’s a cloning machine. And somebody dropped a candy bar wrapper.”
“Candy bar…A CLONING MACHINE?! How do you know?” Lan looked closer at his PET screen. There was a big orobouros symbol in a ‘G’ shape(it’s a big snake eating its own tail, used as an alchemy symbol). A heal navi leaped out of it, as if it were a pond of water sitting on the wall…sideways. “That IS a cloning machine…”
Then both kids stood there for a few moments looking stupid. “Go Elec Bro! Guts Man! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man jumped up and punched the wall. It didn’t budge, but that caught attention from some navis.
“Hey! Whatchu’ doin’ to the wall?!” a female heal navi yelled.
“Yeah! I like that wall!” The navis began trying to beat up on Mega Man.
“Ow. Hey guys, but, ow, you’re not even, ow, putting in a, ow, dent in my armor, ow. You’re just, ow, annoying.” Mega Man just stood there as they climbed on top of him.
“Ignore them and shoot the wall.”
“Okay!” Mega Man unleashed the guts machine gun in all of its fury upon the wall!! But nothing happened.
“Die, freak!” a heal navi roared.
“Hey,” Mega Man complained, “that hurt.” Then he began beating the crap out of the navis. And yet for each one destroyed, another took its place.
Four minutes later…
“This is going nowhere.” Mega Man was now completely drained, and all of the others were on the floor panting and wheezing.
“Well…” Lan thought for a second. “I really don’t want to give up, but we need to leave. Jack out now.”
“’Kay.” Mega Man jacked out.
“WIMP!!” a navi yelled.
“So what from here?”
“We ask dad.”

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“Hi, son. Are you okay?”
“Uh, yeah?”
“No, I mean Mega Man. Because all of the net crime nowadays, he could be deleted at any time! Now what do you need?”
“How do you stop an invincible cloning machine?” asked Lan. “That is, if you know, perchance.”
“Oh, that’s easy. Plug up the big hole where the clones come out.”
“But this one isn’t like that.”
Lan’s dad snapped his fingers. “Even easier. Just go to the source!”
“So…do you know where to go if it’s in Koto Square-“
“Go to Kotobuki Town. But…oh. I see. Gospel. In Kotobuki aq large amount of radiation has been detected.” How come I don’t know about that? Lan thought. Yuichiro walked over to a closet and took out a small box. “Attatch this ‘magnet suit’ to your clothing and it’ll repel any radiation around you and head towards the weirdest thing you see. Deactivate the thing there. And, lastly, use this to go to Kotobuki over the metro line.” He gave Lan a special metro line pass. “Since the town has been evacuated since the radiation was discovered, only officials and such can go there. You need this or else you can’t go.” The pass said ‘Kotobuki PASS’ and had a smiling bee on it. The bee had a nose.
“Why do you have all of this stuff?”
“Mega Man, Lan, go save the world. Also we don’t have to alert the media if you don’t want to.”
“Yay! Thanks, Programmer!” Mega Man thanked.
“Oh, and if you die, I’ll just tell mom that you were incinerated in an accident.”
“Uhm?”

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Right after Lan left…CHAUD WAS AT ONHQ(Official Netbattler Headquarters)!! In a cushy room he stays in if he’s staying overnight(a bedroom). He was getting ready for training with Proto Man, but suddenly the door burst open! A blue-haired(two ponytails!), scrawny woman with glasses rushed in. With just one look, you could tell that she had hidden courage but was incredibly timid. “Chaud!” she yelled unnecessarily. “You have a new mission!”
“*Sigh*Yuri, why do you always yell when I get a mission? You can just tell me like a normal person.” Chaud whined.
“Uh, s-sorry...”
“You’re not a good assistant, you know,” Chaud said. How mean! He just put down his assistant!
“…”
“But you’re an excellent person, you’re just helping me. Without you, I don’t know where I’d be.” Oh, hey! He just said he was sorry! What a card.
“Thanks.” Yuri had always thought that he was sophisticated for his age, and maybe when he finished growing, age wouldn’t matter between them…enough romance for now, sheesh.
“So, my mission…”
“Oh, yes. Sorry-sorry.” Yuri took out a paper. “It’s another rank SS mission. Baby stuff. You need to go to Kotobuki for this one…” SS? Chaud thought. This’ll be fun…

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Lan stepped out of the metroline feeling a little stiff. “I don’t feel so good all of a sudden.”
“Use the thing that your dad gave you. It’ll save you from finding your latent super powers.”
“Oh yeah.” Lan put the metal-thing on his belly-part of his shirt and pressed a shiny red button. He was covered in a slick layer of magnetism(can it feel slick?!). “Hey! I feel better!”
“Radioactivity sucks, right?” Mega Man asked.
“Well, yeah. Now I’m gonna find the weirdest thing I can…” Lan saw a dilapidated snack shop, a toy store and a big building rippling with weird energy that kept taking it apart and fixing it repeatedly. “Why didn’t I notice it sooner? That building in front of me’s breaking apart and fixing itself over and over again.”
“That definitely should have tipped you off.”

Lan ran inside the building. He went to an elevator. He pressed a button. “The machine should be on floor thirty, I guess.” The elevator opened.
“Wait.” Lan turned around. Chaud was staring him down from the doorway!
“Hey, Chaud!” Lan approached to shake hands, but stopped. “You’re just here to steal credit again, right?”
“Of course not. I’m here on serious business. I’m here to take down Gospel in one last strike.”
“The HQ only sent out one member for this-Gospel’s leader is HERE?!”
“Duh. Of course. Only the leader would have the know-how to operate this place…or a higher-up. This building is swarmed with radioactive servers controlling the bug fragments in Koto Square. He’s probably trying to create a Cybeast out of all those frags.”
“What’s that? A Cybeast?”
“Later. Right now we need to team up to delete it and whatever else is in here.” The kids walked into the elevator. The door closed. The elevator music went on. It sounded like the ‘Celadon City’ theme from ‘Pokemon Crystal’. After hearing the delightful music loop four times, Chaud got serious.
“This elevator’s odd,” he said.
“How do you know? It takes a while to get to the thirtieth floor. And the delightful music…”
“The music is deluding us!!” Chaud roared! “This elevator hasn’t moved an inch. We’re jacking in.”
“But…okay. I see.”
“Jack in! Mega/Proto Man, execute!!”
The area was completely glitched up. It was a normal computer space, twisted, dark and just plain weird. There was a small computer in the middle, but who cares since Mega Man began groaning.
“Ugh.”
“Are you okay?” Proto Man asked.
“Yeah, are you feeling okay?”
Mega Man turned into a bright indigo color with yellow spots. “A new style, I guess.”
“What is it?” Asked Lan/Proto Man/Chaud.
“Well, I feel really…good.” Mega Man was nearly cut off by some weird reddevil viruses. They were oddly pixilated, kinda breaking apart and reforming, like the building itself. It suddenly erupted into several blades and attempted to skewer the good guys!

