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Topic Started: Aug 7 2007, 01:57 AM (175 Views)
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"Better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak, and remove all doubt." ~Abraham Lincoln
A quick joke I thought up a little (No Authors or Edwards were harmed in the making of this pun) while ago. See, Mustang calls Ed on the phone. Here's the result:

*rings*
Ed: Hello?
Roy: Fullmetal.
Ed: You Bastard of a Colonel, what do you want now?
Roy: Easy, Fullmetal. I'm just calling to give you your next assignment - Flirt with some girls and look up a miniskirt or two.
Ed: WHAAAAT?!?!?! No way. Not gonna happen!
Roy: Would you prefer I have you Court-Martialled for disobeying orders?
Ed: You sick bastard. *whispers* find yourself a good wife
Roy: *slams the phone back on the reciever*
Hawkeye: Don't take it out on the phone, sir.
Roy: *grumbles* I hate phones
Havoc: I'm sure that if the phone had emotions, it'd hate you, too. (I like quoting Drake & Josh)
Al: Why did you tell the colonel to find a wife?
Ed: I dunno. All I know is that it really pisses him off.
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Lol i like drake and josh too its funny and funny joke Colonel Mustang is Sick lol :LOL:
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"Better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak, and remove all doubt." ~Abraham Lincoln
Did I capture everyone's personality, well?
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I think u got Roys personality well cuz in my own opinion roys a pervert lol :LOL:
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