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So this is my "epic" Mega Man Battle Network-themed story. The beginning is so-so, but it's still enjoyable. I'll re-write it someday... anyways, enjoy this story of action, parody and swapping of personalities. Mega Man is the idiot here. GET USED TO IT.
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Well, a long first post...I hope that this didn't completely suck! Well I'll be back in a few days for chapter two. Also, it would help if somebody could tell me how to center text...


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CHAPTER ONE: GUTS SPILLIN'

"Lan..."
"Ugh...umm..."
"Wake up, Lan."
"Just five more minutes.."
"WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT! WAKE UP!!"
"AHHHHHH!" Lan woke up. "What was that for?!"
"Time for school, you idiot!" said Lan's trusty netnavi, Mega Man! "Also you got mail from...DAD!" Lan's eyes grew with excitement. He ran over to his PET as Mega Man opened the E-Mail.
"It says: Dear Lan, I'm sorry I couldn't make it home yesterday like I promised. I made Mega Man a PowerUp system, but I couldn't compress it to fit on the mail. Next time I stop by I'll help install it onto Mega Man. To make it up to you I sent a chip on the E-Mail!-Dad. Hey Lan! We got a cross gun chip!" The battle chip came out of the seemingly magical chip slot."It sucks!"
"Be quiet Mega Man. I'm gonna get ready for school."

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Arfter getting dressed, eating a healthful bowl of 'Super-Sugar-Blastey-O's (now with more TRANS FATS!), brushing his teeth and all of that crap Lan exited his house to find Mayl waiting.
"Lan," she asked,"what took you so long?"
"Geez, you ask me that every morning! How long were you here?"
"Well, I really just got here, but it's fun to make you mad."
"Ha ha! You got mad!"
"Shut up, Mega Man!" And so, they began to walk to school.
"Lan, have you heard about the ovens erupting in flames in the news yet? I heard that it's tied to the WWW."
"It's impossible to have an oven set itself on fire?" protested Lan. Then everybody thought for a second.
"Well, anything's possible in the year...200X!" yelled Mega Man.
"I wonder why the governments of the world all decided to call this year 200X. If last year was 2051, I'm confused."
"Mayl was tired of the conversation, nobody was listening to her anymore. Then they walked up to the school gates!
"Hey look. The school. Well, see you Lan." Thn Mayl rushed away. The other two were confused and for no reason slightly disturbed while they walked inside the building as well.

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"Lan," Yai said, "Dex is looking for you." Yai, as you know was the unbelivably small person, so Lan had trouble from hearing tfrom that far away.
"Alright, thanks." Lan turned to his PET. "What did she say?" asked Lan.
"Somethin' about Dex...or doughnuts." Suddenly from the shade, Dex burst out!
"LAN!" he bellowed, "I CHALLENGE YOU! And Mega Man. To a netbattle. Against Guts Man. AFTER CLASS!"
"Excuse me, students!" Ms. Mari, the teacher had just walked in. "Everyone, to your seats. It's time for virus busting class."

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"Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!"
"Jack in! Guts Man, execute!!"
BATTLE START!
Mega Man and Guts Man jacked into the school network after most everybody had left. Lan made the first move. "Cannon! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a semi-large cannon.
Mega Man aimed and...
"Shock wave! Battle chip, in!!"
"GUTS!" Guts Man threw down his arms and created a wave of energy. Mega Man tried to stand his ground, but was blown back.
"Ahh!" Mega Man lost the data for the cannon, so the chip was rejected from Lan's PET.
"No!" he said. "Let's try another! Cannon! Battle chip, in!!"
"You just tried that tric, Lan! Ready for more? Guts Man, give it to em' again!"
"Guuuuuuts! Take THIS!" Guts Man got ready again, but BOOM! Shock wave was rejected.
"ARGH!" Dex screamed in anger.
"Sword! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man charged up for a good ol' slash, but POW! Guts Man hit Mega Man square in the face.
"Ugh...momma, I wanna waffle..."
"MEGA MAN! SNAP OUT OF IT!! Recover 10! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man jumped up!
"Yeah! Now I have-" a slight pause. "20 hp!" He launched a charged shot a Guts Man, and continued to shoot.
"GUUUTS!! DEX!" Guts Man turned towards Dex.
"Uh...aha!" Dex took out a battle chip from his pocket. "Crash Hammer! Battle chip, in!!"
"CRASH HAMMER?" Lan didn't know about that chip.
"GUTS!" Guts man threw down his arms again. Mega Man sidestepped the move into a corner, leaving the panels to be crushed! Guts Man charged towards Mega Man!
"Cannon! Batrtle chip, in!!"
KA-POWIE!
ENEMY DELETED
"YES!" yelled Dex! "Look what I got, a MEGA MAN CHIP! And you thought that you would actually win! HAH! See you tomorrow...LOSER!" Dex proudly strutted out of the classroom.
"Cheer up, Lan! At least I'm not dead!" chimed Mega Man. "I would be if he was a WWW navi!"
"Those net-terrorists are much stronger than Dex, so what if we have to fight them?"
"I dunno. Like that would ever happen!"
"HAHAHA. At least nothing else could go wrong today!"
Mean while at Lan's house...DING DONG. The door opens.
"Hello, I'm here to check out your stove. It could be dangerous!"

So, tell me what you think about it. Time for commentary, afterwards there's a sneak preview of the next chapter.

Well, I restarted my BN1 to get the story correct, and they did in fact give you the crappy cross gun J or something. I also wanted to wonder about the year it takes place in, so I placed it as a stupid governments of the world thing. When the battles start and end I want to have the alerts (battle start/enemy deleted), but I hate the 'battle chips, in' thing as much as everybody else. I just felt it nessesary. Also, I couldn't use the usual grid for battling, so I tried to use the school network.

Guts Man, Guts Man. How to translate his attacks, I used battle chips. Shock wave, obvious. For the punch, I made that like a charge shot (like in BN5 where Magnet Man launched a magnet and Colonel does a weird slash). For the ground-breaker, though, I had to make up a new chip. Crash hammer sound good enough? I didn't want to call it some thing like guts hammer, because it would sound like that one chip was only created for Guts Man. Like Glyde using guts hammer, for instance. I wanted Mega man to lose to show that he still needs a skill growth, though he won't die anytime soon. And why shouldn't there be a Mega Man chip?

