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I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF ANYBODY EVEN LIKES THIS THING ANYMORE. IF THEY DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO SAY THAT THEY LIKE THIS THING I SLAVE OVER HOURS ON END, THEN IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER. IF NOBODY LIKES IT, WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME?!
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Nemo, I only decided to write this thing after I joined; I wouldn't have written 3 volumes worth of story if I was doing this for myself. I don't heva that kind of willpower, as shown in 6 other stories of mine that lay unfinished. If nobody likes this crap, then it's over, Gospel dies, and Lan lives a normal life. And I thought that nobody here wanted that kind of thing. I really expected some people to say that they like this thing, but if nobody's said anything by now...you all have one month to decide if you like this or not, TREZ. If not, bye. I'll be leaving this forum if you guys don't speak up, and don't tell me that you're too lazy. If one hundred people look at this every time I post here, nobody can say they don't like this unless they're too lazy or stupid. I'm serious, in one month, I'll possibly be gone. Think about it.
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Guys, i'm sorry about all of the drama, I just felt like nobody was paying attention to me. I need some time to clear my head and will be returning the week of 10/1/08. Rejoyce.
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To show you guys that I'm actually typing this stuff up, I'm hastily posting what I have already. Expect more soon. When I'm donre, I'l change the lettering from red to blue.
CHAPTER 5: RAINBOW NINJA

A few weeks after the destruction of Yumland...
“Aah, a wonderous day at the GC.” sighed Lan. “Another day to visit my dad.”
“Another day to finish your project that I’ve been pestering about for the past few weeks.”
“No.” Lan went inside the building to find a large group of panicked scientists and other people that worked there. He walked over to a random man. “What’s happening?”
“The mother computer is being hacked!!” he answered, screaming and spitting at Lan accidentally. The mother comp was used to mediate the flow of the net in all of Den Town, so if it’s destroyed, a very large scientific center of knowledge is doomed!! For a few months. Until it’s fixed or whatever.
“Oh, no...” moaned Lan. “Great. Now I feel like I have to help fix it.” He went inside of the lobby elevator and went up to his dad’s lab.
“Dad, what’s happening to the computer?” Lan asked, barging into his dad’s lab-place. His dad turned, surprised to see him, his wonderful son.
“Hub! I’m glad to see that you’re alright!”
“Uh...”
“Um, I’m technically just a computer program that you BELIEVE is Hub, but that doesn’t mean that-“
“Mega Man, stop.”
”Sorry, Lan,” Mr. Hikari sighed, “it’s just that he’s always fighting high-ranked criminals and such.
“Well, as you now know, the computer’s been hacked by two navis believed to have destroyed the Yumland central internet.”
“Were they a ninja and a weird guy with scissors on his head?”
“I THINK I heard that. Although somebody talked about some weird guys ith blades for hands, but...”
”*sigh*Gosh, not Cut Man again. Where’s the computer being held?”
“Across the hall.” Lan turned and noticed a door labeled “Mother Comp”. A second sign under it read, “DO NOT OPEN. EVER!!”. “Look, Lan, I know that you’re even stronger than the number one netbattler in our country, but be careful. These guys’re tough. Froid and Chaud are inside already, so you have some backup.”
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Lan entered the door into a huge room with a large, cylindrical computer, stretching up to the ceiling. Inside were four smaller computers hooked up to the mother computer, and Froid(the Ice Man guy, if you’ve forgotten)and Chaud were inside, already jacked in.
“Froid-I mean, Mr. Froid? Chaud?”
“Hey, Lan! It’s you!” exclaimed Froid.
“Hmph. What took you so long?” sighed Chaud.
“So, we’re a team today.” assumed Lan.
“Yeah. Just jack in over there. But watch out for traps in the system-woah!!” Froid turned to Chaud. “He’s over by the brain! Hurry!!”
“Come on, Lan!! Go!” Lan was subjected to peer pressure!!
“Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!” Mega Man’s new playground was black with red, green and blue lines across the walls and ceilings, as circuit boards.
“Woah.” he said. “Wait, the others are already ahead?”
“Yeah. Just catch up to them. We jacked in at different points, so you could be far or close, depending.” Upon closer inspection, Mega Man was in a thin hallway leading up to a fork in the road.
Mega Man took a step forward...and some remobits immediately appeared behind him!!
“Um...oops?” He took another scared step forward and the remobits broke the ground where he just was. “Great. Oh well, still no problem,” Now he had a 50/50 chance of finding the correct pathway. He turned left-into a dead end. “Aw, man!” The remobits were closing in.
“Uh, air shoes! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man quickly dashed past the remobits and into the second pathway. It was...a second dead end.
“Crap!!” Mega Man released air shoes and fell to the ground. The floaty robo-heads turned toward each pathway. Instead of getting vaporized, Mega Man decided to jump down into the abyss of destroyed-floor-world.
“Mega Man?”
“Hi.” He had just fallen onto the floor below instead of getting zapped in the dead end. He beat the puzzle!!
“*whew*Please don’t scare me like that.” Then some clattering noises could be heard in the hallway.
“Lan, load up life sword three.” He cautiously inched forward.
“Fire, aqua, elec sword! Battle chips, in!!”
“Hm?” asked a familiar voice ahead. “Who’s there?” As Cut Man walked forward, Mega Man thrust his sword forward at him. “GAAH...” For some reason, Cut Man was green and had mini-shields on his arms. But who cares, he disappeared afterwards. And then a data packet fell as well.
“Huh?” Mega Man picked it up and it grew INTO HIS SKIN. “Wha-AAAAAH!! AHRGH!”
“Mega Man!! What’s wrong?!” asked Lan, worriedly.
“Some...thing fused with me. And I feel more powerful.”
“Woah! Look at yourself!!”
“What-GAAAAAH!!” He was red. With a big fist.
“Well, you LOOK okay. Just go on.”
“Um, alright?”
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Proto Man and Ice Man were in pitched combat with Shadow Man. He was yellow. He launched some electrically charged shurikens at Ice Man.
“Wha!!” Ice Man barely dodged. Hm, thought Shadow Man, This ‘change battery’ DOES work...
Suddenly Mega Man jumped in and released a flamethrower burst.
[size=7]BATTLE START[/size]

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Tanks, my Palmon Friend.
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Yo, everybody, I'm sorry about me not being here for so long, BUT, as a special Christmas gift, I'll have a special surprise planned...
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Wow, this story is amazingly funny! :D Hope you write more chapters soon!
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wow nice story love the chapters 9/10
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wow, nice story there, and funny too!

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SOOOO starting today for the next few days I'll be giving you all your SPECIAL SUPRISE!! I'm typing 1-2 chapters EACH DAY for 3 DAYS(or so, probably longer)!!! Merry Christmas, Hanukkah(izzat how you spell it?), Kwanza, New Years, St. Patrick's Day and ARBOR DAY!!
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Chapter Six: Smokin’!

“Hey Lan!” Mega Man said while Lan watched tv. “I got mail! I mean you got mail! I mean we-”
“Okay.” Lan sighed. “What’s it say?”
“It reads, ‘From the Official Electopian Netbattler’s association. Dear Lan Hikari and Mega Man.exe’ that’s me, ‘you have been cordially invited to participate in a meeting in Netopia to discuss the evil deeds of the net terrorism group ‘Gospel’. We have enclosed airplane tickets and hope to see you tomorrow.’ The end.
“We get to go to a cool foreign country! You could do your school project on Electopia!”
“No.” Lan resisted.
“Okay. Let’s tell your mom before we go suddenly.”