“Shield. Battle chip, in!” Proto Man blocked a few daggers and then slashed them to pieces. Mega Man instead shot out a huge mega buster. HUGE. The virus blades were gone.
Proto Man stared in disbelief. “Mega Man…how did you do that?”
“I shot it.”
“But that type of virus can only be hurt by swords.”
“More importantly,” Chaud interrupted, “the radiation is affecting the area itself. Look at that virus. It split apart into that crop of knives. And Mega Man is getting even more powerful due to the radiation as well.”
Suddenly some ratty threes ran out from the shade! And then they kept multiplying?! More kept appearing behind as they ran forward! Then they shot TORPEDOES. Not missiles, TOR-PEE-DOHS. Mega Man turned momentarily invisible and threw Proto Man upwards. Then he stopmed, creating a ginormous shockwave that destroyed every last ratty!
“Cool! I just got seven ratty three chips.” Lan gleefully noted. Then Proto Man fell back onto his feet. “You really got a boost from this place! The change battery created this form for you just to properly use the energy!”
“That’s amazing!” Chaud gasped. “The program is able to alter itself in any situation, even just once in a lifetime. It’s as if it’s part of your conscience.”
“I’ll open up the elevator.” Proto Man ran over to the computer and slashed it. Then the elevator lurched, then moved skyward!
“Thanks, guys!” Lan thanked. “Now get ready for the REAL battle!”

Then the elevator abruptly stopped. Ding, level thirty.
“And how long does it take to get to the thirtieth floor, Lan?”
“Shut up.”
“Gah!” Chaud gripped his chest.
“Chaud!!” Lan dropped down on one knee and touched his shoulder. “Are you okay?”
“No. My magnet suit’s not working anymore. The radiation’s overloading it.” Chaud ripped off a metal box from his pocket. “Yours is still working?”
“Yeah, my dad made it.” Lan admitted. His dad can make something even better than ONHQ?! Chaud pondered.
“I need to get out. Once things get better…no.” Chaud re-attatched his magnet suit. “I’ll be okay for now.” He stood up, amidst the pain, and charged on ahead. Lan and Chaud walked into a glowing room with a single server inside.
“We need to jack in and-“
Chaud simply punched through the server and it exploded in a contained radius. “This works too.”
“Okay then. Let’s do this.”

COMMENTARY: This was a short chapter, acting as a bridge between the last fight and the final boss. Yeahs. So let’s go on.
It started fast-paced with a candy bar wrapper and weak thugs.
Yet again Lan was ignored by his dad and Mega Man is the loved one. I just love that gag. And the cloning machine conversation was moderate. How DOES Yuichiro have all of this stuff?!
Chaud has a secretary.
Gospel counts as a Cybeast.
I loved the Celadon City music in Pokemon Crystal.
Mega Man was Bug Style.
The elevator went up 30 floors in a few seconds. But how?!
Also I plan on doing the OVA!! Chapter next and then a ‘Bob’s Bobbing Bob Adventures With Bob’ chapter before showing the REAL battle. Ha. You have to wait a few extra weeks(apparently). HA!!

PREVIEW: On the next chapter of MMBN:TFF, Lan and Mega Man meet one of the most annoyingly cool guys in the world: MISTER FAMOUS!! AKA Keiji Inafune. HAA I SPOILED IT!! Anyways, Gate Man, a guard navi, has become glitched and is now in a killing rage. Armed with small soldier guys, the dreaded Gate SP cannon and the infamously diabolical weapon of mass destruction, Gater, can even Mega Man beat this demon?!
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I lol'd hard. I'm enjoying reading this, it's a very unique twist on the original Battle Network story, showing things from perspectives Capcom never showed. :P

Sorta like an MMBN uncut. I have yet to read all (in fact, about 90% of... xD)the chapters you've posted, but keep up the good work!
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I lol'd hard. I'm enjoying reading this, it's a very unique twist on the original Battle Network story, showing things from perspectives Capcom never showed. :P

Sorta like an MMBN uncut. I have yet to read all (in fact, about 90% of... xD)the chapters you've posted, but keep up the good work!
Thanks, man. Or woman, depending on gender or stuff. I don't judge. But that's beside the point.

I'm glad that somebody's understood the 'behind the scenes' thing, I was primarily trying to make sense(and nonsense)while trying to see what would happen if I amplified a few people's personalities a little(in the BN3 portion my favorite character is Reiko). I try to make epic battles, characters you wanna be friends with(but not Yai, nobody really knows Yai)and helping to explain what the heck is up with Bass GS.
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I'm sorry that I've not been doing anything productive for two weeks, so here's the OVA you wanted.

OVA 2: Intruderz

Lan was entering the GC. “Okay, time to go see my dad!” Not long afterward, a man with a mouth cover and a lab coat ran over.
“Woah! You’re Keiji Inafune!” Lan gasped!
“No, I legally changed my name to Famous. Got that?”
“Okay, mister Fa-“
“I don’t want to get into some stupid gag taken straight from some crappy anime for eight-year-olds so just NEVER. CALL. ME. ‘MISTER’.” he harshly said. “Anyways, I heard about how you killed the Life Virus.”
“But how? It wasn’t on the news or anything!”
“My connections. But now, one of my net navis has gotten loose. My newest navi, Gate Man, was in training before some glitch occurred.”
“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” said Lan.
“Yes, in fact it DOES sound like some plot convenience or something, but that’s what might happen when you program your own navis.” Famous shrugged. “He already has some chips equipped, and even a Gate Man-based P.A. He was an intended guard navi, so he WILL kill anything that moves. I need you to knock him out or something, and jack him out into my PET. Simple, right?”
“What makes you so sure that I’ll do that?”
“I’ll give you some battle chips!” Famous sang. “Oh, and the code for the Program Advance I told you about.”
Lan’s eyes grew as if he were in a candy shop. “Jack in!! Mega Man, execute!” Mega Man was sent into Den Area three, since that’s where the nearest computer object led, I guess.
“I heard all about it, so let’s go.” Mega Man sighed.
“Mwehehe, Program Advaaance…”
“Crap, Lan’s crazy with greed again.” Mega Man tried to ignore him and go about his mission.
“Also, Mega Man, he’ll be the navi destroying everything, so look out.” urged Famous.
“That’s easy.” Mega Man pointed to a small spear-wielding toy soldier that would normally be seen shot out by Gate Man.
“Yah!” it yelled, lashing out at Mega Man! “Yah! Yah yah!” It poked him ferociously.
“That’s not it,” Famous said, staring at Lan’s PET screen.
“Death!” Mega Man trampled the toy. After that, he pointed at a mettaur, a navi carcass and a warp portal.