Yes, taunt me for the new personality if you must, but I didn't want everybody exactly the same. Then I wouldn't have made this something new, it would be exactly the same thing Capcom made. And don't hurt me for the next chapter reference. Well, that commentary was kinda long in my opinion for only 5 pages of writing. On to the sneak peek.

On the next chapter of MMBNTFF, Lan and Mega Man discover the first of several WWW enemies. They must battle a raging network full of fire, while the fate of a Mr. Prog named Bill hangs in the balance...you just can't miss the next chapter of:MMBNTFF!!! Or Fire Man will kill you!

Well, a long first post...I hope that this didn't completely suck! Well I'll be back in a few days for chapter two. Also, it would help if somebody could tell me how to center text...

So, thanks Nemomon, but what did you think?
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That's a great and funny story. Make more.
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I will, just on Friday. I'm actually happy that you found it funny, I suck at comedy! Thank you!
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CHAPTER TWO: EASY BAKE
Lan and Mega Man were on the net, a repairman just left after checking up on the family oven and some tasty muffins were being prepared. What a great day..."AHHH!"
Lan instinctivly jacked out to see what was wrong. "Mom? What happened?" THE OVEN WAS ON FIRE!! How in the world is that supposed to happen in real life?!
"LAN!" his mom turned to him. "I was making some muffins, when suddenly the oven caught on fire!"
"Wait..." thought Lan, "maybe the repairman did something!" Lan charged over and jacked in!
"Lan, don't!" his mom protested.
"Shouldn't we just use water? There's a sink right there!" suggested Mega Man.
"Jack in! Mega Man, execute!" Mega Man entered the oven comp, only to find several scattered fires, dying Mr. Programs or already dead ones.
"What happened?" Mega Man asked one. It didn't respond.
"W-wait..." another one said. "A fire navi...entered and was...lookng for something...to douse the fires, you need...an ice block from the thawing network..."
"Thanks but that took too long!" Mega Man rushed off. "WOOOOOOOOOAAAAOAH!" He started to slide on the ground! Towards a fire!
"Barrier! Battle chip, in!!" BOUNCE! Mega Man harmlessley bounced away from the flames due to a now-dissapearing shield.
"Lan," Mega Man began, "look at this." He held up a cyber-bannana peel towards the screen. It had the letters 'WWW' stamped on it!
"Lan gasped. "That was a trap set up by the WWW?! Those geniuses!"
"But the obvious observation is that the oven fixer was with the WORLD THREE!" Mega Man deduced. "The guy left his fire navi here to find something! Call up the company he's with, file a complaint!" But Mega Man wasn't paid any attention, then sadly walked on. B-B-B-BOOM! A herd of Mettaurs was coming his way!
"Cannon! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man fired off at the Mettaurs, and from the PET a new Gaurd chip appeared.
"Good job, Mega Man!" Then a spikey appeared as well! These types of battles went on for a while, so we'll skip all of that junk.
******************************************************************************** Finally, the group reached the thawing network. "Mr. Prog!" Mega Man ran over to a weakened program dude. "Do you have the ice block program?"
"Yes *cough*. I hope you can save Bill. He's the strongest fire Mr. Program in the world...use the program to save him..." he handed him the program.
"Thanks, but since when did Mr. Progs have elements?"
"I dunno. He's the strongest since he's the only one."
"And that explains alot..." Mega Man thought back to the oven settings: Hot, Mad Hot, Nuclear Explosion. But there was no time to think about that! Fire flew straight at Mega Man from afar!
"AHHHHH!" Mega Man was blasted backward from the impact, and the flames in real life grew bigger!
" OH NO!" screamed Lan's mother!
"WAIT!" Lan ran upstairs to look for something...aha! A squirt gun! He ran back down to the oven and sprayed some of the flames. They died down just enough so that he could get back to his PET. "Mega Man, are you okay?"
"Yeah, but why not just keep using the squirt gun?"
"Just kill the navi."
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Meanwhile, a fire navi was cornering a red Mr. Program. "NO!" it screamed! "Leave me alone!"
"You wish." The navi blasted a fire bomb at its head.
"Ow my head."
"Leave that guy alone!" Mega Man ordered triumphantly!
"Alright then." The fire navi held up the program dude. "Match, jack 'em out."
"Alright then." The voice belonged to the oven-fixer-guy! The Mr. Program flew out in a ray of light. "Mission complete, jack out when ready Fire Man."
"After I delete this guy. Load up fire tower and fire bomb."
"Mega Man, looks like we can't get out of this one! Battle routine, set!"
"Exe-wait, if you're Fire Man, shouldn't you put OUT fires?"
"MEGA MAN!"
"What?"
"Just go."
"Sigh, execute."
[size=7]BATTLE START[/size]
"Okay, so if he's fire, use aqua chips, Lan!"
"Bubbler! Battle Chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a hose.
"RAAAAAAA!" Mega Man shot out a bubble shot!
"FIRE ARM!" Fire Man launched out a fire burst that sizzled away the water burst, while still hitting Mega Man!
"OWWWWWWW!" Mega Man jumped away so that he didn't feel the full effect, but still got burnt.
"Umm...aqua tower! Battle chip, in!!"
"FIRE TOWER!" Sizz. Ow.
"Mega Man, hold your own while I think of a plan!" Lan spread out all of his chips. What could he use? Uh, swords. Everybody likes swords. "Sword, wide sword, long sword! Battle chips, in!!"
Instead of the wimpy normal sword, Mega Man's arm tuned into a huge green sword!
"WHAT?!" gasped Fire Man! "Life sword?!" How could that navi possibly know the combination?
"YAAAA!" Mega Man sliced through Fire Man!
"Urghg...but at least...I completed the mission.AAAAAAAAAGH!" Fire Man blew up.
ENEMY DELETED.
"Lan!" Fire Man's chip appeared hrough the PET. "We did it"
"Hmph," sniffed Match. "you THINK you've won. But the WWW has taken the first of four super programs needed to thake over the world!!! HA HA HA-oops. Shouldn't have said that." Match jacked out. The fire subsided.
"Mom! We did it!" Lan would soon enjoy some burnt muffins, but meanwhile at ACDC Elementary...
"Hmmm, so this is ACDC Elementary school...huh!"