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After a tearful goodbye, Lan’s mom left a minor to fend for himself overseas. Lan, at the airport, waited by his gate in a rather uncomfy chair. “Wait...is that?” Lan asked himself.
“What Lan?”
“No...it couldn’t be.”
“Who is it?”
“It’s...Mr. Match.” Lan whispered.
“MATCH?!?!” Mega Man screamed!!
“Hm?” Mr. Match, several feet away, stopped and looked around. “Did somebody call my name?”
“Ahh, he’s coming this way!”
“AHH! CHILD MOLESTER! HIDE YOUR FACE!!” gasped Mega Man! Lan picked up a newspaper and read it in his lap.
“Is that...Lan Hikari?” Match asked. I never even saw HIM in person for long, how does he know what I look like? Lan asked himself.
“Uh...uh...maybe?”
“Hey, Lan!” Match exclaimed! “It’s been awhile! Haha! How’s it?”
“What?!”
“How’s it goin’, kiddo?”
“Um...good?”
“Great, great. How about a netbattle?” Lan did a double-take.
“Wait...you meet somebody after a long time and then jump into a NETBATTLE?! That’s so informal!!”
“Aren’t we all, aren’t we all...”Match dreamily sighed, paying no attention to Lan.
“Besides, where can we jack in?” Lan asked.
“Well, there’s the chair right next to you, my electronic briefcase and the auto-drier in the men’s room.”
“Um...I’ll...take the breifcase,” Lan said quietly.
“Alrighty! Jack in, Lan, Heat Man’s already in the briefcase.” Match announced smugly.
“But doesn’t that sound like you were prepared for me?” asked Lan.
“Don’t be ridiculous.” Lan reluctantly jacked into the briefcase.
“Jack in! Mega Man, execute!” Mega Man was sent into a normal-looking area. Nothing stood out. Except for a matchbox-based fire navi that we all hate.
“Hey, you’re not Fire Man, hey.” Mega Man laughed.
“Yeah! I’m Heat Man, Fire Man’s bro.” he smiled.
“Yep, I have three different fire navis at my disposal!” smiled Match. They both smiled in an eerie way.
“Uh, okay, pyro-fetish-guy. Let’s go.”
“Aqua Custom Style!!” Mega Man seemingly randomly yelled. Then he was hit by a large, bluish column of light. When it cleared he was in Aqua Cust format.
“Woahwoahwoah! How’d ya do that?” asked Heat Man.
“Uh...I dunno. It’s hard to explain.”
“Works for me!” yelled Match! “Have at’cha!!”
BATTLE START
“Lavaline! Battle chip, in!” A large row of panels along the area became lava! Heat Man would never be harmed by this since he’s a FIRE-type navi.
“Hi-cannon x3!” Mega Man yelled. Not Lan, Mega Man. His arm became a large blue cannon.
“Woah!!” Heat Man exclaimed. The cannon fired and Heat Man’s matchbox body closed, protecting him from all harm. Then it reopened. “How’d ya do that?”
“Oh, that’s why I transformed. So that I can do this.” Mega Man naively told him. “Now I can use any battle chip I’ve ever used before.”
“Oh. Okay.”
“Lavaline, lavaline, lavaline, lavaline! Battle chips, in!!” A complex star-shaped pattern appeared along the floor. Mega Man, however, wasn’t affected, because...
“Airshoes!” He began to float. Cool. “Buster Up!” Mega Man was slowing down now. “Aw crap! Already?!” He began floating closer to the ground. He fired off a few rounds of high-speed bubblers. Heat Man closed again and protected himself. “You suck!! Stop it!” he ordered.
“Big red wave! Battle chip, in!!” Heat Man held up his arms and the lava began bubbling. Then it erupted skyward!
“Woah!”
“How the-” Lava began branching out from the main columns and came at Mega Man!
“Yeah!” Match roared in victory! “Normally this chip makes the lava spread out forward, but fire navis can control it as they wish! It’s over!”
“Shut up.” grunted Lan. “It’s not over yet, so screw that.” He took out a battle chip. Mega Man was trying to dodge as best as he could around the lava flows, but he wasn’t escaping unscathed; he was burned in several parts of his body. He didn’t have enough time to call out something like bubble wrap.
“It might be over(Gah!)for real, actually!” Mega Man inferred.
“Shut up!! Geyser! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man recieved his chip data.
“How’s this gonna help?!” They had always passed that chip up since they normally had no chance to use it. In the anime-like world, geyser only helps while there’s a puddle nearby, and then it has to be near an enemy to help at all. “Geyser sucks! We’ll never be able to use it!” Mega Man said weeks ago.
“Launch some water out!” Lan ordered. Mega Man was almost out of energy to use. He used the last of his energy to leap up several dozen feet in the air. The lava below swarmed around and became the shape of a giant, roaring dragon. Of course it can’t make sounds, but its mouth was open.
“BLAAAAH!!” He blasted out a huge torrent of water and tossed his geyser pellet into it. The water bursted out in several directions and flew around the dragon at all angles. Mega Man was focusing his mind to control it.
“Woah...” gasped Heat Man. The dragon was put out and turned into solid stone. Then the remaining water flew at Heat Man. “THAT’S TOTALLY SMOKIIIIIIIN’!” he screamed. The water consumed him like an ocean spray taking out a small, stupid-looking ship. But there was no explosion sound from Heat Man. No Heat Man battle chip, either. Heat Man’s box opened. Then Mega Man jabbed his gigantic cannon into his face.
“Power Cannon.” he whispered. Heat Man tried to close his box up. The gigantonormous blue bazooka was jamming the box, since it was semi-inside of it. Then he tried to close it a few more times.
“That’s totally hot,” Heat Man said. The cannon fired.
ENEMY DELETED
“Wow, Lan! Amazing match!” Match congratulated.
“Thanks, I guess. You’re SURE you aren’t still evil?” Lan asked.
“Nope.”
“Really? Because you tried to burn down several houses, including mine, and you kidnapped and killed my Mr. Program. The red one.”
“That’s all water under the bridge, Lan! Don’t worry about that!” I should have been saying that to YOU when YOU were supposed to ask ME about that, thought Lan.
“Well...okay.”
“So we’re both goin’ to Netopia! We can sit together on the plane, like brothers with a huge age gap! Yeah!”
“Uh, Netopia? I thought that this plane went to CHOINA!” Lan improvised.
“Choina?” Match asked. “Well, I guess I’ll see ya some other time! G’bye!” He ran away and tried to find the correct plane.
“Oh yeah!” cheered Mega Man. “Good one! That child molester will NEVER see US again!”
“You can bet on THAT!”

COMMENTARY:Well, it’s been a while since I did this. Let’s start at the beginning.
I mentioned the project again! Woo. Plus I mentioned how a child shouldn’t be sent across the world by himself like that. They should have thought about that before putting it in the game.
AHH! Michael Jackson! I mean Match! Equally scary after the 80’s. He’s definitely the most annoying character. And Match is also annoying.
Notice how Lan screwed up the newspaper gag and how EVERYTHING has a jack-in port.
I didn’t go in-depth about Heat Man...wait for the secret in late BN3(I’m still not up to that point yet, but it’s shocking). I had fun explaining Aqua Cust Style. And Heat Man’s blocker is annoying. Heck, EVERYTHING’S annoying, apparently.
Lavaline and not Lavastage? Match’s a cheapskate.
Blaaaah is one of the last battle cries he’ll make. Mega Man’s growing up!
Heheh, Lan screwed up Match’s travel plans. Heheh. But karma strikes back in BNs’ 3,4 and 6. Take that, Lan.

PREVIEW: A two-part saga! The seige at the Electopian Officials’ Meeting!! Who will not survive? Maybe Clone Man? Or Weather? Plus an old enemy returns as an ally! If you figure out who it is before the next chapter is posted you win a cookie! All new, next time!!
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Chapter Seven: Dungeons and...Spookies?