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Mega Man walked on until he heard a loud ‘BOOM’ sound. “That it?”
“Yep. Definitely Gate Man.”
“’GATE Man’? I thought you said GREAT Man. Gate Man sounds stupid and boring.”
Suddenly…”AAAAARGH!!” A huge army of miniscule guys ran at him!
“Magic Man! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man instantly blew up all of the ‘viruses’.
“Gate Man was so easy. But I had no idea that he was so many different guys all at the same time.”
“That WASN’T Gate Man. We’ve gone over this.”
“Rats.”
“Intruder.” PUNCH! Some brown navi with a mouth-cover and a gate on his chest appeared! “You must be deleted.”
“You must be stupid.” Aqua Custom! “Life sword three!!” He chopped! No damage? A black gate had mysteriously appeared in midair and absorbed the hit. “Hm. So here’s where the battle begins, eh?”
BATTLE START
“Yep, looks like it.”
Gate Man backed off and released some soldiers at high velocity.
“Barrier!” It broke on contact. “Guard!” It broke on contact. “OW!! MY SHOULDER! AHHH, THE PAIN! It’s bleeding, right? IT HURTS!!”
“Stop overreacting. Recover 10. Battle chip, in.”
“Thanks-“ Mega Man suddenly got punched in the face and flew away a little ways.
“Hero sword! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man’s slashing arm reached beyond the gate. But before it connected, a clawed arm grasped the sword(it came out from the gate as it opened!)and lifted the owner up!
“WOAH!!” The arm threw him away! And as this happened, Gate Man’s gate opened up.
“Watch out, Lan.” Famous warned. “He’s probably about to use the Gate SP chip. It’s basically a super-charged cannon. It’ll hurt.”
“Thanks? Under shirt, grass stage! Battle chips, in!! Go Wood Shield!” Mega Man’s symbol shimmered and he turned greenish as usual for that style.
“HARG!” Gate Man inappropriately yelled. A big, grayish cannon peeked out of his tummy gate. It blasted out a heapin’ pile of PAIN!! Mega Man obviously couldn’t dodge in midair, so he tried to block it-
BOOF. He exploded.
“HOLYCRAPMEGAMAAAAAN!!” Lan screamed!
“That doesn’t look too good.” Famous muttered.
ENEMY DELETED(=_=<Meh.))
“Whadda ya mean ‘That doesn’t look too good’?! He’s freaking DEAD!! ARGH!”
A single shuriken fell down and struck Gate Man behind the head.
“I’m not dead, retards!” Aqua Custom Style Mega Man(a lot of commas!)stood in a cool fashion, cross-armed.
BATTLE RE-START(0_0, <WOAH!!))
“Hey, you’re alive!”
“Duh.” Then Mega Man turned into the green-dude form and the ground became lush and grassy.
“No way.” Gate Man’s chest cavity opened up again and started SUCKING UP EACH INDIVIDUAL BLADE OF GRASS?! HOW STUPID!! Then, get this, he began shooting out each blade in a machine-gun fashion!! HOW LAME!!
“That’s lame!” Mega Man began blocking the…*SIGH* ‘deadly grass’, and the remote gate(that’s what it’s called in BN2, that there evil arm gate)sneaked up from behind. It grabbed him in such a way that it held his arms back! The shield disappeared and Mega Man started getting pummeled.
“OhOwOhUrgEehNyeehArgh…”
“Lava stage! Battle chip, in!” Mega Man turned red and the ground turned lava-y. Gate Man was caught-off guard and burned, ending his assault. Mega Man flexed his arms and the evil hand broke! But how? Because this story sucks, that’s why!
“Interesting tactics, you two…” Famous congratulated, sorta. Then Gate Man decided to suck up the lava on the floor. Yeah, since THAT works in real life.
“Big red wave! Battle chip, in!!” Gate Man finished sucking the lava up, then stood normally. Then he twitched a bit. Then he swelled up into a large size and exploded.
“Yay!” A Gate Man doll materialized and a shuriken fell down. “Ow. WOAH!” Gate Man fell with a colossal stomp where Mega Man COULD have been standing if he’d moved to the right.
“Could you have TOLD us about the ANTI-DAMAGE?!” Lan yelled!
“Nope. Forgot. Anyways, now he’s down to his last move: Gater, the easiest Program Advance to use. And one of the deadliest, most cheapo moves ever. Watch out, Mega Man!”
“Thanks?” Gate Man’s chest opened again. “Memory, activate.” Mega Man turned into Aqua Custom once again and his eyes glowed vermillion—Wait…you mean vermillion is a RED?! But, in Pokemon Blue, Vermillion City was for yellow, electricity n’stuff! In Pokemon Yellow, it was Yellow! Come on, now I’m just freaked out!
…So his eyes glowed freakin’ yellow. “Life aura, air shoes, geddon two, geyser, freeze bomb!!” Gate Man stepped back as the ground basically broke apart. Then Mega Man flew into the air! He threw down the geyser ball into the abyss and water erupted all around poor Gate Man. Next and finally he threw down a second bomb, which froze the water and Gate Man inside.
“Waaaaugh!!” he cried, being cold and stuff.
“Got’m…” Mega Man paused. The gate opened, crunching the ice surrounding it.
“Faaaamous…?” Mega Man mused.
“Yeeees?”
“What’s Gater do?”
“It blasts out random items at destructive speeds.”
“Can we have a Gate Man chip?”
“Oh, I get it.” Lan smiled.
“Sure.” Famous took out a Gate Man chip from his lab coat.
“Gate Man! Battle chip, in!!”
Mega Man turned yellow-ish and then brown. He got a cool Gate Man headdress, a gate-chest and a mouth-cover(wait…doesn’t he already have one in the video games? WHAT?!).
Gate Man emitted such a high-powered blast that all of the ice instantly shattered. A mace, a meteor, an anti-damage doll, a broken panel and a shockwave erupted from his chest-gate. Mega Man opened HIS gate and braced for absorption. ALL OF IT FLEW INTO HIS CHEST, THIS MAKES NO REAL SENSE!! WHY?!?!
Then he reached his arm inside and took out the mace.
“DIIIIE!!” Mega Man ran up to Gate Man, who attempted to retreat, and lightly smacked him in the head. He fell limply on the ground, unable to move.
ENEMY DELETED
Mega Man jacked out along with Gate Man. “’Kay. So what do we do from here?”
“Let me handle it.” Famous took Lan’s Pet, hooked it up to his, and then unplugged it once more. Gate Man had been successfully transferred!!!!.! “Simple as that,” Famous said. “Thank you, keep the chip and the P.A. is ‘wind, fan, Gate Man’. Remember it.” Suddenly the lights went off for a split-second. He disappeared?!
“That jerk! He gave us the goods and ran! Not even a thank you!” Lan complained.
“Hey, give hugs, not drugs.” Mega Man urged.
“Yeah, whatever.” Lan silently and slowly trudged out of the GC, completely forgetting what he had come there to do.