The second chapter! Yeah! I still dn't know how a stove can put itself on fire. Or how a mother would just let her son get so close to a fire. Or how the house didn't already burn up. Also, cyber banana peels are from BN4, if you were curious. I also thought it would be interesting if I made the ultimate super programs MR. Programs.
Notice as well how I refused to put commas in some sentences, like 'Thanks but that tok too long!'. I was meant to sound like he said it fast. Also used for 'Ow my head!'.
The squirt gun really should have been mor helpful. Why was Lan too stupid to use it?!
Fire Man was srprised at life sword, because nobody is supposed to know about P.A.s. Fir Man didn't need a fire arm chip, due to it becoming his buster. Look out next time to see how I translate navi chips.

Preview! A two part saga! Crappy quiz questions! Handys! A cursed blackboard! Glyde Attack! It's all here within the next chapter:Number Cruncher, pt.1! It's special!
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The second chapter has been posted!
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wow these two chapters were excellent are you gonna make more???
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The chapter 2 is funny! banana peel with a WWW stamped on it....

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Thank you for the niceness, guys! This will most possibly definetly be the first story I make that I will follow through to the end. Right now I am on the Elec Man arc! Yay. More Friday!
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Hoorray! With two os! Chapter 3 is HERE!

CHAPTER 3: NUMBER CRUNCHERS

During another educational day of school, Ms. Mari had changed the schedule by introducing a new wimpy adult to the class. "Now today class, Mr., uh-"
"Higsby." he said.
"Yes. Mr. Higsby will be uploading some PET chargers to the computers so you can charge while on the net!"
"SWEET!" said some random kid.
"Also," Ms. Mari added,"Mr. Higsby will be a kind of substitude teacher for today. So...bye." she ran out of the class like she was running for her life.
Then Mr. Higsby took control. "Okay, class! While Ms. Mari is out, I hope we can become good friends. Huh. First period is FREE TIME!"
"YAAAAAAAAY." Then Higsby left the classroom to attend to more pressing matters.
Mayl walked over to everybody's favorite Lan. "Lan, something's a little odd about this Mr. Higsby guy. He just left us alone."
"Well, as long as I can do what I want," he replied, "I don't really care!"
"Lan! Mayl!" Yai interupted Mayl as she started to lecture Lan. "Guys, guess what happened yesterday! I was on the net with Glyde and I put in three cannon chips. Then Glyde got something completely different! He ahnilated a bunch of viruses in one hit! What do you think happened?"
Lan thought to the day before. Fire Man. Life Sword. Boom. Sword, Wide, Long.
"I think that certain chips can combine together if used corectly-"
"LAN! Ready to lose? Again?" Dex rudely walked over.
"Dex, leave Lan alone. We're having a good conversation."
"That's alright.We can talk later. Get ready to face my new chip AND combo!" The two were about to battle, but-
"Hello, future WWW soldiers." The blackboard started talking!
"What?"
"Huh?"
"WWW?!"
"Prepare for a new world order! Our goal: to start world war three and begin a new world!"
"NOOOOO!"
Dex walked up to the board. "Guys, me and Guts Man are gonna fix this!" He jacked in. The blackboard kept talking for a few minutes, Dex kept busting. Then it stopped. "GUTS MAN!!" Guts Man was deleted.
"Dex," asked Mayl,"do you have a backup program?"
"...yeah."
"Good." Lan stepped up. "Dex, thank you. Mega Man will continue on. Try to evacuate the school."
"Wait!" Mayl and Yai walked up next to Lan. "We're not letting you do this by yourself."
"That's right! Dex, go!" Dex tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge.
"It's locked! You'll have to open it over the network!"
"Thanks Dex! Jack in! Mega Man,execute!"
"Roll! Jack in, execute!"
"Glyde! Jack in, execute!"
Mega Man n' friends entered the school computer. "Guys, let's find the door lock!" Glyde led the way. They started off as some Handies came up!
"Mega Buster!"
"Roll Magic!"
"Glyde...Attack...?" Each one besides Glyde deleted a virus. Glyde Attack was a wimpy kick. Glyde was deleted!
"Glyde!" Yai cried. "I should have loaded a chip. Glyde has NO offensive abilities..."
Mayl turned to Yai. "Do you have a backup?" Yai nodded. "You'll have to help Dex. Roll?"
"Yeah?"
"Use Roll Call on the last one."
"Roll Call!" Roll threw a heart at a Handy. The Handy turned pink and floated near Roll.
Mega Man stepped back a bit."Will it kill me?"
"Of course not! It's under my control now. Let's go."
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The navis came to a door.'HOW MANY DOORS ARE IN EACH CLASSROOM', it read.
"Nine, duh." The doors opened up! Bing! "We did it!" Dex started leading kids out of the room.
"Lan."
"What?"
"Don't let Mega Man get deleted, or else you'll insult Guts Man's sacrifice!" He turned to the kids. "Come on now, maggots! Puts'me muscle into it! Hup, two three four..."
"Alright, Mayl. How's Roll?"
"Pretty good. Let's hurry." The navis hurried on. Then they got to the AV room comp. Mega Man abruptly stopped. He was being overtaken by a firewall!
"AHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS! IT HURTS MORE THAN-no wait, it doesn't...OWWWWWW!"
"Mega Man!" all three others screamed!
"Roll, don't let him take too much damage. I'll go to the AV room!" Lan burst through the door towards the AV room.It had a card key lock. He needed a teacher's ID! Where would be a teacher? When passing the supply closet he heard a muffled scream. Like a person being held hostage! Lan opened the door. Ms. Mari was bound and gagged!
"MMPH! MMMMPH!"
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"Thank goodness, Lan. Mr. Higsby's evil!"