After a six-hour time period of riding a plane and waiting in the airports combined...
“Lan, mail. From the Official Netbattle Guys. It says for us to come to come to the Netcastle in Net City. The meeting place is there. The password is ‘Alpha’ for when we see an Official Dude. We need to get there now and the guys gave us taxi fare. Hey, twenty thousand zennys!”
“But why does everything but the taxi have ‘net’ in it...?”
Lan went outside to hail a taxi and paid him 20,000 Z! Afterwards he went inside the castle.There were several people exploring a Victorian-era castle in its full glory with beautiful artworks everywhere. It was now some sort of museum. There was a serious-looking man in a cool black suit and equally cool glasses. His jet-black hair was swept back and neat. He had an Official Netbattler Badge on his coat. Lan approached him.
“Uh, Alpha?”
“Proceed.” The man pushed open a section of wall that moved like a door. Who would’ve noticed that without leaning on it? The wall led to a tunnel illuminated by a bright room about twenty meters away. Lan entered and the door closed. The room was some sort of board room for the meeting! There were some familiar faces...and all but one he didn’t know at all. But there was Chaud! The Proto Man guy, remember? There were representatives of several major countries: (* = Entirely new people/navis)
CHAUD AND PROTO MAN ~ ELECTOPIA
JENNIFER AND ROSE ~ YUM LAND*
RAOUL AND THUNDER MAN ~ NETOPIA
QU FANG AND DRAGON MAN ~ CHOINA*
(PRINCESS)CREAM PRIDE AND KNIGHT MAN ~ CREAM LAND(NOTE: She’s named after her country due to lack of official first name(?))
MARCUS AND BARRIER MAN ~ SHARO*
YAHOOT AND WEATHER ~ NETFRICA* (NOTE: Yahoot wasn’t a KNOWN member of WWW)
“Humph. So you made it,” said Chaud.
“Why was I invited?” Lan asked.
“Because,” said the man from earlier, entering the door, “if you were an official of your country, then Chaud wouldn’t even be here. Only the tops of every country are here today. You’re unaligned so you don’t count.”
LUCAS MICHAELS AND CLONE MAN ~ NETOPIA
“I’m Lucas Michels and I’m right now the leading figure of Netopia’s force.”
“Then what happened to Baryl?” asked Raoul. “Why am I here if you’re above me, Lucas?”
“Baryl’s busy these days. Your skill is also equal to mine, so to be safe I decided to invite both of us.” He turned to everyone else. “The meaning of this council is to discuss further measures to be taken against Gospel. Let’s begin by talking about Yum Land’s tragedy.” He turned to Jennifer.
“We MUST have more relief funds. Over half of the country has been without electricity since the incident and has been rebuilding slowly. At this rate we’ll hit 80% proficiency in a year.”
“Noted.” Lucas said, jotting down something on a notepad.
“I was, as you know, one of the operators to delete those navis that destroyed Yum Land,” said Chaud. “The navis Shadow Man and Cut Man attempted to destroy the main computer for Electopia. Maybe they’re attempting to kill off our countries one by one with one or two navis at a time. This proves their power.”
“I agree.” chimed Pride.
“I second that,” Qu Fang said.
“I third?” Lan accidentally said.
“But,” Chaud suddenly interrupted, “maybe that isn’t their main objective. They could be trying to do something else. Now the main navis used for the bigger missions were mercenaries, as I’ve heard from reports. This shows that either Gospel is weak and needs high-ranked assasins to do the dirty work for them, or they’re deliberately not showing us their true powers for a reason.
“Gospel may still have its better tools. But seeing as Quick Man would only be a warm-up, it might not be likely. Gospel maybe released weak agents first in an attempt to make us undermine their power and believe they’re weak. They have some agents left with high-power ratios and they could destroy the internet together if they had large enough numbers.
“Now I’ll bring you back to the point of Yum Land and Electopia’s attacks. The last area of Yum Land hit was holding an elemental program held in case of emergency called the ‘Change Battery’. The Mother Computer has a high-defense capability system defending the main program. Gospel wants to steal different major power sources and use them for something like the WWW’s Life Virus!” Suddenly the floor opened up and everybody fell.
“WOOOOOOAH!”

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Lan woke up inside of a dark, damp dungeon-like area. He slowly rose to his feet. “...WHO OPENS A MUSEUM INSIDE OF A CASTLE AND DOESN’T TAKE OUT THE TRAPDOORS?!” The yell echoed for a few moments.
“Hi Lan!” greeted Mega Man. “You were out for exactly two hours, eight minutes and four seconds on the dot. There’s a clock in here, plus there’re games here, too. That’s why I’m not bored.”
“Woah. The PET has games?” Lan asked. “WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FUN AND GAMES IN A PLACE OF DEATH?!?!”
“I dunno. Let’s get out?”
“Okay.” Just then the phone mode activated. “Hi?”
“Lan.” It was Chaud.
“What happened? Are you okay?”
“I’m fine. We all fell down a floor into the dungeon of the castle. This was planned, since the floor was reinforced with several feet of concrete. The dungeon’s been fixed up in recent years so that fools who came down here could get out of the traps.”
“Traps?”
“Yes. Every room is outfitted with a specific trap and has a jack-in area to turn it off. I don’t know why nobody would just remove the traps...anyways, I managed to turn off my first trap and found that the cyber spaces have been tampered with. They all have been enlarged and inhabited with viruses.”
“You mean they made it bigger by enlarged, right? It’s a longer path instead of being fatter through enlargement?”
“Yeah. I’m going to tell the others about this now.” Chaud hung up. Hm, thought Lan, did he call me first? This means I’m close with him, ha ha! That Chaud...
“Oh, that Chaud,” said Mega Man, “you never know what he’s gonna do next. Let’s go.” They exited their apparently small room and entered a bigger space. Spikes lunged out of the floor on Lan’s fifth step.
“WAUGH!” he screamed in surprise. “Okay, so where’s that jack-in port?” Lan spied a control box on the wall to the left. “Jack in! Mega Man, execute!” He entered a depressingly bleak computer space with ghost related viruses everywhere. A spooky loomed ever-closer to him.
“Ahh! A spooky!” he said in fear(not very loudly or in a scared manner)!
“Brave sword! Battle Chip, in!” Mega Man’s arm turned into a thin, long, reddish sword with a wide, round tip.
“HURYAH!” He turned into Heat Guts style and charged into battle.

“I’m getting tired of this. Let’s use the 1337 hackzors skill.”
“Alright.” Proto Man’s navi coding split itself apart into binary code and dissapeared. It reappeared by a rather large switch. He pressed it and went away to locate the next one in the network close to Chaud.

“LIGHTNING!” A rock cube near Thunder Man was stricken by electricity from the sky. The energy reflected off of it in all directions, clearing the area of most of its viruses.

Barrier Man, steel colored(and made of it, too)with a rhino horn on his head where his nose would be, was surrounded by viruses. Many spookies and shadows charged for him. “NOW!” called Marcus! The area around Barrier Man was punctured by shields erupting from the ground. They all had blades attatched to the front of them, so they can actually hurt when you hit them. Many viruses smashed into them and were deleted. The others stayed back. Then the shields dashed off on the ground like if they had wheels. All of the viruses were deleted.

“HUAH!” Dragon Man slashed through a shadow. He was a light-green scaled dragon with a black vest. The vest was lined with red threads. He slashed through many viruses in a martial-arts proficiency at super-fast speeds. “HEHAHUAH! HEYARGH!” He was having no problem at all.

Rose was a dainty young teenager-ish navi with long red hair. She was dressed in green garb, designed after a flower. The back had a large collar area in red that stretched up past her head. She repeatedly shot thorny vines out from her sleeves and ahnilated several viruses. “Now!” called Jennifer. “Eden’s garden! Battle chip, in!!” Rose floated into the air and hovered. A few viruses got directly under her to see under her skirt. What perverted programing. Then the area glowed green and vines sprouted everywhere at lightning-fast speeds. All viruses died off with a grotesque cry.

Weather was another girl navi. She had purple shoulder-height hair, a purple scarf over a brown dress and a wooden staff with a grey gem inside. “Blizzard! Battle chip, in!”
“Hah!” Weather smacked her staff down. The gem glowed blue. A huge ice storm blew through the majority of the area and froze all of the viruses. Then she lightly skipped to the control switch and pressed it.”Mission accomplished!”

Clone Man. Small and blue with almost no bodily features. He had a single horn in the back of his head that blended in with his body. His eyes were small and yellow and his fingers looked fat and clumsy. Altogether he looked like he weighed about seven pounds. He came close to the main button as many viruses tried to block his way. He got a running start and did a slashing movement with his arm. Water droplets sprayed out and formed exact duplicates if himself. They both ran out too and the original used them as platforms to jump off of. Then as he flew over the viruses he sprayed some more water, drenching the button, and then new copies pushed in the button with the sudden weight placed on them.

Knight Man. We all know what he looks like; fat, armored with a mace arm. He appeared at the start of the area. “Eagle hunter! Battle chip, in!” A small brown eagle appeared on his shoulder.
“Foind the button.” he ordered in an overly-english accent. The eagle flew off as it was told and got height advantage over the area. From high above it spied the button. It swooped back down to its master and screeched in his ear. “Thonk yeu.” Yes, it sounds exactly as it’s written. He blasted out his chain mace and it flew straight to the button and smashed it. The trap was deactivated.

These guys’re good.

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A few rooms later Lan got a call. “Hello?”
“Lan.” It was Chaud. “I just got word that Jennifer, Marcus and Pride’re down.”
“How? And how’d you hear that?”
“I gave them my business card earlier.”
“You have a-never mind. Are they alright?”
“No. I only got their last words before succumbing to...whatever...but I know that there’s a spy sent out to get us here.”
“WHAT?!” Lan screamed. “The Gospel agent’s HERE?!”
“I suspect that they were here so that during the meeting they could get important info about us and stop us from spreading our own knowledge. Now the list of suspects is narrowed down to Yahoot, Lucas and Raoul.”
“What about the other guy?”
“No, I met up with him as somebody else called me. He’s clean. Just watch out.” Chaud hung up.
“Hm. Heard that?” Lan asked Mega Man.
“Uh, duh. I’m the phone.”
“Well we’d better be more careful for now on! Let’s just go.” Lan headed off into the next room. The FIRE room! Yahoot was standing in the middle of a small ring of flames and trying to get rid of it.
“Urgh!” he grunted. “Electric shock! Battle chip, in!!”
“Hey! Are you okay?!” Lan asked. Yahoot turned to him and stared at him in disbelief. “Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!” Weather was surrounded by spookies that kept licking her with painful tounges! What perverted viruses.
“Yah!” Mega Man sliced through a large number of them with a shield(wood shield)and pulled Weather to safety. ”Now!” he ordered.
“Uh, okay!” Weather tapped her staff down and it glowed yellow. An enormous lightning storm gathered. It shocked down all the immediate viruses. Then Mega Man zoomed over to the button and smashed it with his fist. Weather stared at him in an obsessed sort of way.