COMMENTARY: Well, there you go. The OVA chapter. Was it fine? Anyways, now onto the nitpicking.
Keiji Inafune was the inspiration for Famous, or something like that, so that’s where that joke came in. And I like the anime joke thing. It was always lame…
And this chapter reminds us that kids like stupid rewards for hard labor and Mega Man believes that even dead people can be deadly!
You know, Lan’s only used recovery chips TWICE in the entire series now. Weird, huh? Or not.
The stupid grass thing was made lame on purpose. And the lava burst. And every other stupid thing in this chapter.
The ‘!!!.!’ Thing was done on purpose as well, just like the sudden and jerky end to the chapter.
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Bob’s Bobbing Bob Adventures With Bob: Chapter Two: The Movie Theatre

Bob was outside, walking over to the nearby Cineplex. His friend, Male Character, was walking alongside, wearing a neat pair of glasses, a neat black vest over a neat white dress shirt and neat black pants, while sporting a neat haircut.
“So we’re going to see Cover-Up Delivery?” Bob asked.
“Yeah.” Male said. “I’ve been waiting months for this, ever since I read the books. Hopefully we won’t get screwed over like with the ‘Spiderwick Chronicles’.”
“But we haven’t read that, nor did we see it.”
“…Right…” Male suddenly stopped, causing Bob to stumble and turn around. “Dang.”
“What is it?!?!”
“I forgot the ticket money.”
Bob fell over. “You were SUPPOSED to pay for the tickets!! How could you forget?!”
“I dunno. D’you have any money?” Male Character asked.
“…No.” Bob silently stared at his feet.
Male thought for a second. “Well…we could go back home and get our money, or…”

Soon enough they had an empty guitar case and danced around in a tired fashion. “I’m poor…I’m poor…” Bob murmured.
“I wanna die…I wanna die…” Male whined.
Some guy with a fish head for a head waltzed by. “Well, howdeedo! I’ll give ya bums some cash!” He reached into his pocket and took out his wallet.
“YEARG!” Bob smacked the fish-man with the guitar case!
“AAAHH!!”
“MONEY!!” Male Character took 30$ out of the man’s wallet.
“No, no, my money!” the poor, bleeding mass wept.
“Sorry, but we need to go to the movies!” Bob explained!
“HELP!!” The fish-man’s cries were not in vain! Some mafia guys ran over.
“Uh, this doesn’t look good, Bob.” Male Character gasped.
“Hey, boss. What’s goin’ on here?” one thug asked.
“Those guys tried to steal my money, ahh!” he whimpered. All of the guys turned to the duo. One grabbed them both up with his big, meaty hands. Another one held up a machine gun.
“What’s the big idea, stealin’ from the don?” the machine-gunner asked.
“Um…we’ll pay him back…”
“Too late!” The machine gun guy was ready to blast their brains out…!
Suddenly, a forty-dollar bill fell from the sky and cut the machine gun in two, somehow. “Leave them be.”
“*GASP!!*” The girl from the last chapter appeared!
“I’ll give you FORTY dollars to leave them alone,” she growled.
The fish-man immediately perked up! “Yay, that pays for all my pain and suffering!! Yay!!”
“AND it’ll pay for a new low-grade machine gun!” a mafia guy informed. The guy with the meaty hands nodded and let the two guys go. “But let me tell ‘ya this, punks.” The machine gun guy leaned in reeeeeally closely to our heroes.
“Eep!”
“Eep!”
“If you guys stir up any more trouble for the mafia, it’ll take you more’n fourty dollars to get out scott-free. It’ll take you FIFTY WHOLE DOLLARS.”
The fish-man signaled that it was time to go; his face was swelling up from the guitar case attack. “Let’s hurry, guys, or we’ll miss Scooby-Doo on Boomerang!”
“Yikes!” Heaven knows what those guys would do if they missed Scooby-Doo! They all scattered away to the nearest mafia base with cable television.
The Girl shifted her gaze to the two idiots. “No doubt about it…” Bob gasped. “You’re not the fire lady I met, you’re the evil girl from The Grocery Store™!”
“The what?” Gary asked.
“For your information, my name’s Mary Sue.” the girl growled. “And you both owe me forty dollars EACH.”
“WHAT?!” Male yelled.
“And as for YOU.” She pointed at Bob so closely that his eye was poked and bleeding.
“Ow my eye.”
“YOU killed every one of my friends and family, including my fiancé.”
“The weasel?”
“Yes. I’ve come to make you pay by ruining your very life without killing you. Just LOOK at me!” She pointed at her mouth. “I can’t smile anymore! So I’m going to make your life a living heck.”
Bob rubbed is chin. “Well, you can’t make it one of those without us getting into the movie theatre or candy or popcorn.”
Mary took out her small purse. “Heh. Get ready for the worst day of your life.” Bob and Gary gave each other a high-five.

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They had made it into the Big Cineplex™! The biggest movie theatre in Some Town! The trio entered the building, covered in unnecessary lights, flashing and blinding in all directions, even at 3 ‘o clock, the time in which the group entered the Big Cineplex™.
“Two adults and one unidentified,” Mary said to the fat ticket person. He glared at Bob.
“Yep, he sure doesn’t fit into any other category. That’ll be fifty dollars.”
“Wow, it sure costs to get into the movies these days.” Mary sighed as she paid the man. Bob’s ticket was the fifty-dollar one; it was ‘Old Guys Get In Free! Day’ at the Big Cineplex™. They took their tickets and roamed inside the theatre. There they spotted the snack counter.
“Um, three medium popcorns, two Boka-Bolas, and, um, a Dr. Bill, right?”
“Right,” Male said. “I love Dr. Bill…soda.”
“Is that all?” the snack man asked. He looked identical to the last employee they had met.
“Uh, yes.” Mary stated.
“Alright.” The man took out really huge snacks and drinks from behind the counter. “That’ll be about three dollars.”
“Here you go.” Mary handed him exactly three-hundred pennies, all counted out inside a jar.
“Aw, man! Not again!” the man cried.
“Thanks.” Bob thanked as they left.
“I HATE counting pennies!” the man furiously growled. “Wait…hey! Here’s a quarter!”