"What do you mean?" Lan asked.
"When I was leaving, Mr. Higsby caught me and threw me in here!"
"I knew it! Anybody that wimpy must be pure evil!" Then Lan remembered. "Do you have an ID with you?"
"Oh, well it's as thanks for saving me." She handed Lan her teacher's ID.
A few minutes later Lan opened the door and disabled the firewall.
"Are you okay, Mega Man?"
"Yeah, except for the pain." Handy seemed to smile.
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"Finally! The last door!" Mega Man and Roll (plus Handy) were at the last area of the school network. Behind the door was a weird-looking green navi.'How many doors are in the school?' the door had asked. Lan had checked;21.
"Heh heh heh." the opponent chuckled. "Now, you will suffer the wrath of-"
"Disco Man?"
"No-"
"Bulb Man?"
"NO-"
"Dumb Man?"
"NUMBER MAN!!"
Mega Man turned to Roll and whispered "He looks like a Dumb Man, though."
"Why are you doing this?" asked Roll.
"Well, Mr. Higsby, why don't you tell them why?" Number Man suggested.
"Huh, so it's come down to two kids. If you must know, the World Three are trying to recruit kid members to terrorize the net! Hahaha! *snort*"
"How could you do such a thing?" Mayl asked.
"That wasn't even funny!" yelled Mega Man.
"Heart arrow! Battle chip, in!!"
"Number Ball! Battle chip, in!!"
BATTLE START
Roll fired off an arrow that was soon blocked by a number ball.
"Fire Man! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's buster was replaced with a fire arm attack! It bursted through a number ball numbered "43".
"YOU deleted Fire Man?! Number Man exclaimed. "So you're the blue navi I've heard about. Can't afford to let you leave!" He launched off another barrage of number balls.
"Roll! Handy! Get behind me!" Mega Man continued to destroy some more evil spheres for a few volleys, until a ball numbered "63" appeared. They were hit and Fire Man was rejected.
"No!" yelled Lan! "Mayl, can you get to Number Man if I create an opening?" He held up a tri-arrow chip.
"Um, I think so. Heart arrow can also reject number ball if it hits. Go ahead!" Mayl was ready.
"Tri-arrow! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a crossbow. "81" came up.
"Get ready, Roll!" Bang-bang-bang! The ball exploded!
"HEART ARROW!" The arrow flew towards Number Man, swift and true. Number ball was gone!
"HOW DARE YOU!!" screamed Dumb-I mean Number Man!"LOAD UP TIME BOMB THREE, NOW!!""
"Time bomb three, huh! Battle chip, in!!" A nice, big bomb appeared! "Try to destroy that!" Roll launched her last hearty ammo at it. No effect...?
"It won't blow up!" 3...2...1...
"MEGA MAN!"
Gulp. Handy...ate it? "Great job, Handy!" Mega Man congratulated! He picked up Handy and lobbed him. BOOM!
"Mega!"
"Aaargh! HIGSBY!"
"We didn't bring any more chips! Use dice bomb!Huh."
This was literally Number Man's final gamble. He threw a 6. It glowed, ready to explode! Roll pushed Mega Man out of the way and BLAM!
"ROLL!" Mayl screamed!
"Do you-"
"Yes I have a backup. Does Mega Man?"
"...no."
"WHAAAAAT?!" Mega Man screamed. "Lan, you're SO cheap!"
Lan picked up his three super-sword chips. "Don't worry. You'll win this battle! Sword, long sword, wide sword! Battle chips, in! LIFE SWOOOOOOORD!!" Lan roared. Mega Man got a small, dinky sword.
"HUH?!"
"Hey, that's my catch phrase! Number Man, huh, show no mercy!"
"You got it, Higsby!" Number Man got ready for the final dice bomb.
Lan prepared for the worst. Then he remembered..."I put in three cannons. They turned into something completely different!"
"Cannon, cannon, cannon! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a big, glowing cannon!
"Mega Man, how does it feel?"
"It feels like...GIGA CANNON TIME!!!" He aimed at Number Man and..."FIRE!!" Kar-BLAM!
"NOOOOO!!!" Number Man blew up.
Mega Man pointede to where Number Man just stood. "You just got owned."
ENEMY DELETED
Higsby fell out of a nearby closet. "How could this beeee???" Lan and Mayl surrounded him. "I...I lost."
"Now it's time to pay for your crimes!" Lan said.
"NOOOOO, HUH! DON't SEND ME TO JAIL! I'm ready to change! I'm serious!"
"That's not good enough-"
Mayl stopped Lan. "Lan, he's telling the truth. Don't turn him in! He's ready to help humanity and save the rain forests and stuff! And recycle!"
"Yeah! I'm done being evil, huh! Who needs the 4-million a year I get! I'll show my sorrow by becoming the world's lowest lifeform! A shopkeeper!"
Lan thought for a second. "Well, okay. But if you do anything evil, you're outta here!"
"THANK YOOOOO!" Higsby began kissing Lan's feet as Mega Man jacked out.
"Lan! Mail! It says 'beware of of suspicious people entering your school system. In terrogated children are saying a bad guy is teaching them to be bad and stuff. If you see a weird guy who repeatedly says 'huh', tell a police officer.'"
"Why tell us now?"

Mr Higsby! Notice that I made his descriptions to be completely wimpy. The cannon P.A. was mentioned early on in the game for real. Also Dex did try to disable the board in the game.
Something different, however, was how the others all jacked in. I felt it was nessecary for them to do SOMETHING. And I
guess that Glyde is supposed to suck beyond comprehension as I typed.
The doors did also ask trivia questions like the one about the chairs in the classroom, simply easy to answer. And MM did get caught at the AV room. Lan did save Ms. Mari and Mega Man, but the Handy was much more serious about the matter (:)Yay.).
Well, I couldn't resist calling #Man names. Heh heh. Also, roll arrow was changed so that it would seem the chip was'nt made for only one navi, but I couldn't think of a name for number ball.
I know that handies can't eat, but I thought I needed a random help-thing to happen.
Dice bomb was, obviously, Number Man's charge shot(as Colonel knows).
I wanted to release some old pain, so Lan did as I have several times: messed up a P.A. Instead of Z-cannon, I decided on using G-Cannon.