The fires died down. Yahoot was safe. He jacked out and collapsed. He struggled to catch his breath. “Th-thank you.” he thanked.
“No prob.”
“But why did you decide to help me?”
“What do you mean?”
“I was in WWW! I was Magic Man’s operator!” Remember: nobody ever really saw Yahoot much.
“Oh. Are you angry that I deleted Magic Man?”
“No, I am not. I was able to use his remaining data to create a sorceress navi, so he still lives...as a girl...I suppose...” Yahoot felt kinda depressed now.
“Well...I’m not angry at you for the same reason that you’re not angry at me. I like making friends, even out of old enemies. Like Chaud. And Dex, don’t forget about Dex.” Yahoot struggled to figure out who Dex was. “So let’s start over?” Lan held out his hand. Yahoot took it and Lan helped him back up to his feet.
“Yes. Let’s start over. Now back there,” he pointed to the other entrance from where Lan entered. “is a fork in the road. If we take it we may get out of here.”
“Then what’re we waiting for?” The two new friends went out into the deep dungeon which you could for some reason see through.
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They came to a final flight of stairs leading to a flood of light! “We’re almost there!” said Lan. “We made it!”
“Almost.” said Chaud. He, Qu Fang and Lucas stepped down from the stairs. “Lan, you were the only one that has enough strength and imagination to delete the other navis.”
“What? What are you talking about?” Lan asked. “Is this some kind of a joke?”
“No,” Qu Fang bluntly said. “The others reported being struck by a high-energy based attack, similar to Mega Man’s mega buster. Mega Man’s the only navi whose charged attack is just a larger version of his normal buster.”
“We that just sounds stupid the way you put it.” Mega Man complained.
“You’re under arrest under my power.” Lucas said. He took out a set of handcuffs.
“No!” Yahoot stepped in front of Lan. “Lan would never do such a thing! He’s as pure as-”
“New fallen snow?”
“Yes, just like that!” Lucas punched Yahoot in the face.
“You’re going too for being an accomplice.” Lucas was obviously the bad cop of the group.
“Wait.” Chaud smiled. “I have an idea. How about first we delete Mega Man and Weather before arresting these two. They could easily escape the prison network with their power. Killing two birds with one stone, you could put it.”
“Fine.” Lucas jacked into a wall panel nearby. Everybody else jacked in silently. Lan and Yahoot knew what they were fighting for.
BATTLE START

COMMENTARY: This was one of the funnest chapters to type up due to all of the stuff I added from the original! Like the navi battle scenes.
My mind forced me to make them like this, but Lucas is supposed to look like Maes Hughes from Full Metal Alchemist and Qu Fang looks like Lin Yao from the aforementioned series. If you don’t know what they look like, google up a picture.
I had fun creating the navis. Plus I came up with a reason for Baryl not being created in BN2. And Yahoot apparently joined the Officials because after the loss of Magic Man he felt remorse for what he had done. And seriously, in BN2 I didn’t find Pride’s first name ANYWHERE!! If I missed it, call me an idiot and tell me what it is. But if it’s from BN5, just tell me what it is since I don’t have Colonel version.
Chaud showed both his smartness and his use of the 1337 Hackzor skill.
I’M SORRY ABOUT THE PERVERTED SPOOKIES!! FORGIVE ME!! *Finish him!* Spurt. FATALITY. Gleh. Dead. But at least the Mega Man spooky-fear came from the anime that I dislike.
And I like Weather way more than Magic Man.

NEXT TIME: It’s part two of the Net Dungeon arc(can it even be called a story arc if it’s only two parts long?)! The long-awaited rematch between Mega Man and Proto Man begins in a no-holds barred match to the death! The officials go all-out!! You just CAN’T miss it!
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I made this extra story because I felt like it. Enjoy.

Bob’s Bobbing Bob Adventures With Bob!!

Chapter One: The Grocery Store

Bob the stick man lived in a house. It was a nice house. It looked exactly like it was drawn by a five-year old. Even the smoke puffs looked like squiggles from the chimney.. So One day he walked over to his refrigerator. He wanted a sandwich because he was hungry. “Boy, am I hungry for some sandwiches,” he said. He opened up his refrigerator; it was empty. “Oh yeah.” he remembered. “I ATE all of my food, heheh. I’d better go get some more.” He walked in the direction of the hidden garage door, as it seems there’s no garage to his house when there really is. And then he tumbled down the stairs, cracking several bones in his body. “Ow,” he groaned. “Now I have to go to the hospital.” Bob limped past the phone he had and went into the garage. It was dark and cold and had a black hummer car in it.

He stepped inside and turned the key to the car. It made large engine noises! “AHH!” Bob leaped out of the car, thinking it was a monster. Then he realized it wasn’t three minutes later and stepped inside again. He backed out his hummer through the garage door wall and bricks were lain out everywhere. Then the car stopped. “Aw, crap. Outta gas.” As you know, hummers suck with milage. Why do people like them? WHY?!

Bob stepped out of his car and started pushing it. “There’s a gas station by the freeway,” he sighed. “If I can make it there, I’ll be alright!” By now Bob had completely forgotten about the hospital and focused on getting food. After four hours of pushing the car he had made the mile it took to get to the gas station! He pushed his car by a gas pump. He began filling the car with gas and saw the gas meter go up to ’30 gallons’ and ‘$500.75’. Bob took out his wallet and counted out money. “Oh, shoot.” he complained, “I’m a quarter short. I’ll have to rush back home now.” He began dashing back to his house and found a thirty dollar bill on a table. “Oh boy, thirty dollars!” Then Bob shivered a bit. He looked at the thermostat. It read ’78 degrees’.
“Uh-oh, it’s COLD in here!” He turned the thermostat up to ‘104 degrees’. “That should do it.” Then he left the house and returned to the gas station. He paid for his gas and climbed into his car. There was a quarter sitting on the driver’s seat. Bob slowly turned to the screen and shrugged. “I didn’t expect that.” Then he finally, after FIVE FREAKIN’ HOURS drove to the grocery store. The parking lot was completely full. “Oh, come on, who goes to the grocery store at this time of night?” Bob asked himself. He drove around the parking lot, looking at every row of equally ugly cars lined up perfectly. With each ugly row his temper flared a bit more. Eventually he was annoyed. Suddenly a car zoomed away! “YES!!” he cried! Then just before his car could take the space another car took it instead. “DARN IT!!” he cursed! Eventually he decided to park the car across the street at about 1 in the morning. He climbed out of his car into the warm, night air. It was a nice summer night. He crossed the street and the crowded fugly parking lot and entered the grocery store.

The Grocery Store(tm) was a bright, happy area full of food. The area was brightly lit and the people all smiled. Bob geot a shopping cart with a flier inside. The handle of the grocery cart read ‘The Grocery Store(tm)’. The flier had a bunch of deals you could find at The Grocery Store(tm). “Ooh, Bargain Dash(tm) ice cream is on sale!” Bob exclaimed. “One gallon for $6.98! Originally...$6.99! So what?”
“Hey you,” said a teenager that looked like a very nice person, smiling like everyone else, “shut up and die!” She proceeded to walk away from Bob, leaving him open-mouthed in shock. He turned towards an anthropomorphic weasel pushing his own cart.
“D-d-did you j-just see that?!” Bob cried. The smiling weasel turned to him.
“If you don’t leave me alone, I’ll break your face and eat your children and wife.” he smiled.
“But I don’t have children or a wife.”
“You do now!” A stick lady with two stick children appeared.
“Get outta here!” Bob shooed them away from the grocery store. “Now let’s jjust for get everything that just happened here.” He pushed his cart over to the fruit and vegetable area. He saw a red cabbage for $3.194. He stared at its price tag in disgust and put it back. He noticed some spinach for $3.19. He took that instead. He also found an apple for $7.84 and an orange for $1.29; he took an orange. He then went to the meats area nearby. He got a whole ham for $0.001. He wanted to find out what that was all about. Then he got to the bread aisle. “Now it’s time to get some whole grain bread!” he yelled.