The group had finally come to a ticket guy, ready to take their tickets. He was exactly like the other two. “Tickets?” he asked.
“Yes.” Mary handed him the tickets.
“Hm…hm…” The man cautiously inspected the tickets. “There’s something wrong here.”
“What, what?” Bob asked, scooting closer, huge refreshments in hand.
“There’s no way that YOU’RE an adult,” the man said.
“Hey, I’m somewhere in my twenties!” Bob argued.
“He’s the unidentified one here.” Male explained.
“But isn’t she the unidentified race here?” the man asked.
“Are you calling ME unidentified?” Mary yelled.
“Yes.”
“But hey, I’m an adult over here! Take it back!”
“Calm down you three.” Male muttered, cautiously gripping the drink cup, which was larger than his body.
“Shut up! We’re having an argument here! At least I don’t have an EYE PROBLEM!” the man rudely screamed!
“That’s IT! SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!”
“Yeah, you can’t talk to my friend that way!”
“Well I can have an argument when I want too, freaks!”
“I’m SICK OF THIS!” Mary threw her ginormous soda on the carpet, causing the entire Big Cineplex™ to flood to their ankles! “JUST LET US SEE THE MOVIE!”
“No! I can deny any man, woman or…non-human…admittance to this terrible movie!” the fat guy scrutinized.
“Hey, you just called me a girl, didn’t you?” Bob asked angrily.
“We can take our service elsewhere, Mr. Jerkface!”
“Shut up, boy!” Mary ordered. She picked up Bob by the ankles, causing him to drop whatever he was holding! The flood reached their knees and the popcorn was forming a sort of hill.
“WAUGH!” he gasped!
“BOB!!”Gary Stu screamed!
“DIE, PIG!!” Mary slammed Bob down at the man, who leaped back and threw down a smoke ball.
“Cough cough cough,” everybody coughed. Then the smoke slowly cleared. The man had turned into a duck in super-golden armor!
“GOLDEN ARMOR SPIRIT ANIMAL!!” the man-duck yelled! He held out his wings and golden feathers spread around the room.
“NOO!!” Male Character threw his soda in front of the feather barrage, threw his popcorn into the popcorn pile and pushed the others inside of it, along with himself. The feathers split the cup as if it were paper that had been dropped into a toilet. A blocked-up, unforgiving, crappy toilet. All of the Dr. Bill flooded the entire place up about 12 feet, luckily the ceilings were about 17 feet tall. The popcorn acted as a raft, keeping everyone afloat.
Mary managed to get her head out from under the popcorn and eventually made her way on top with the others. “*Gasp* How did you know to do that?” she gasped.
“It’s easy,” Bob explained. “He was born with the important video game skill, ‘bullet time’. You know, where everything moves slowly so you can think faster and dodge stuff?”
“Is there an explanation as to why?” Mary Sue asked.
“No.” Male answered.
“Okay.” They all sat there for a minute. “What happened to the duck and employees?”
“Well, neither fat men, nor ducks in golden armor can swim, you know,” Bob said. “They’re just below us, inside of comically oversized air bubbles.”
“WOAH!!” The three fat brothers emerged from the soda, near the raft. “Who says fat men can’t swim?”
“But it’s true,” Bob sighed.
“Well, that’s true, but we can float!”
“Okay…” Male answered. “So what do we do now?”
“We gotta get outer here!!” one fat man cried. “The last cup, it’s still emptying out!” And if you could dive deep enough, you’d notice that the cup was still half-full, and spewing out several gallons of soda every second. What a big cup.
“That cup held much more soda than it should have,” Male said. “You should be arrested for false advertisement.”
“Okay. But we can’t escape, the entrance is too far down!” The soda had now reached the fourteen-foot mark.
“Maybe I can smash open the ceiling.” Mary offered. She picked up a piece of un-popped popcorn and tossed it at the ceiling. It shattered into twelve pieces and the ceiling wasn’t harmed. “Crap!”
“It won’t work!” Bob yelped! “We’re gonna—“ Suddenly, Bob was filled with intense bobby energy.
‘You have the power! NINTENDO POWER!!’ a voice screamed inside of his head. ‘YOU HAVE THE POWER! NINTENDO POWER!! “AARGH, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!” Bob screeched, clutching his scalp!
“Bob!” gasped Male.
‘YOU HAVE THE POWER! NINTENDO POWER!!’ Bob was filled with a huge, bright energy.
“No way!” a fat man gasped!
“Huh?” asked Mary.
“NINTENDO POWER!! AHH!!” Bob screamed! The energy spilled out of his body onto his arm.
“FatGuy #2!” the snack fat man exclaimed! “This is just like your first transformation!”
“I know, FatGuy #1.” said the ticket claimer-guy. “He must be the zodiac symbol…” Bob’s old gauntlet appeared on his left arm. “…of the glove.”
“HUH?!” Bob gasped! “OF THE GLOVE? HOW LAME IS THAT?!”
“When were you born?”
“November 17.”
“Of course! That transformation is only possible with one born under the glove symbol.”FatGuy #2 explained.
“That’s lame, but cool!” Male Character said, amazed.
“That’s…Ittadake-kun’s old scythe…” Mary whispered.
“Hays!~” a familiar, irritating voice chimed. The fairy that was shot down floated near Bob!
“GASP! IT’S THE ANNOYING FAIRY!” Bob yelped!
“What?” Male asked.
“Only the user of the legendary glove can see the sprite inside of it.” FatGuy #2 explained.
“That’s why HE always talks to himself,” FatGuy #3 said.
“Growl!” said the dinosaur ghost that always floated around FatGuy#2, but nobody else could hear or see him.
“That’s right, Rexie!” FatGuy #2 said in a delightful voice.
“Bob, it’s you!” the fairy gleefully sighed.
“How do you know my name?” he asked.
“Oh, in order to use the glove again? You’ve already forgotten?! Well, you just imagine the weapon!”
“But I didn’t ask for that! Oh well, short sword!” Bob materialized a painfully short dagger. It was barely a point attached to a handle. “This is even shorter than last time!” he complained.
“It would be cool if it weren’t so lame,” Male said. Then his head bumped against the ceiling! “Crap! We’ve hit the top!”

But Mary didn’t pay attention; she remembered the first time Ittadake-kun had summoned the dagger.
“WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF CRAP?!”
They were in the plains of east India, having a picnic when Ittadakekumasumomotetsu had found the glove and the instructions for it.
“It’s a level one weapon!” the invisible fairy said. Ittadake-kun stabbed it out of frustration. “Ahhhh…”
“Stupid invisible fairy…”
An angelic voice fell upon his ears. “Ittadake-kun?” He turned around and saw his best friend running towards him, wearing an authentic jeans outfit, complete with a jean jacket and matching hat. “What’s going on?”
“Huh?” He had turned around with such force that the dagger flew right out of his paws and into Mary Sue’s stomach. “OH NO!”
“Gleck…” she gurgled. She fell to the ground and was immediately taken to the hospital.
Good times…

“Blade Universal!!” Blades flew at the ceiling from every possible angle, concentrated into one area. Then they fell down into the soda and did nothing of any importance. “It failed…?” Bob gasped.
“Of course,” said FatGuy #2. “This ceiling was built to stand up to the assault of any ONE zodiac user. But if we combine the sign of the glove and the sign of the duck, then we can get out of here.” By now, they were all getting pushed right into the ceiling.
“O-okay…” Bob pushed himself off of the ceiling a bit and next to FatGuy #2. “Combo…”
“Strike…”
The two soldiers of the stars began charging up a massive attack. “RUBBER DUCK SITTING INSIDE OF RUBBER GLOVE!!”
“Quack.” A glowing rubber glove and a glowing rubber ducky floated in the drink of death and then the ducky slowly swam inside of the glove. Then a massive chemical reaction took place!! They turned into a gigantic mechanical sea-serpent that tackled the ceiling, busting it apart and sending soda and wet popcorn everywhere in a four-mile radius!!
“AHH!” the citizens screamed! “Wet popcorn!” They all scattered in terror.
Bob ‘n friends all landed hard on the concrete parking lot, but showed no signs of injury. “Wow, some ride, huh, fairy?” Bob looked around, then stood up. He had crushed the fairy. “Aww.”
“I broke a few bones.” Male Character had crushed both legs upon his descent. “Darnit.”
“Don’t worry, we’ll take you to the hospital.” the FatGuy Bros said in unison.
“Thanks and all, but what are you going to do with your theatre?” Mary Sue asked.
“It’s insured for Seven Billion US dollars.”
“Oh.” Then the FatGuys and Gary Stu drove away in a van. “So…” Mary set her gaze on Bob.
“Yeah, I’ll be going home now.” Mary grabbed his head.
“To OUR home. It’s the LEAST you could do for destroying my home, friends and family.”
Bob whirled around. “Wait…a GIRL in MY house? Living with me?!” His eyes turned into dollar symbols and a ‘ka-ching’ sound could be heard.
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CHAPT ER 13: Last Routine, Set! Vol.2, Bass the Demon

“Let’s do this.”