Time for preview!
It's the rematch of the century, Guts Man vs. Mega Man! Let's see if Mega Man's P.A.s can change what had previously happened, or if the gutsy Guts Man gan punch his guts out! And, we'll see if I'll stop making bad puns! You don't wanna miss: Guts Spillin' Vol.2!
GUUUUUUUUUUTS!


[edit]Hoorray! With two os! Chapter 3 is HERE!

CHAPTER 3: NUMBER CRUNCHERS

During another educational day of school, Ms. Mari had changed the schedule by introducing a new wimpy adult to the class. "Now today class, Mr., uh-"
"Higsby." he said.
"Yes. Mr. Higsby will be uploading some PET chargers to the computers so you can charge while on the net!"
"SWEET!" said some random kid.
"Also," Ms. Mari added,"Mr. Higsby will be a kind of substitude teacher for today. So...bye." she ran out of the class like she was running for her life.
Then Mr. Higsby took control. "Okay, class! While Ms. Mari is out, I hope we can become good friends. Huh. First period is FREE TIME!"
"YAAAAAAAAY." Then Higsby left the classroom to attend to more pressing matters.
Mayl walked over to everybody's favorite Lan. "Lan, something's a little odd about this Mr. Higsby guy. He just left us alone."
"Well, as long as I can do what I want," he replied, "I don't really care!"
"Lan! Mayl!" Yai interupted Mayl as she started to lecture Lan. "Guys, guess what happened yesterday! I was on the net with Glyde and I put in three cannon chips. Then Glyde got something completely different! He ahnilated a bunch of viruses in one hit! What do you think happened?"
Lan thought to the day before. Fire Man. Life Sword. Boom. Sword, Wide, Long.
"I think that certain chips can combine together if used corectly-"
"LAN! Ready to lose? Again?" Dex rudely walked over.
"Dex, leave Lan alone. We're having a good conversation."
"That's alright.We can talk later. Get ready to face my new chip AND combo!" The two were about to battle, but-
"Hello, future WWW soldiers." The blackboard started talking!
"What?"
"Huh?"
"WWW?!"
"Prepare for a new world order! Our goal: to start world war three and begin a new world!"
"NOOOOO!"
Dex walked up to the board. "Guys, me and Guts Man are gonna fix this!" He jacked in. The blackboard kept talking for a few minutes, Dex kept busting. Then it stopped. "GUTS MAN!!" Guts Man was deleted.
"Dex," asked Mayl,"do you have a backup program?"
"...yeah."
"Good." Lan stepped up. "Dex, thank you. Mega Man will continue on. Try to evacuate the school."
"Wait!" Mayl and Yai walked up next to Lan. "We're not letting you do this by yourself."
"That's right! Dex, go!" Dex tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge.
"It's locked! You'll have to open it over the network!"
"Thanks Dex! Jack in! Mega Man,execute!"
"Roll! Jack in, execute!"
"Glyde! Jack in, execute!"
Mega Man n' friends entered the school computer. "Guys, let's find the door lock!" Glyde led the way. They started off as some Handies came up!
"Mega Buster!"
"Roll Magic!"
"Glyde...Attack...?" Each one besides Glyde deleted a virus. Glyde Attack was a wimpy kick. Glyde was deleted!
"Glyde!" Yai cried. "I should have loaded a chip. Glyde has NO offensive abilities..."
Mayl turned to Yai. "Do you have a backup?" Yai nodded. "You'll have to help Dex. Roll?"
"Yeah?"
"Use Roll Call on the last one."
"Roll Call!" Roll threw a heart at a Handy. The Handy turned pink and floated near Roll.
Mega Man stepped back a bit."Will it kill me?"
"Of course not! It's under my control now. Let's go."
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The navis came to a door.'HOW MANY DOORS ARE IN EACH CLASSROOM', it read.
"Nine, duh." The doors opened up! Bing! "We did it!" Dex started leading kids out of the room.
"Lan."
"What?"
"Don't let Mega Man get deleted, or else you'll insult Guts Man's sacrifice!" He turned to the kids. "Come on now, maggots! Puts'me muscle into it! Hup, two three four..."
"Alright, Mayl. How's Roll?"
"Pretty good. Let's hurry." The navis hurried on. Then they got to the AV room comp. Mega Man abruptly stopped. He was being overtaken by a firewall!
"AHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS! IT HURTS MORE THAN-no wait, it doesn't...OWWWWWW!"
"Mega Man!" all three others screamed!
"Roll, don't let him take too much damage. I'll go to the AV room!" Lan burst through the door towards the AV room.It had a card key lock. He needed a teacher's ID! Where would be a teacher? When passing the supply closet he heard a muffled scream. Like a person being held hostage! Lan opened the door. Ms. Mari was bound and gagged!
"MMPH! MMMMPH!"
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"Thank goodness, Lan. Mr. Higsby's evil!"
"What do you mean?" Lan asked.
"When I was leaving, Mr. Higsby caught me and threw me in here!"
"I knew it! Anybody that wimpy must be pure evil!" Then Lan remembered. "Do you have an ID with you?"
"Oh, well it's as thanks for saving me." She handed Lan her teacher's ID.
A few minutes later Lan opened the door and disabled the firewall.
"Are you okay, Mega Man?"
"Yeah, except for the pain." Handy seemed to smile.
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"Finally! The last door!" Mega Man and Roll (plus Handy) were at the last area of the school network. Behind the door was a weird-looking green navi.'How many doors are in the school?' the door had asked. Lan had checked;21.
"Heh heh heh." the opponent chuckled. "Now, you will suffer the wrath of-"
"Disco Man?"
"No-"
"Bulb Man?"
"NO-"
"Dumb Man?"
"NUMBER MAN!!"
Mega Man turned to Roll and whispered "He looks like a Dumb Man, though."
"Why are you doing this?" asked Roll.
"Well, Mr. Higsby, why don't you tell them why?" Number Man suggested.
"Huh, so it's come down to two kids. If you must know, the World Three are trying to recruit kid members to terrorize the net! Hahaha! *snort*"
"How could you do such a thing?" Mayl asked.
"That wasn't even funny!" yelled Mega Man.
"Heart arrow! Battle chip, in!!"
"Number Ball! Battle chip, in!!"
BATTLE START
Roll fired off an arrow that was soon blocked by a number ball.
"Fire Man! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's buster was replaced with a fire arm attack! It bursted through a number ball numbered "43".
"YOU deleted Fire Man?! Number Man exclaimed. "So you're the blue navi I've heard about. Can't afford to let you leave!" He launched off another barrage of number balls.
"Roll! Handy! Get behind me!" Mega Man continued to destroy some more evil spheres for a few volleys, until a ball numbered "63" appeared. They were hit and Fire Man was rejected.
"No!" yelled Lan! "Mayl, can you get to Number Man if I create an opening?" He held up a tri-arrow chip.
"Um, I think so. Heart arrow can also reject number ball if it hits. Go ahead!" Mayl was ready.
"Tri-arrow! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a crossbow. "81" came up.
"Get ready, Roll!" Bang-bang-bang! The ball exploded!
"HEART ARROW!" The arrow flew towards Number Man, swift and true. Number ball was gone!
"HOW DARE YOU!!" screamed Dumb-I mean Number Man!"LOAD UP TIME BOMB THREE, NOW!!""
"Time bomb three, huh! Battle chip, in!!" A nice, big bomb appeared! "Try to destroy that!" Roll launched her last hearty ammo at it. No effect...?
"It won't blow up!" 3...2...1...
"MEGA MAN!"
Gulp. Handy...ate it? "Great job, Handy!" Mega Man congratulated! He picked up Handy and lobbed him. BOOM!
"Mega!"
"Aaargh! HIGSBY!"
"We didn't bring any more chips! Use dice bomb!Huh."
This was literally Number Man's final gamble. He threw a 6. It glowed, ready to explode! Roll pushed Mega Man out of the way and BLAM!
"ROLL!" Mayl screamed!
"Do you-"
"Yes I have a backup. Does Mega Man?"
"...no."
"WHAAAAAT?!" Mega Man screamed. "Lan, you're SO cheap!"
Lan picked up his three super-sword chips. "Don't worry. You'll win this battle! Sword, long sword, wide sword! Battle chips, in! LIFE SWOOOOOOORD!!" Lan roared. Mega Man got a small, dinky sword.
"HUH?!"
"Hey, that's my catch phrase! Number Man, huh, show no mercy!"
"You got it, Higsby!" Number Man got ready for the final dice bomb.
Lan prepared for the worst. Then he remembered..."I put in three cannons. They turned into something completely different!"
"Cannon, cannon, cannon! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a big, glowing cannon!
"Mega Man, how does it feel?"
"It feels like...GIGA CANNON TIME!!!" He aimed at Number Man and..."FIRE!!" Kar-BLAM!
"NOOOOO!!!" Number Man blew up.
Mega Man pointede to where Number Man just stood. "You just got owned."
ENEMY DELETED
Higsby fell out of a nearby closet. "How could this beeee???" Lan and Mayl surrounded him. "I...I lost."
"Now it's time to pay for your crimes!" Lan said.
"NOOOOO, HUH! DON't SEND ME TO JAIL! I'm ready to change! I'm serious!"
"That's not good enough-"
Mayl stopped Lan. "Lan, he's telling the truth. Don't turn him in! He's ready to help humanity and save the rain forests and stuff! And recycle!"
"Yeah! I'm done being evil, huh! Who needs the 4-million a year I get! I'll show my sorrow by becoming the world's lowest lifeform! A shopkeeper!"
Lan thought for a second. "Well, okay. But if you do anything evil, you're outta here!"
"THANK YOOOOO!" Higsby began kissing Lan's feet as Mega Man jacked out.
"Lan! Mail! It says 'beware of of suspicious people entering your school system. In terrogated children are saying a bad guy is teaching them to be bad and stuff. If you see a weird guy who repeatedly says 'huh', tell a police officer.'"
"Why tell us now?"