He scrolled the aisle; 50% whole grain, 75% whole grain, whole grain banana nut, cranberry whole grain, cinnamon swirl whole grain, pimento loaf whole grain, 25% whole grain, 10% whole grain-
He took the 10% one. It costed...$16.87?! He ran back to the 75% bread. It costed...$3.12?! What a random number?! Besides it costed WAY less than the one with LESS grain!! “WHAT THE HEEEEECK?!?!” Bob roared! The teenager girl appeared behind him, smiling.
“I told you to shut up and die. Maybe we can try targeting the other one...”

“AHH! WHY DO YOU LOOK SO NICE BUT CONCEAL SUCH A BLACK HEART?!” Bob asked.
“I’ll take this side!” said the weasel. It was now holding a ginormous scythe.
“Why are you all still smiling?” Bob asked, shaking with fear. “Why do you want to kill me?”
“Because you disturb the natural order of all that is good.” The girl was now holding a claymore in her hands.
“WAAAAAUGH!” Bob took off running toward the weasel. He got his sickle ready... Then Bob ran back for his grocery cart and kept running at the weasel.
“You can’t win-” Bob ran over the weasel with his grocery cart and stole his scythe.
“*gasp* Ittadakumasuchinorisayotokiaburame!!” she cried. She held the broken body of the weasel, limp and lifeless. She cried while smiling. She stared at Bob who ran to the next aisle. “Kill him.” All of the other people who smiled in the whole store’s eyes glowed red. They turned to where bob was now.

He was in the ice cream aisle. He stopped running and opened the freezer door that housed the Bargain Dash(tm) ice cream and got blue raspberry flavor. “There’s always time for ice cream,” he announced, “so buy your Bargain Dash today!(tm).” Wait, just what is all this crap, a dangerous area such as this and you take time to add in a comercial?! What the heck?

From both sides of the aisle, many evil smiling people ran over to block his way. Bob took a plastic bag from a nearby bag of Bagger(tm) brand bags. He put his food into the bag and charged into battle! Then everybody took out guns and pointed them at Bob. “Holy crap!” he cried, ”guns ALWAYS beat blade objects!” All of the people simultaneously fired at Bob. Hundreds of guns blasted bullets at him. The area was filled with smoke. But then the smoke faded away and revealed Bob, still alive, with a cool gauntlet on his left arm! A small fairy popped out and floated near his face, the Zelda kind with the blue light sphere body.
“Hi, I’m a fairy.” she said. “I came from the scythe you were carrying.”
“That’s nice.” Bob sighed.
“KEEP FIRING!!” ordered the evil smiling teen. Everybody continuously fired at Bob. He got hit by most of the bullets.
“So why did it turn into a glove on my left hand?” asked Bob.
“That’s because it’s the Super-Magi Bladeh Death Tool!” the fairy answered.
“But I’m RIGHT-HANDED!!” Bob cried.
“You can will it to turn into any weapon you desire.”
“But this is my WEAK hand!”
“Well screw you, just kill these guys an get outta here!” Bob held out his left hand, his body covered in gun wounds, and it turned into a pistol!
“Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!!” He swung his food bag over his shoulder and shot at the crowd. A marble fell out onto the floor from the gun. “HUH?!”
“Sorry, but you can’t use REAL guns yet, you have to train alot with the blades first. THEN you can be awesome.”
“I can use a scythe but not a gun?!”
“Not anymore!” the fairy chimed. “Since you turned the scythe into a gauntlet you must create a new save file and go through your adventure again.”
“WHA?!”

“By turning the scythe into the gauntlet you erased your save file.”
Bob slowly turned to the screen, bullets whizzing through him. “I didn’t expect that,” he shrugged. “THIS IS A FREAKIN’ VIDEO GAME?!”
“Kinda, but if you don’t do something soon you might actually take a fatal hit. You have to start with the lowest grade weapon in the memory, the short sword.” Suddenly the fairy was shot by a bullet and exploded in a bloody mess.
“OH NO!” Bob screamed. “Well, let’s take this baby for a spin.” His left arm turned into a glowing, blue sword of a small size. He ran up to an old lady and cut her. A huge energy shockwave completely erased her body. “HOW THE HECK IS THIS LOWER GRADE THAN THE SCYTHE?!” Bob screamed with his eyes bulging out of his head. More bullets fired at him and he deflected them with his blade. He made another energy shockwave and erased some more people. Then he jumped into the air. “Finisher: Blade Universal!!” The area turned dark like space and several star-like pictures appeared with galaxies. Bob floated and everybody stopped moving. Swords flew out from every possible angle at everybody. Then Bob landed again. Everyone but two people were gone(a cashier and the evil teen).

“BOB lost five MAGIC POINTS.” said a random voice.
“WHAT THE HECK ARE MAGIC POINTS?!” Bob zoomed in at the cashier. He gave him his $29 dollar bill and quarter. Then the cashier gave him back a $17.469 dollar bill. “What’s the meaning of all this extra change?”
“The bag you took only costed a few cents. You paid for the whole bag, and so I gave you back what you really needed.” the cashier explained.
“Thank you.” Bob ran out of the store. It was daytime now. He took off his gauntlet and threw it down on the concrete, hard. It broke. “You mean to tell me I was here for several hours?!” He walked over to his car. The two smiling people walked over to the door and tried to open it. The door was jammed. They frowned. Then the whole building exploded, leaving a towering inferno in its wake.
Bob turned to the screen and shrugged. “I didn’t expect that.” He climbed into his car...only to discover that it was out of gas. “Aw, man. Not again.” He climbed out and began pushing it in an attempt to get more gas again. His bag in his hand, he pushed the several-ton truck into a traffic lane and stopped up traffic for the world with his slowness. I sure do hope that the ice cream doesn’t melt while I’m doing this, he thought. For the next few hours he played in a race against time against the sun. And the sun won. By alot.

Bob stood by the gas pump, his bag full of melted ice cream. He started pumping gas into his hummer. The gas filled up slowly. Bob unpatiently tapped his foot up and down. “I sure hope that my ice cream doesn’t evaporate while I’m doing this.” he sighed. Finally his car had all 30 gallons in it(his car gets 15 gallons to the mile), and the screen told him that he needed to pay $17.468 for it this time. Bob scratched his head. He was her last time, so why wasn’t it $500.75 like last time?

Bob sat in his hummer, holding his new hay-penny(1/10 of a penny). “So that’s what everybody was talking about,” he said. Suddenly a smell of blue raspberry ice cream filled the car. Bob stopped, making many people behind him angry, and looked at his ice cream container. It was empty! “OH NO!” Bob screamed! “IT EVAPORATED! BUT I CAN STILL EAT IT AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME!!” He began driving again and kept stretching his head around to try to eat the air containing blue raspberry taste. His car kept swerving because he couldn’t hold steady like that.

Finally he finished his ice cream, his belly full and cold. He arrived by his house...which was on fire! “AHH!” Bob cried. He ran out of his hummer which was running out of gas. Several fire fighters were busy fighting the fire. “What happened?!” Bob cried. A fire fighter turned and looked at him. She looked exactly like the teenager from the grocery store!
“We suspect it’s because a thermostat overheated and blew up,” she said. “You won’t BELIEVE how often that happens. But for now on keep your thermostat at a NORMAL temperature.” Suddenly the house exploded, leaving no traces of its existance.
“YEAH!” yelled a fire fighter!
“We did it!” another one said.
“All done, let’s go.” said the girl look-alike(she wasn’t the real one). All of the fire fighters left. Bob was left to deal with his lost house now.
He turned toward the screen slowly and shrugged. “I didn’t expect that.” Then he got hit by a bowling ball.
“Don’t use catch phrases, jerk!” the guy said.
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CHAPTER 8: True Rage Mode