*1 Chaud and Lan walked into the last and final room of the nightmare-glitchy-stupid-looking tower. The room was PACKED with servers lining all of the walls up to the ceiling, except for a room divided by a large slab of glass. A creepy man with almost radiantly lime hair and a stunning black and red kimono that almost felt like a crimson fire blasting through the night calmly waited for the two champions. “Ah,” he sighed in the slimiest, yet most professional voice you can imagine, “What took you so long?”

“Woah,” Lan gasped, disturbed at how weird this guy was. “Either you’re a boy or a girl with a creepy voice—Shut down this project before we shut it for you.” Lan turned to Chaud. Chaud was barely standing. He was gripping his chest as if it were on fire!
“Let’s…do this…” he gasped. “Let’s make…it quick.”
“Oh, come now.” Freak-Man urged. “Can’t we have a subtle conversation? For instance: Lan, you’re the one who deleted Freeze Man, correct?” Lan froze. “I remember your voice from that day, and I’m not very happy that you’ve broken my favorite toy.

“But it doesn’t matter,” he continued, “That plane’s power program and the core programming codes for the Change Battery are both mine. You’ve done nothing to stop us.” That man proceeded to give the most irritating smile ever.

*2“…I…can’t…TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!!” Lan and Mega Man both exploded at the same time! “I have been waiting here for SO long, quietly and nicely, but I’m tired of waiting!!”

”WHAT THE HECK WAS THE PURPOSE OF YOU BLOWING UP THE DAM?!”

“I mean, seriously! You got nothing out of it, and since this place is so close to the campgrounds like Den Town, so YOU’D be drowning in heck right now if it WEREN’T FOR US!!”
All of time seemed to freeze for a moment right after the duo’s stupid request, but didn’t we all want to know this? Kinda?
“Er…it’s simple. We just wanted to give everybody a scare about what we’re capable of. And we weren’t moved in yet, so that just blows your theory away.”
“Oh.”
“Any more questions?” he offered.
“Where do we…jack in?” Chaud panted.
“Next to you.” The man pointed to Chaud’s right(he was to the left of Lan). “Jack in and just TRY to end my pet project.”

Lan and Chaud nodded. “JACK IN! MEGA/PROTO MAN, EXECUTE!!”
Proto Man and ‘Bug’ Style Mega Man arrived in a sleek, steely area with a single warp portal.
“Proto Man, don’t hold back. I’m sick and this may get serious. Sorry to be greedy.”
Proto Man smirked. “S’okay.”
“Mega Man, I’m imputing Hub Battery. Taking down an organization ALWAYS calls for that type of celebration.” Lan decided.
“But you’ll get like Chaud, who’s kinda dead.”
“I’m NOT dead…”
“We have to do this fast FOR Chaud.”
“Gotcha.” Suddenly the warp portal began glowing violently in all sorts of browns, yellows, and most definitely a mightnight-black.
“Welcome…Bass.” The man was furiously typing on a keyboard, sweating profusely. He was the epitome of excitement. A cloaked demon that we all know so much from our particular conjoined Mega Man gaming experience that helps to bind us all together…he emerged…he waited…

He struck.

*3BATTLE START
Bass flickered, and then reappeared behind Proto Man! “Step cross, shield, area grab. Battle chips, in!” Bass stabbed at Proto Man’s chest. Proto Man countered by leaping behind him and sealing his movements with area grab! He sliced, sure for the kill—
Bass’s eyes flickered, allowing him to see everything as it happened in a super-slow motion. He noticed a ray of light falling to stop his movements. He stepped back and forth, avoiding it and keeping safe. Then he once more flew behind the red navi and was ready to cut his chest open!


Mega Man appeared behind his friend and caught Bass’s arm. “Watch out, man. That won’t work on everybody.” He warned.
“Spreader times three! Battle chips, in!!” Mega Man held out his buster faced at Bass and quickly altered its construction on the inside on a micro-technological level. “DRAH!” Lan yelled. “That hurt!”
“Sorry.” Mega Man fired point-blank at Bass’s face.
In an instant, Bass twisted his arm apart and got it small enough to pull out from Mega Man’s grasp. Then he popped it back into shape and held out his fists, transformed into two buster-guns.

Mega Man fired and missed! Or did he? He flew in front of the blast and turned his arm into a smooth, angular shape and deflected the mini-missiles in Bass’s direction!
“JAAAH!!” Lan shrieked in pain!
“SORRY!!” The missiles hit the surprised wraith, with no chance to avoid it with his amazing reflexes! Their chain explosions nearly tore him apart on contact! “Yes!” Mega Man cheered! “Proto Man!”
“Delta ray. Battle chip, in!” Proto Man zoomed in and sliced Bass with 90% of his complete power three times—no! It failed?!
Bass acknowledged the new assailant and twisted. He grabbed Proto Man with the softest of grips and twirled him around so fast that he didn’t even notice it. He had just completed the illusion of the move passing through himself!

“How?!” Proto Man blocked a punch and then braced himself. Bass’s hand’s transformed again and charged up a green light!
“Nope!” Mega Man grabbed Bass’s head. He was too swift and couldn’t be denied this opportunity. And lastly his fingertips transformed into long, slender claws and stabbed through him face in five different directions.
ENEMY DELETED

*4 “*Huff, huff*…” I couldn’t do anything… Proto Man thought. I was useless…
“We did it!” Mega Man hi-fived his buddy. “Thanks for the opening!” Yeah, that’s all I’m good for. A cheap opening.
“We sure did it.” He sighed.
“Nope.” The man pressed a simple button from within his little Bass-hub. “That’s just a simple 50% proficiency. How about 100%?”

The servers became super-charged!! They began flashing and sparks flowed out like a waterfall of deathly electrical death! “GRAAH!!” Chaud collapsed!
“CHAUD!” Lan helped him up. “Are you okay, man?”
“No…I habta getouda here…” Chaud’s garbled speech is a sure sign of something going on.
“Hold on.” Lan pulled him out of the room, jacking out Proto Man. “Mega Man, hold down the fort.”
“Duh, okay.”
As soon as Chaud got out he could stand again. “Holy…crap…my magnet suit’s overloading. I can’t fight anymore. I’m sorry…”
5* “Don’t be.” Lan ordered. “You’ve done more than enough already. You…um. You…eh…wait. You…punched the computer in the elevator.”
“Stop, I get it, you’re trying to make me feel better. I’ll be back, wait for me.” Chaud began walking down the corridor, limping. “Oh, catch.” He tossed Lan a battle chip. It was light blue.
“What’s this?” he asked. “Infinity Slash…” It pictured a cloaked navi holding a yellow sword. A simple picture for a simple chip.
“It’s one of the legendary thirteen.”
“W-W-W-WHAAAT?!” he overreacted.
“The legendary thirteen best battle chips. You know. I got it when I got the position I have now. I haven’t used it yet since the amount of processing power needed for it FAR exceeds what Proto Man can do as of yet. But Mega Man can do it. Just get it back alright.”