Mr Higsby! Notice that I made his descriptions to be completely wimpy. The cannon P.A. was mentioned early on in the game for real. Also Dex did try to disable the board in the game.
Something different, however, was how the others all jacked in. I felt it was nessecary for them to do SOMETHING. And I
guess that Glyde is supposed to suck beyond comprehension as I typed.
The doors did also ask trivia questions like the one about the chairs in the classroom, simply easy to answer. And MM did get caught at the AV room. Lan did save Ms. Mari and Mega Man, but the Handy was much more serious about the matter (:)Yay.). So, that concludes the part that nobody reads.
Well, I couldn't resist calling #Man names. Heh heh. Also, roll arrow was changed so that it would seem the chip was'nt made for only one navi, but I couldn't think of a name for number ball.
I know that handies can't eat, but I thought I needed a random help-thing to happen.
Dice bomb was, obviously, Number Man's charge shot(as Colonel knows).
I wanted to release some old pain, so Lan did as I have several times: messed up a P.A. Instead of Z-cannon, I decided on using G-Cannon.

Time for preview!
It's the rematch of the century, Guts Man vs. Mega Man! Let's see if Mega Man's P.A.s can change what had previously happened, or if the gutsy Guts Man gan punch his guts out! And, we'll see if I'll stop making bad puns! You don't wanna miss: Guts Spillin' Vol.2!
GUUUUUUUUUUTS!
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Your chapter 3 was funny, I hope that will be funnier in Numberman's battle :LOL:

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[edit]I am SOOOO sorry I'm late, I had personal bussiness. I will still put up a chapter on Friday as well, but you can still punch me if nessecary.