Mega Man, Weather, Proto Man, Dragon Man and Clone Man all jacked into the castle network as it should have been, normal but stony.
“Mega Man, Wood Shield!” Mega Man transformed into Wood Shield style. Weather and Dragon Man were startled by his sudden transformation.
“How did you-”
“I’ll possibly explain later.” Mega Man sternly said. Then he turned to Proto Man. “Yo Proto Man, what’re we doing here? It seems like there aren’t any ghosts here.”
“WAAAAUGH!” Lan bellowed. “How could you rush into battle without knowing WHY?!”
“I dunno-” Dragon Man and Proto Man came at close range to slash at Mega Man.
“Woody powder! Battle chip, in!!” Yahoot said.
Mega Man leaped out of the way from the twin slash attacks(the two enemies did NOT hit each other when Mega Man got away)and Weather tapped her staff on the ground. Clone Man jumped up, high into the air(he can do this since he’s so light)and spread water by the officials. Weather tapped her staff on the ground and blasted a barrage of seeds at her foes. The water grew into Clone Men and took the attack for its allies.
“Hiyah!” Proto Man ran for Weather to commence with a counter-slash. No! thought Yahoot, Weather isn’t made for close combat! Her ability is great for long-ranged combat, but her defensive power is terrible! She can’t take a single sword attack, unlike Magic Man...
Proto Man appeared behind Weather and slashed. He hit nothing. Mega Man carried Weather in his arms to safety; he had just saved her. “Thanks,” she said.
“Don’t MENTION IT!” He threw Weather at Clone Man, adding some spins to her trajectory.
“HOW COULD YOU?!” Lan screamed!
“Lan, I’ve got it covered!” Weather assured. As she flew she released a seed attack! AT her speed,the damage would be greatly amplified! 
“Shield! Battle chip, in!!” Proto Man jumped in front of Clone Man and shielded the blow for him. Then he appeared next to Weather(remember, he does the teleport slash sometimes)and sliced. But he missed. Mega Man punched him, setting him off-balance, cutting the air helplessly. Dragon Man hovered above and placed his arms ahead of himself.
“NOW!” he ordered.
Qu Fang took out a sparkling gold battle chip. “Pearl of Wisdom! Battle chip, in!!” Everybody in the room except for Lan and Mega Man froze for a moment. This was one of the thirteen most powerful battle chips created, this one was the pure wind elemental. It would create a blast that would shake the whole area and tear anything to shreds.
Dragon Man’s energy flowed into his hands and it formed into a giant pearl. The lighting in the area darkened.
“What’s happening?” Mega Man asked.
“It performs area grab on its targets before firing,” Clone Man said. “You can’t avoid this burst.”
“TARGET MEGA MAN!!” Qu Fang ordered! The pearl-holder turned his weapon to face Mega Man.
“Guard! Battle chip, in!” Lan said.
“Lan, that won’t work.” Yahoot explained. “That’s too weak to deflect it!” Mega Man paid no attention. He materialized his shield...and threw it at Dragon Man like a frisbee. His head was completely taken off and was deleted.
“NOOO!!” Qu Fang wailed! “Dragon Man...” he gave one last gasp before fainting.
“...”
“...”
“...>_<...”
“Okay...”
All of the navis stood at the ready, standing still.
“Go now, Mega Man!” Lan ordered. “Stop standing around, your life depends on this!”
“I can’t move!” Mega Man complained.
“Of course,” Weather said, “We can’t move since the freezing capabilities would have worn off when Dragon Man fired at you, but we can’t do anything since it COULDN’T fire, so we have to wait to figure out if we can even move.”
“Brilliant deduction.” Lucas congratulated. “You’re right, but if Mega Man could move HIS arms, then...” Clone Man swung his arm and about twelve water droplets flew out at Weather.
“Ugh!” Weather was struck by the clones, and was flung to the ground. “HELP!!” The three navis stood on standby, considering their options.
If Mega Man tries to help Weather, then I can set up a sneak attack from behind, thought Clone Man.
When Mega Man dives in to help that girl, I’ll wait until the action’s over and strike her through, thought Proto Man.
When I get my chance, I’ll have to run in and rip those guys off of her since shooting’ll only hurt her, thought Mega Man.
Suddenly the restriction was released. “GO!!”
Mega Man ran over to Weather who had almost been beaten unconscious by the Clone Men. He kicked them all off in one big blow sending them to Clone Man. Clone Man leaped up into the air and scattered some more water. 
“NO!” Mega Man roared! He created a tornado with his Wood Shield buster and it sucked up the water. The clones came together and were subtly ripped apart in the whirlwind. Mega Man stopped it and allowed the droplets to hit the floor, splattering. “Let’s go.”

Proto Man appeared near Weather, ready to strike! Weather stood up and deflected a few blows of his blade with her wooden staff which is really much tougher than it looks! She then went on the offensive. She dealt some real blows on him, forcing him to use his shield.
“Icicle! Battle chip, in!!” Yahoot said. I never knew that she was capable of this, Yahoot thought. Maybe I don’t give her enough credit...!
Weather leaped up into the air and spun around in a beautiful upside-down fashion and her staff glowed. A large glacier burst out from the ground for her to stand on. She landed on the highest point and looked down on Proto Man.
“Grr.” he growled.
“Step cross! Battle chip, in!!” Chaud yelled. Proto Man teleported up the glacier to Weather! His swords left an X-shaped mark in the surrounding ice, being embedded by his sheer force. Yet it was still blocked by the staff.
“WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!” Proto Man yelled. Weather began dealing a flurry of strikes, each one blocked. Soon one blow wasn’t a blow. A feint, thought Proto Man. He brought out his shield to block a move that wasn’t real! This left an opening! Weather hit him at the side, screwing up his reaction time. Each next block was too late and Proto Man was under too much stress to try stopping the next attack.
Then he took a step back, getting out of range! Weather stepped forward and struck his shield. Time fror the Ghost Blade maneuver(the teleport slash)! He teleported behind and slashed-no, was blocked. Then he tried again-blocked again. He struck at both sides over and over and over...
“NO MORE!!” Yahoot exploded! “DEMON FLARE, AQUA BODY! BATTLE CHIPS, IN!!” Everybody turned to Yahoot. “What?” asked Lan. “Wait...” he figured it out himself. These were two of the Legendary 13.
Now I’ll explain how the 13 are divided: Netopia has the Electric and Plus-type, Electopia has Breaking and Panel-type, Sharo has Cursor and Invisible, Netfrica has Aqua and Fire, and Choina has Wind and Wood. The thirteenth was lost a while ago on the internet, but it was the notorious Folder Back chip. Notice I capitalized it.
So Yahoot has ownership of both? But how?!
“How do you own both of those chips?” Chaud asked.
“In Netfrica, we’re allowed to distribute whatever we want as we wish. In my continent, my father owned both of these after becoming the top netbattler of the whole continent. Then he passed them onto me when he passed away. Now I’m using them to save my friends and myself!”
Weather summoned a large demon created out of fire behind her and the glacier. It’s roar echoed through the whole net area of the castle. Mega Man(in a Dragon Man Elec Bro style)and Clone Man stared at it for a few seconds, locked in pitched combat. Then Mega Man shot some fire from his palm at him and he dodged it. And the fight re-started.
Proto Man ran over to Weather and tried slashing. Weather’s staff glowed. The demonic figure grew to immense sizes, more than twice its original size! It grew bigger and bigger...and then shrank around Weather. It became a white fire barrier around herself. Proto Man backed off down the glacier. He saved himself from splatting on the ground by sticking his sword into the glacier about eight feet from the floor and dropped down from there. The glacier rapidly melted down due to the intense heat emmitted by Weather. She quickly floated down on the ice to the ground. Proto Man was overcome by the heat and ran off several paces.
“How can you be so...”
“Powerful?” concluded Weather. “I’m not even finished yet.”

Previously on Mega Man’s battle...
“Let’s go.”
And now you’re up to speed. Mega Man ran to Clone Man and readied an old-fashioned charged shot. Clone Man leaped away and blasted out a small stream of water. It became a big line of Clone Men in slightly different standing poses. Mega Man turned(since Clone Man jumped to the side)and fired his shot. It blasted through the whole row because:
Clone Man base Defense: 20 x 35 clones = 700 Defense
Mega Man base Power: 10 x 10 power up program points = 100 x 2 adrenaline points = 200 x 10 style change points = 2000 Attack
Winner: Mega Man

And so the clones were thoroughly destroyed.
“Bubbler. Battle chip, in!” Lucas said. Clone Man shot a water burst at the floor. It splattered around him. Then they all became a gigantic crowd of clones! They grouped up together and pushed each other! And so the buster burst was fired...
Clone Man base Defense: 20 x 300 clones = 6000 Defense
Mega Man base Power: 10 x 10 power up program points = 100 x 2 adrenaline points = 200 x 10 style change points = 2000 Attack
Winner: Clone Man

Almost all of the Clone Men stationed in front of the burst were ahnilated, so roughly about 200 still stood up against Mega Man. They all ran at him, all but about 20(to confuse, since obviously the real one wouldn’t come out)and focused on melee attacks.
Mega Man ran right on through! “Hot body two! Battle chip in!!” Lan said. Mega Man ran through,on fire and too hot to touch. The Clone Men pretty much evaporated. Then he blasted a gust of wind at the final crowd and blasted them away. Three escaped and the original shot out more water. Mega Man turned Elec Bro style and shot an electrical ring of plasma at the water. It went through to one near the real Clone Man, making him explode in an electrical torrent of energy. Clone Man grabbed his last copy and used him as a shield. He absorbed the blast and then threw him away into the air. He exploded as well, but out of range. But he kinda hit the glacier laying around nearby...