Lan stared at Chaud for a moment. He nodded and ran back into the death-office, gripping the universe’s strongest sword.

“Thank you.”

6* “AAAAAAHH!!” Mega Man stretched out his arms and scratched his back. “THAT wasn’t too tough.” And under his heel was a nice, cushy pile of fully-powered Bass navis!
“I-impossible!” The creepy man trembled in his seat. “You’ve just—“
“Whatdimiss?!” Lan blurted out, re-entering the room! The man stared at him, as if he were an idiot.
“Oh, I just killed up about twenty-seven Basses.”
“Thanks.”
“You…you’re a monster.” The man pulled out a floppy disk.
“Hey, who uses FLOPPY DISKS anymore?”
“I do. It’s the only thing that can go undetected with such a huge amount of data.”
“But don’t USB drives hold more info?”
“Not this one.”
“That makes no SENSE!”
“Too bad.” The man finally placed the disk into his computer. ”Arise, Gospel.”

All of the Basses disappeared. “Hey, Mega Man. These guys left no chips,” Lan inferred.
“So are these…programs?”
“Exactly, not navis. SO, if this is what he can create in program form, what can he create as a navi or worse?”
“I hate pop quizzes.” Millions of bug fragments swirled around in the air! A single, perfect Bass program hovered quietly. The bugs swirled around and around into Bass and two more broken Mr. Programs appeared. One was the planes’ program, and the other is a less-compressed Change Battery. They turned into light and combined!!

7*”Graao…GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!”
It was a beast, a lion with a mane looking as if it were exploding around it! It was black and purple with electric yellow spots everywhere and it was so unstable that it was almost tearing itself apart by simply existing! This however didn’t hurt, it just added to its power. It was a hulking behemoth in front of Mega Man. He was just as big as its NOSE.
“NO!” Lan shrieked, for a moment seeing the monstrocity from Mega Man’s eyes. A side-effect of the battery? “INFINITY SLASH!!”

BATTLE RE-START

He input the strongest sword chip ever! “I wonder where Chaud got It from, huh? But I’m gonna manipulate it!” Mega Man warned.
“Just do it!”
“IT’S FUTILE!!” The man stood up and stared at Lan with a splendid sadist smile! Eek! “You can’t stop it! My Gospel is invincible to all forms of attack!”
“We’ll see!”
Gospel charged at Mega Man and prepared to crush him underfoot!

“INFINITY SLASH, GO!!” Mega Man’s buster spat out a golden sword, now purple and bug-ish. He ran to meet Gospel in heated combat. Will this work?!
“DIE!!”
“You can do it!”
“I SAID IT WAS FUTILE!”
“GRAOOOOOO!!”

(Music index(check commentary):
*1: Wily Island theme, BN3
*2: Gospel Building theme
*3: BN4 Boss Battle
*4: Gospel Building theme(again)
*5: Silence
*6: Blast Man theme(his area)
*7: Gospel Comp theme)


COMMENTARY: IT WAS CRAAAAAP!! Well, the original was. I just RE-WROTE a whole chapter and even split it in two in order to keep a good pace.
Oh, I’m testing out with the asterisks by associating different musical scores with scenes in chapters. If you imagine/listen to the themes as you read, it’ll set the mood. So try it out.

So, I guess that I was the only one wondering about Quick Man’s purpose.
The Basses are all…well, people who played BN2(all of you) should know. All of that split-second stuff is really supposed to show you how weak Proto Man is to Mega Man who was soooo uber compared to when he first fought him last year. At least Lan can try to cheer Chaud up!
Also, the Infinity Slash clause can hint as to why Proto Man is so Proto(hint: type)-y. Why have it if you can’t use it? I want to go into this.
Who DOES use floppies anymore?
Why shouldn’t Gospel be so big?
Why shouldn’t I give you a cliffhanger?

NEXT TIME: It’s time for the big Book 2 finale!?! Mega Man goes up against the TRUE Gospel virus/beast/thing and has unsheathed the strongest sword chip there is! But will it be enough to end this Book with a bang?
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CHAPTER 14: Last Routine, Set! Vol.2, Purgatory’s Gospel

*1“INFINITY SLASH, GO!!” Mega Man’s buster spat out a golden sword, now purple and bug-ish. Compared to Gospel, Mega Man’s normal-sized sword was a toothpick splinter particle. “DIE!!” Mega Man, the mere gnat, ran into Gospel and leaped under it. He leaped up and slashed Gospel in the chest and—
“GAAAAAAAAWR!!” Gospel was propelled a few feet into the air!!
“No…”
“Heck yeah, Mr. Mean!” Lan cheered! “Now lay it on!”
“Gots it!” Mega Man stayed in the air, somehow still climbing higher and higher! He sliced again, pushing the lion even further.
More and more, the pain inflicted upon the monster grew and grew as the space between it and the ground did. Finally, one last attack.

“YAAAAAH! Oops.” As Mega Man executed the last cut the sword flew right out of his hand.
“WHAAAAAAT?!?! YOU IDIOT!!” Lan screamed!
“Uh, sorry?”
The blade flew…and flew…and stabbed Gospel right in the chest! “GAAAAAAAA…AH, AH, AHHHHHH!!!!” It propelled him almost half a mile upward. Then the golden weapon evaporated and Gospel began its descent.

A ray of light caught it as it fell, blazing through its thick hide and cutting through it over and over again with falling blades! It finally crashed into the floor with the loudest ‘CRACK’ in existence.

A ginormous blade encrusted with runes and symbols cruised down from the heavens and skewered through Gospel into the ground.


The blade disappeared. Gospel was still. “No! NOO!!” The green-haired man pounded his fists into a table repeatedly. “IT CAN’T END LIKE THIS!!”
“We did it so easily?!” Lan gasped. “YOU RULE, MEGA MAN!!”
Mega Man gasped a few times. “Naw, I would have killed it if I were a sword navi. It would be more powerful and automatically kill this beast.”
“What’re you talking about…?”

Gospel’s hide cracked open. A huge burst of wind enveloped the surrounding area and black light flooded Mega Man’s vision. A black claw pushed through the shed skin and a smaller version of Gospel crawled out.
*2“What?!”
The man sighed out of relief. “That was close. I thought that you’d done too much damage.”
“Explain?” Lan asked.
“You’ve halfway deleted Gospel. Now he’s more maxed out in terms of defense.”
Lan gulped. “Holy crap.”
“Oh, and I’m not doing so well, either.” Mega Man glowed vibrantly, and then he turned blue once more. Then his helmet broke off. “WHAT?!” he screamed!!

*3“Are you okay?” Lan asked.
“No matter. Let’s just operate. Give me a Guts/Stone Man combo.”
“Oh yeah, I remember that…” Lan took out the battle chips! “Guts Man, Stone Man! Battle chips, in!!”
Mega Man flickered for a second. “Hah!” He transformed into Guts Brother…? “What?” He shrugged and summoned a Stone Cube. “PUNCHA!!” He slammed his fist into the cube and it slid into Gospel’s snout, which now was just half of his height. It broke and Gospel sat there for a second. Mega Man flickered once more and Gospel finally showed pain.