Chapter 3 2/2: Number Crunchers 2

"Finally! The last door!" Mega Man and Roll (plus Handy) were at the last area of the school network. Behind the door was a weird-looking green navi.'How many doors are in the school?' the door had asked. Lan had checked;21.
"Heh heh heh." the opponent chuckled. "Now, you will suffer the wrath of-"
"Disco Man?"
"No-"
"Bulb Man?"
"NO-"
"Dumb Man?"
"NUMBER MAN!!"
Mega Man turned to Roll and whispered "He looks like a Dumb Man, though."
"Why are you doing this?" asked Roll.
"Well, Mr. Higsby, why don't you tell them why?" Number Man suggested.
"Huh, so it's come down to two kids. If you must know, the World Three are trying to recruit kid members to terrorize the net! Hahaha! *snort*"
"How could you do such a thing?" Mayl asked.
"That wasn't even funny!" yelled Mega Man.
"Heart arrow! Battle chip, in!!"
"Number Ball! Battle chip, in!!"
[size=7]BATTLE START[/size]
Roll fired off an arrow that was soon blocked by a number ball.
"Fire Man! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's buster was replaced with a fire arm attack! It bursted through a number ball numbered "43".
"YOU deleted Fire Man?! Number Man exclaimed. "So you're the blue navi I've heard about. Can't afford to let you leave!" He launched off another barrage of number balls.
"Roll! Handy! Get behind me!" Mega Man continued to destroy some more evil spheres for a few volleys, until a ball numbered "63" appeared. They were hit and Fire Man was rejected.
"No!" yelled Lan! "Mayl, can you get to Number Man if I create an opening?" He held up a tri-arrow chip.
"Um, I think so. Heart arrow can also reject number ball if it hits. Go ahead!" Mayl was ready.
"Tri-arrow! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a crossbow. "81" came up.
"Get ready, Roll!" Bang-bang-bang! The ball exploded!
"HEART ARROW!" The arrow flew towards Number Man, swift and true. Number ball was gone!
"HOW DARE YOU!!" screamed Dumb-I mean Number Man!"LOAD UP TIME BOMB THREE, NOW!!""
"Time bomb three, huh! Battle chip, in!!" A nice, big bomb appeared! "Try to destroy that!" Roll launched her last hearty ammo at it. No effect...?
"It won't blow up!" 3...2...1...
"MEGA MAN!"
Gulp. Handy...ate it? "Great job, Handy!" Mega Man congratulated! He picked up Handy and lobbed him. BOOM!
"Mega!"
"Aaargh! HIGSBY!"
"We didn't bring any more chips! Use dice bomb!Huh."
This was literally Number Man's final gamble. He threw a 6. It glowed, ready to explode! Roll pushed Mega Man out of the way and BLAM!
"ROLL!" Mayl screamed!
"Do you-"
"Yes I have a backup. Does Mega Man?"
"...no."
"WHAAAAAT?!" Mega Man screamed. "Lan, you're SO cheap!"
Lan picked up his three super-sword chips. "Don't worry. You'll win this battle! Sword, long sword, wide sword! Battle chips, in! LIFE SWOOOOOOORD!!" Lan roared. Mega Man got a small, dinky sword.
"HUH?!"
"Hey, that's my catch phrase! Number Man, huh, show no mercy!"
"You got it, Higsby!" Number Man got ready for the final dice bomb.
Lan prepared for the worst. Then he remembered..."I put in three cannons. They turned into something completely different!"
"Cannon, cannon, cannon! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a big, glowing cannon!
"Mega Man, how does it feel?"
"It feels like...GIGA CANNON TIME!!!" He aimed at Number Man and..."FIRE!!" Kar-BLAM!
"NOOOOO!!!" Number Man blew up.
Mega Man pointede to where Number Man just stood. "You just got owned."
ENEMY DELETED
Higsby fell out of a nearby closet. "How could this beeee???" Lan and Mayl surrounded him. "I...I lost."
"Now it's time to pay for your crimes!" Lan said.
"NOOOOO, HUH! DON't SEND ME TO JAIL! I'm ready to change! I'm serious!"
"That's not good enough-"
Mayl stopped Lan. "Lan, he's telling the truth. Don't turn him in! He's ready to help humanity and save the rain forests and stuff! And recycle!"
"Yeah! I'm done being evil, huh! Who needs the 4-million a year I get! I'll show my sorrow by becoming the world's lowest lifeform! A shopkeeper!"
Lan thought for a second. "Well, okay. But if you do anything evil, you're outta here!"
"THANK YOOOOO!" Higsby began kissing Lan's feet as Mega Man jacked out.
"Lan! Mail! It says 'beware of of suspicious people entering your school system. In terrogated children are saying a bad guy is teaching them to be bad and stuff. If you see a weird guy who repeatedly says 'huh', tell a police officer.'"
"Why tell us now?"

Well, I couldn't resist calling #Man names. Heh heh. Also, roll arrow was changed so that it would seem the chip was'nt made for only one navi, but I couldn't think of a name for number ball.
I know that handies can't eat, but I thought I needed a random help-thing to happen.
Dice bomb was, obviously, Number Man's charge shot(as Colonel knows).
I wanted to release some old pain, so Lan did as I have several times: messed up a P.A. Instead of Z-cannon, I decided on using G-Cannon.

Time for preview!
It's the rematch of the century, Guts Man vs. Mega Man! Let's see if Mega Man's P.A.s can change what had previously happened, or if the gutsy Guts Man gan punch his guts out! And, we'll see if I'll stop making bad puns! You don't wanna miss: Guts Spillin' Vol.2!
GUUUUUUUUUUTS![/edit]
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CHAPTER 4: GUTS SPILLIN': VOL.2