The clones just shot out grew into shape from water, still electrically charged. Mega Man grabbed them. “Take you!” he said. he threw Clone Man at himself, kinda in a sense, and he exploded near the target. Clone Man leaped away and the other two were thrown at him. They exploded too. But they both missed, so what.

Clone Man landed and caught his breath. “Are you losing steam?” Lucas inquired.
“No.” Clone Man sighed.
“Good. Recovery stream. Battle chip, in.” Some water poured on Clone Man from nowhere. It healed him, putting him back at 100%!
“Thank you.” Clone Man came at Mega Man again!
“Dragon Man! Battle chip, in!!” Mega Man turned green and his helmet turned into a dragon headress. His body armor turned into a simple black and red vest-pants combo. His feet grew clawed and scaly. 
“Why did you want me Dragon Style?” Mega Man asked.
“Because where else will we be testing it out?”
“Good idea.” Mega Man’s arms spread out and wings opened up from his back. He ran at Clone Man until he went into a glide, and then he sailed through the air. Until Clone Man punched him in the face really, really hard. Mega Man was sent sprawling. ”Ow! How the heck are you so strong?!” Clone Man zoomed up to his face and smacked him around about fifteen times at once. Then he kicked him off a few paces. “Oh, that’s it!” Mega Man dove on top of him and began beating on him, Clone Man whaling on him as well.
“RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!” something roared. Mega Man and Clone Man both froze and looked at it. Then Mega Man punched Clone Man again and the fight raged on! And it was mostly just a melee battle for a little while.
“Gold fist. Battle chip, in!”
“Guts Man! Battle chip, in!!”
“Speed knuckle. Battle chip, in!”
“Skull Man! Battle chip, in!!”
“Legacy break-” Suddenly the glacier began melting and the operators and navis stopped what they were doing. They noticed that the demonic flare was gone. And that the area was filling up with heat. And the floor was laced with water. Mega Man slowly stood up, still in Skull Soul. Clone Man did so as well.
“Ready?” he asked.
“Go for it.”

“Powerful? I’m not even finished left,” said Weather. She rose into the air covered in her white barrier and stuck out her arms to the sides. The water around her swirled around and absorbed her. It shaped into a bubbling humanoid form. Amazingly, the white flames cannot be quenched by water, heating the water up instead. Weather in her new body punched at Proto Man. He jumped away in the direction of Clone Man and Mega Man. Clone Man had used the water around him to make clones, while Mega Man used the heat to create will-o-whisps all around him. Proto Man crashed into a few clones.
“Urf!” he grunted.
“Proto Man?!” Mega Man asked. Weather punched at the crowd of navis, absorbing all of them into her new form. The clones all disintegrated and melted away. So did the original. Then Proto Man and Mega Man were left. Mega Man’s style changed to Aqua Custom. He held up his buster and began absorbing all of the water into it. He, Weather and Proto Man dropped to the ground. Yahoot and Lucas looked on with disbelief. Chaud took more chips out of his pocket.
“Helios Man! Battle chip, in!!” Proto Man came at Mega Man once more.
“YAAAAAAAAH!!” Weather ran towards him to help Mega Man. Mega Man in turn readied his fully charged shot.
“GO AWAY!” He fired. Proto Man disappeared and reappeared behind Weather. He pushed her and she flew into the direct path of the blast.
“AHH!” She was instantly broken apart by the water seeping through every pore on her body.
“MAGIC MAN!! ...” Yahoot screamed! Then he caught himself. Why can’t I get over Magic Man’s death?! he thought. Weather is my new navi. I will never see Magic Man again. Weather is here to fill that gap-wait. No, Magic Man was there to fill the gap BEFORE I got Weather...
“PROTO MAN!!” Mega Man roared! “HOW DARE YOU?!” Then he got hit by a materialized sun. “Ugh.” Mega Man wiped his cheek and skidded on the ground.
Chaud looked angry. “Chaud, let’s stop this right now.” Lan warned. “You’ve just seen what Mega Man did...to Weather...you know how it would turn out if we fought again. Let’s just end this match before Proto Man gets deleted. We’ll all go to prison like we would have even if we’d won. Is that satisfactory?”
“No...” Chaud said. Then he began with “Helios Man was a navi Proto Man and I have deleted. You haven’t. Here’s another. Force Man.” He uploaded another battle chip. Proto Man sliced the air and a large shockwave rolled out. Mega Man guarded it. He turned into Heat Guts style and ran up to Proto Man, meaning to hit him with everything.
“Stop, Mega Man,” Lan said. “Don’t attack Proto Man.”
“See Lan, you two don’t match. You’re either too soft or too hard, both of you! Here are some more navis! Shock Man, Lance Man! Battle chips, in!!” Proto Man spun around and released a huge static charge into Mega Man.
“Grraaaaaaagh!” Then Proto Man stabbed the ground and several bamboo shoots stuck into Mega Man’s stomach. “Ooof!” He reeled back, clutching his stomach with his smaller hand.
“And Frost and Lava Man!! Battle chips, in!!”
Lucas clutched Chaud’s shoulder. “Chaud, this has gone far enough!”
“I’LL END IT BEFORE I GO TOO FAR!!” Chaud snapped! Lucas stepped back. This little boy has just terrified a man who’s faced danger and death since he was a baby. How old will he be when he kills Lucas?
“Lan, you nust fight back!” Yahoot said. “Mega Man will die, too at that rate!”
“I can’t...” Lan whispered. “I just...”
Mega Man was encased in ice and then gored through the stomach by a stream of lava. “AAAAAAGH!!” he screamed. He slowly looked up at Proto Man. “Why...are you trying...to kill me?” he gasped.
“Because you’re a criminal.” He put his sword on the back of Mega Man’s neck. The heat of the energy flowing to become his blade burned his flesh.
“Then...just what separated me...from a common criminal...?” At that, Proto Man hesitated. Mega Man really had become one of the five people he had respected.
“Proto Man, stop this nonsense and show no mercy.” Chaud ordered. But it was time to sever that bond.
“Yes master Chaud.” He rose his sword up and brought it down.

Mega Man caught his arm with the larger hand. “Grr...let me go.” Proto Man ordered.
“No.” Mega Man grunted.
“LET ME GO!!”
“NO!!” Proto Man kicked Mega Man away. He was forced to release his grip.
“MEGA MAN!!” Lan and Yahoot simultaneously screamed.
“Experience!” Chaud yelled. “You’ve gotten lucky a few times, and you do have your power up program, but you lack that one thing that sets us apart. That’s experience! I never thought that you would defect to Gospel, but I see now that your power has made you cocky!! Why have YOU obtained power that it has taken ME years to try to even comprehend?! Delta ray? No! You aren’t worth it! Variable sword! Battle chip, in!!”
Proto Man’s sword glowed yellow with sparkles surrounding it. He rested his palm on it and then slid his hand across it. The blade turned long and thin, except for the end(it looked like normal at the sword’s edge). He went on to creating innumerable shockwaves in midair.
“Wood shield! Now!!” Lan called. Mega Man turned green again and the energy bounced off or was absorbed into the shield.
“What?!” Proto Man gasped. Mega Man stood up straight. His stomach healed rapidly.
“Yes.” He turned blue and summoned Proto Man chip data. It hovered in midair as he turned yellow. He then absorbed it and turned into Proto Bro Style. He slowly walked toward Proto Man.
“Stop!” he yelled. He ran his hand over his sword again, transforming it into a light katana. He began cutting elemental shockwaves in midair. Red for fire, blue for aqua, brown for earth(or ornament in chip-types...)and white for wind. They all cut through Mega Man until he approached Proto Man. 
“Proto Man, delete him now.” Chaud ordered. But Proto Man would not move. “Go now!” Chaud yelled. But Proto Man stood still. Mega Man held up his sword with a trembling arm.
“But Lan...”
“You have to.” he mumbled.
What will this kid accomplish, thought Yahoot. What will he do as his power transcends human and network limits combined? I fear them, but also... Mega Man cut right through Proto Man as he thought these next few words: But I also desire to see them break the limits of sheer willpower.
ENEMY DELETED