“GAWWR!!” It barely shook at all.
“What happened?” Lan asked. “Are you in Guts Brother? What’s going on?”
“Don’t ask.” Mega Man charged at Gospel and punched him around a few times. No effect.
“GRAAOW!!” Gospel fired a small beam of light from its mouth! Mega Man was fried by the blast!
“Argh!” The Guts Man style ‘peeled’ off and disappeared. “Okay…”
“Um, shot gun, cross gun, spreader, M-cannon! Program Advance!!” Mega Man’s buster grew into a gargantuan bazooka-thing and blasted out such a powerful explosion that the weapon shattered!!

The burst pushed Gospel several feet away and caused a large dent to appear in Gospel’s forehead!
*4“Even with his power…that thing caused damage?!” The man took out a gun! “I’m not going to sit around any longer.” He aimed at Lan’s head and pulled the trigger.

*5The bullet bounced off of the bullet-proof glass and crashed into a radioactive server-thing. “Oh, crap!! How could I forget about that?!”
“DUDE! Did you just try to kill me?!” Lan demanded!
“Well it didn’t work, anyway!”
Lan took a large chair and stuck it under the doorknob of the entrance of the room of the bad guy. “Too bad! Now you’re stuck!” Lan laughed evilly!
The man shook his fist in anger! “Mark my words. When I get out, you’re dead.” But little did anybody know, that when the bullet damaged the server, a restriction placed on Gospel was removed.

*6“GRAAAR!!” Gospel released another laser. Mega Man dodged to the side and blasted out a charged shot! But it was…a group of three pink charged shots followed one after the other! “GA-GA-GAAAR!!”
Mega Man stared at his buster. It was separated into maybe 16 equally-shaped pieces running horizontally around his wrist; half were pushed upward and half were pushed down in alternating roles.
“Woah.” What if I KEPT charging? he asked himself. “What the heck was that?!” he asked out loud!

“Stop being surprised. Just roll with everything and ask questions about the radiation later…huh?” The radiation levels were slowly climbing. “It’s getting worse. Let’s finish this up.
“Fire, aqua, elec blade! Program Advance!!” Mega Man got his traditional blade of energy and dived in to cut Gospel. His blade bounced off of its’ hide and it countered with a claw slice! Mega Man leaped away in defense. Then he came back again and kicked its chin.
“GROOAH!!!” It opened its mouth to roar in anger! Now’s their chance!
“Buster up x3! Battle chips, in!! DESTROY HIM!!”

Mega Man leaped into Gospel’s mouth! “No, now don’t do that.” Lan urged. Then Mega Man entered his chest and found a huge black sphere inside, with binary code hovering around.
“Lan! Hang on while I take this core out! Withstand the radiation!!” Mega Man stabbed it with his buster and began releasing the charge he’d held for the last few seconds(with an intense power boost due to the buster up chips!!). “Scanning him tells me that this is the weak spot…” Remember, he scans enemies?

To his surprise, it came out as a solid mass. A huge core of gravity pulled together in a dazzling goldenrod shade, which became much bigger than the beast itself!!
“GARRRRG!! GOOOOOARREARR!!! ARARARARAR!!” Gospel kept regenerating, no matter how much damage he kept taking! Meanwhile, in REAL life…

“AAAAAARGH!!” Lan and the dude were in the worst pain EVER. The servers were overloading to the point of smoking up and breaking!
“Please…hurry.” Lan muttered. He couldn’t take much more of this.
Lan… Mega Man finally re-absorbed the blast and fired it out as a simple arrow-like bullet. It cracked through the core like a malt ball. Malt balls taste good.

Gospel finally exhausted all of his extra energy and fell to buggy pieces. “GAO GAO GAO GAO GAO…” Mega Man stood in the middle of the pile.
“That was easy, kinda.” Lan didn’t answer. “Uh, Lan?” No reply. “LAAAAAAN!!!”
“WAAAAUGH!!”
Lan AND the man woke up after the huge yell. Except the man wasn’t a man, but just some kid in a blue hoodie! “WHO ARE YOU?!?!” Lan asked him!
*7“Well, uh.” Suddenly the room shook. “Oh no. This isn’t good.”
“What, what?”
The boy merely pointed to his monitor and turned it so that Lan could see it through the glass. One last form of Gospel appeared. A very small(navi-sized) lion virus stood in its place. It had no real features, except for its claws and mane.

“One more time, Lan.” Mega Man held out his buster.
“Y-yeah.” Lan struggled to move his fingers, clutching his chips and PET. “Yeah!”
*8“…” The beast(let’s call it Gravebeast?)leaped at Mega Man in the blink of an eye. Its tail sliced the air. Mega Man evaded and shot a few rounds at it. Gravebeast leaped over and coiled its tail around Mega Man’s arm and tightened its grip!!

Several cuts appeared on his arm. He shot Gravebeast point-blank with a small bullet. It created a huge explosion, taking them both into smoke.
“Proto Man! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man turned into his Proto Man form and cut the monster a few more times for good measure. Gravebeast, having enough, leaped far off into the air and ripped its jaws wide open.

An elemental charge! It released a high-powered laser blast, glowing with the energy of all elements fused together into one. All Mega Man did was hold out his buster. The deadly assault was caught by his buster and TURNED INTO ENERGY. “Bad idea, dude!” Mega Man fired out one more arrow-blast. It anihlated Gravebeast instantly and Lan got himself a Gospel Breath chip.

ENEMY DELETED

(Music Index:
*1: BN3 “Surprise” Navi Battle Music
*2: Duo Final Boss Battle
*3: BN1 Start Theme Music
*4: BN3 Danger Music
*5: Silence
*6: BN6 Hero Music
*7: BN2 Boss Battle
*8: BN4 Boss Battle Remix

COMMENTARY: Yeah, I confused you ALL!!! AHAHAHA!! And it shall all be explained…in BN3, after about 22 chapters. YA-HAAAA!! I really suck.
Well, I succeeded in doing the following in this chapter:
1. Showing how powerful one of the strongest battle chips works.
2. Making Mega Man use a totally-new power(If you think about it, it’s kinda obvious. HINT: Think BN4-6)
3. I made a guy forget all about what bullet-proof glass is for.
4. I used an anime name for a character form I made.

Guys, Gospel isn’t weak. Mega Man’s just too strong. Form 1 was HALFWAY taken care of by one of the strongest weapons ever. Sure, it wasn’t at full power, like Mega Man said, but it’s still saying a lot. And he got that massive boost for killing form no.2. And finally, Gravebeast COULD have killed him if he didn’t avoid the first slash of Gravebeast’s tail, and he’s too strong compared to others as shown when his arm was SUPPOSED to be cut into several piecy-pieces. And that blast he finally released would destroy even a super-computer if it hadn’t have been compacted into energy for Meg-kun. Heh, Meg. So, in conclusion, Mega Man was crazy-powerful in this chapter. The end.

NEXT TIME: We’re all done and are saying our goodbyes to Battle Network 2, so we’re easing you into BN3. We’re gonna resolve everything in the easiest way possible! See you then! Tee hee.
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This is... The longest fan-fic I've even seen.

Good Job, Punk.

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