After the big fat mishap, Mega Man broke the ice. "Lan, on the tv didn't they say that the Metroline was opening today? It can take us to see dad at work!"
Lan suddenly felt exited. "It did? It does? It huh? Where was I when all this was happening?"
"Asleep."
They rushed over to the nearby Metroline station, where there were quite a few angry people.
"Excuse me, sir," Lan asked a train worker-guy, "but what's the commotion?"
"There was a landslide and the train was nearly damaged. We should have been alerted beforehand due to the natural disaster warning computer, so we've shut down the train until we can fix the computer. The it'll automatically go back online."
"Thank you, nameless person!" Lan ran off.
"Hey! I have a name! Wait...no..." the man said sadly.
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"Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!" Mega Man was online. "Let's go see what's wrong with the computer! Go find it!"
"Okay, master! I am yours to command!" Mega Man started to look around.
A while later...
"It's not here."
"Then check the next area!" Lan ordered.
"We can't."
"Why?"
"There's a firewall." He was right. "It says 'Dex's PC! Guts Man only accessible!' We need Dex's permission."
"Man! We can't beat Guts Man!"
"Well," Mega Man inferred, "we beat Number Man who was stronger than Guts Man, which implies that we're stronger."
Lan said in response, "But Guts Man got deleted! He still needs to get his data into the backup! It takes a while! How do you know he's ready-"
"MAIL, LAN!!!" Mega Man held up a virtual letter. "'Guts Man's ready for a battle, unless you're too chicken! :) Dex'."
"How...convenient." Lan jacked out and headed over to Dex's house.
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"Dex, I'm ready for a battle!"
"Alright, time for humiliation!" Dex was about to jack in.
"Wait! How about we up the ante a bit, hmm?"
"Like what?"
"If I win I get your P-code."
"What?"
Lan smiled."BUT, if you win, you get my Fire Man and Number Man chips."
"Ohoho, you said the right thing." Dex turned back to the PC.
"Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!"
"Jack in! Guts Man, execute!!"
[size=7]BATTLE START[/size]
"Crack hammer! Battle chip, in!! You know what to do!"
"Ok, Dex!" Guts Man ran up to Mega Man. "GUTS!"
Mega Man ran away from his corner. "Wide sword, long sword, sword! Battle chips, i-" Lan remembered yesterday. Don't use it until he knows how to. "Number Man! Battle chip, in!!"
"Alley-oop!" Mega Man threw out an incoming '1'! It harmlessly bounced off of Guts Man.
"GUUUUTS!" Guts Man tried to squish Mega Man once again.
"Uh, alley-oop?" Mega Man threw a '3'. It caused minor damage.
"Guts Man! The number equals the power!" Dex said.
He figured that out faster than me, Lan thought, that jerk! I'll try the swords again. "Sword, wide sword, long sword! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into the super sword! Yeah!
"Ye did it, Lansie!" Mega Man ran up to Guts Man. "YEEEEEEEE!"
"Mega Man! Battle chip, in!!" Guts Man started shooting a mega buster really fast! He began to turn green!
"What? What's he doing?!" Lan asked.
"Y'see, Lan? Each navi can use a navi chip in a special, hidden way. Guts Man uses the guts machine gun!!"
Guts Man was invulnerable durring the onslaught. "Yeehaw! Guts! Yeehaw! Guts!" he said annoyingly.
"Mega Man, ditch life sword."
"WHUBBA?!"
"Just do it! Guard! battle chip in!! Mega Man began deflecting GMG!
"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GUTS!" GMG apparently breaks throught invincibility!
BLAM!
ENEMY DELETED
"Wha...what?" Dex stared at his PET in disbelief.
"Dex...uh, are you okay?"
"LAN!!" he exploded, "ACCEPT THIS P-CODE ALONG WITH THIS GUTS MAN CHIP! PUT'EM TO GOOD USE, SOLDIER!" Dex hapily gave the stuff to Lan.
"Wow, thanks Dex!" said Lan. "I owe ya' one!" Lan rushed back to his house.
"That guy's not as bad as we thought, huh?" asked Mega Man.
"Yeah, I guess so."

Thoughts. Not much this time, just wanted to place something that becomes really important later: the navi chip thing(GMG).

Next time: STONE MAN! GOK! ANOTHER WWW AGENT! GOK! CAN MEGA MAN POSSIBLY BEAT THIS WEAK GUY?! GOK? WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT! GOK!
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CHAPTER 5: Rock Smashin', Guts Mix
Den Area 2. Mega Man looked around. "I know there's a WWW cronie somewhere." said a stealthy Mega Man. He looked up a ramp. "Uh oh."
"What?" asked Lan. "A WWW guy?"
"Yeah."
"Then get ready!" Mega Man charged up the slope.
"Gok gok!" the enemy said.
"Well, the reason I'm here is to fix the Metroline. Why're you here?"
"Gok. Gok gok gok!"
"Lan, we have to teach this guy to stop talking so dirty!"
"Alright! Battle routine, set!!"
"Execute!"
"Gok gok!"
[size=7]BATTLE START[/size]
"Sword, wide sword, long sword! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man got the huge sword again!
"BLAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mega Man odly screamed while running up to the bad guy. Splat. He ran into a newly-made rock cube. Stone Man created more stones around him to create a shield.
"Gok gok gok, gok!" Stone Man jeered.
"Lan! We need a new strategy!" Stone Man crashed his club-like arms to the ground. Rocks fell from the sky! "Yikes!" Mega Man ran from the path of a rock.
Lan held up a battle chip. "How will this be for help? Bubbler, heater! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man fired the shots at rocks, causing it to spread to Stone Man.
"Gok gok gok! GOK!" More stones rained down.
"Guard! Battle chip, in!!" Boing! A rock bounced off of the shield onto Stone Man! Squish!
"GOOOOOOK!" One of Stone Man's arms dissapeared and reappeared in front of Mega Man.
"Whubba?" BZZZZZT! "Laser beams? This guy cheats!"
"Mega Man!" gasped Lan. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, but one more attack will, in fact, kill me."
"Gok!" Another laser got ready...
"Guts Man! Battle chip, in!!" SMASH!
"GOOOOK?!" Mega Man had just destroyed Stone Man's arm!
"Hiiiyah!" Mega Man punched a cube at Stone Man! It was just enough to break through his defenses!
"GOOOOOK! GOOK! GEEK! WHY DO I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO TALK NOW?! NOOOOOO!" Boom. Exploded.
"Stone Man, you just got owned!"
ENEMY DELETED
Mega Man turned to a long data stream with a rock on it. "Fixing system!" He shot the rock away. "How does putting a rock on top of it make it malfunction?"
"Who cares, let's go see dad!"

The boring part! Yay! This chapter was kinda short. Kinda REEELY short. When I wrote it down it was only 3 pages long. The title was from the use of the Guts Man chip to win.
I put in a few jokes based on what Stone Man said, really annoying. And the rock lasers? Randomness, but a real attack. This was also extremely short, but who cares...I'd like some more support again. Please post again!

On the next all-natural episode of MMTFF, Mega Man fights the most eco-friendly netnavi. But are his chip chains too much for our main character? He did lose against Guts Man once...well anyways read it or I'll poke you. Now with less sodium!
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Well, nobody seems to care right now...but I can't post the next chapter on schedule this week...so that's my announcement...
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