“NOOOO!!!” Chaud roared! He clamped his hands around Lan’s windpipe! “YOU TRAITOR!! I’LL MAKE SURE YOU ROT IN HERE!!” Yahoot and Lucas pulled him off of Lan.
“Hee hee hee...” somebody giggled behind them. They all turned around. It was...Princess Pride!!
“Chaud, change your target.” Lucas ordered. “Her dress doesn’t have a speck of dirt on it.” As Lucas stepped out from the darkness he noticed two things: They were on the roof of the castle and Cream had Jennifer, knocked out, lying dangerously close to the edge.
“Ah-ah-ah, if you get any closer she’ll die.” She mocked. She meant it. “I only want Mega Man. Lan stood up, rubbing his food transportation hole.
“Are you alright, Lan?” Yahoot asked.
“Yeah. Chaud, I’m not anrgy at you but for the next few minutes you suck.” Chaud felt ashamed about his actions. “Everybody else, go get help for Miss Fru-Fru and your navi restoration. Oh, and the survivors.” Lan walked out from the shadows into the brilliant, natural light of the sun. He guarded his eyes for a moment. “Princess Cream, why is it that we just came out of the basement onto the roof?” he joked.
“Oh please cut the crap, Lan. Just call me Pride.”
“Fine. Just what is this all about?”
“Just jack in.” she ordered. She pointed to the roof computer(?)on a spiraling pillar on the roof(meant to symbolize our romantic ascent into heaven, built in 1745 as a bicentennial gift to the landmark). “Kill Knight Man or she dies.” Lan did so. “I’m going to show you that Cream Landers are the most perfect race in the world!!”
“Jack in. Mega Man, execute.”
The reason that she wanted Lan to jack in was so that Knight Man could crush Mega Man from the get-go after the fight in a severely weakened condition, and then destroy his remaining data after deletion so that he couldn’t be recreated. Right from the moment Mega Man jacked in, Knight man swung his mace at him.
BATTLE START
Mega Man, normal style, was smashed by the mace. Or the other way around. As it hit Mega Man’s shoulder, it crumpled itself, as it just couldn’t break through him.
“Wot?!” Knight Man asked in an extremely British accent. He pulled the mace away and saw an imprint on it, matching the shape of his opponent’s shoulder. “Bot hau?!” Then Mega Man grabbed his arm and swung him into the ground headfirst. “Oof...such powah...hau did joo get et?”
“Simple.” replied Mega Man.
“Iron body! Battle chip, in!!” Pride said.
“It’s because of either my strength-enhancing program-” He held up knight Man with one hand. ”Or it’s because of my anger of what you put us all through-” WHAM! He punched right through Knight Man’s super-enhance armor! “Or it’s because you possibly killed people-” RIP! He ripped off Knight Man’s normal arm! “Or it’s because you made me kill MY FRIENDS.” He threw Knight Man down and jumped over his head. Then he kicked it in.
“You’ve been pwned.” He leaped away from Knight Man’s body. Then Knight Man blew up.
ENEMY DELETED(enemy deletion music chimes)
“Wha- KNIGHT MAN!!” Pride screamed. “That’s it!!” She turned to kick Jennifer over the edge.
“Wrong box. Try again.” Jennifer laughed. She was behind her. She did a round-house kick to the head and sent her onto the floor, out like a light, and bleeding a river!! In the earlier confusion, she had woken up and sneaked behind her. “So can we hold her in MY country’s jail?”

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“Mission report:” Lucas said into a tape recorder. “Meeting of Officials has failed due to Gospel involvement of Cream Pride. Nobody is dead, though all but six are injured and currently at a local hospital. All deleted navis are being re-created from remaining data left from their deletion. Pride will be held in a Yum Land prison serving an unspecified time as-of-now. End report.”

In the dungeon computer system, several specialized Mr. Programs were busy repairing navis. Mega Man, Weather and Proto Man were completely fixed at the moment, and Clone Man was still under construction. Mega Man was currently experiencing some problems with Weather. She was hugging him. “THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!!” she happily cried. “I haven’t had the time to properly thank you yet!”
“AAAAAAUGH!!” Mega Man howled in pain! “Great, now I lost my virginity!! Augh!” He struggled to push her away.
“Excuse me for a moment.” Proto Man excused. Mega Man turned to face him and Weather let go.
“What’s up?”
“I...am sorry about my actions this past day.” Proto Man dropped on one knee and stuck his blade into the ground. “I had no right to believe that you were an enemy and I acted brashly. Please forgive me, I will do anything to-”
“Bro, bro. It’s okay,” Mega Man said. Proto Man stood up.
“Thank you for your forgiveness.” Proto Man and Mega Man shook hands, showing that they were on equal terms.

Yahoot was on he roof overlooking the town. His mind was abuzz about what he’d seen today. But mostly he was finally coming to terms with Weather. “Hey.” Lan and Chaud walked up to him. “What’s on your mind?” Lan asked.
Yahoot turned to his and heaved a big sigh. “Today I’ve done some thinking. Ever since you deleted Magic Man, I’d been holding it against you and ignored Weather. But now I see that I shouldn’t dwell on what has or might happen, but on what I will do with Weather in the future. You might be too young to understand this now, children, but the death of a friend is like part of you is gone along with them.”
“I understand completely about what you’re saying.” Chaud sighed. “I’d just like to apologize for-”
“No.” Yahoot stopped him. “It’s alright. I understand what you have done and had already forgiven you ever since the battle began.”
“...Thank you, sir.” Chaud humbly thanked.
“Child, you don’t have to address me as a superior. Just call me Yahoot.”
“I understand, Yahoot. Thank you.”
Lan looked on into the infinite blue sky. Wow, he thought. So much has happened today. So many people have changed, for better or for worse. But in the end, we’ve all accepted our destinies and have grown stronger because of them. Will this ever really happen to me? I live such a simple life. WIll anything just suddenly change me as a person someday?

COMMENTARY: Well, this one was a real doozie. Such a long chapter...A huge fight, ultimate battle chips, Mega Man not knowing what’s going on...
Qu Fang kinda sucks. On an emotional level, anyways. But I used area grab for the first time in forever in that attack.
I liked the cool part where everybody considered their options, but most of all I enjoyed seeing Weather take care of herself as a FEMALE NAVI! Oh yeah! Women’s rights, yo! The glacier was a nice touch, comboed with the fire and water chips, but most of all it was a scenic place to fight.
I liked Mega Man’s math section. It was inventive, even though I copied it from Rave Master(manga), somehow. I also used a new style and recovery chip, the first chip of its kind since chapter one(recover 10)!!
Notice how when the energy of the firer was compacted, it was several thousand times more effective versus water. That’s why it was okay? And I kinda found it cheap how Proto man tried to make his battle Mega Man’s(and Clone Man’s)problem. Still, Clone Man wouldn’t be going down for a while if not for him...
Lan’s cool. He tried to save Proto Man’s life, though he’d be royally screwed if it weren’t for Chaud’s bad judgement.
Chaud’s speech was also deep in emotion. Can you feel his frustration? He’s been training nonstop for years, and then suddenly a random kid shows up and beat s him. Can you feel how much that hurt?
“Then...just what separated me...from a common criminal...?” One of the lines that really resounded within me. What separates us from criminals? Are we nicer or brought up better? Maybe, but we’re all capable of good AND evil. Aren’t we all human?
Also remember how in BN3 that shield styles healed you a bit? All of the sword blasts all equalled enough power to heal Mega Man back to normal. And him walking through the huge elemental bursts to kill his friend with his own power: cool.
And notice how many times I called the neck different things? About three, I think.
And then comes Princess Pride. How typical. But if she hadn’t appeared and got kicked the crap out of, then Lan would be rotting in jail. Dumb broad.
And the Knight Man battle personified the title for this chapter.
But most of all, this chapter was either a good excuse for Chaud randomly trying to delete Mega Man in BN2, or Yahoot coming to terms with Weather. It must feel terribly ironic to have a friend disappear so suddenly, and then get replaced with somebody completely different. But now he’s over it and better than ever.

PREVIEW: In the next chapter, Mega Man kills Magnet Man. And that’s...really about it. Sorry, folks.
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its pretty good
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hoho, You made a really long posts.... You will make Leet battle, while having post count 666?
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Gaah! The evil number(my 666th post)! Well, I just put up my new chapter, so you can choose if it's 1337 or crAp. I don't understand the last part of what I just said.
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